So I recieved only one review for the last chapter, but that's okay. I can deal with that ::sniff::. Hopefully more will like this chapter.

Chapter Two: Yes, indeed...Hammer got owned.

Yes, thanks to Kayla, Laura and the forbidden technology, chaos (the state of things, not the sexy angel) had been unleashed aboard the poor unsuspecting galaxy. Okay, so maybe only the Elsa, but the galaxy sounds so much more dramatic, does it not? Anywho...

The calamaty was to soon claim it's first victim. For none stands in the way of Tony's love of beer and girls and survives.

Including Hammer...and captian Matthews.

All made their way to the living room to observe the fight. After waiting for Allen, Laura, and their popcorn that is.... However, who should come in at this very moment to disturb the almost-peace, than that annoying man who still thinks baseball caps are the peak of fashion. Even though there hasn't truly been a baseball game in about two thousand years....

"What are ya morons doing in here?! We've got work to do!!!" Matthews was in his usual foul mood. Perhaps because his baseball cap was missing, perhaps not. More than likely he would find it eventually...unless it was somehow involved with Wilhelm's 'experiments'. (One can only wonder...)

"What are YOU doing in here?" Laura replied. Oh, don't get us wrong...she was fond of Matthews. In that punch-bag, target practice sort of way anyway....

"Chaos, you mind taking care of this for us?" Kayla pleaded. chaos, who by now is on the brink of insanity from DDR withdrawls, nods in agreement and vaporizes Matthews right then and there. The entire crew kind of looks at it, tilts their heads curiously, and shrugs. "Let's go guys!" urged Allen, who was really more interested in getting to his popcorn than the fight.

So all gathered around the next room and watched the two guys beat on each other. It was a normal fight, just like any other I'd say. You know, the punching, the kicking, the occasional 'low blow' (ouch), and the inevitable metal folding chairs. Hammer actually did little to no fighting. It was more like a contest to him of how long he could hold on to his precious beer can before he got totally and completely owned.

And, mind you he did.

It might have been the blunt trauma, to the head. It also could have been the blow below the belt. No one will ever know for somehow one of the two either killed him or knocked him out. Which one? Heck if I know, nobody ever checked. Poor Hammer was neglected worse than Allen...if that were possible. But it's not, so we'll have to settle for saying that he is just terribly neglected.

"I won I won I won!!!" Tony shouted with joy. Well, shouted as well as he could...he'd taken a few blows to the head also and was looking quite drunk already, even before he opened the can which he waved in the air. " I WO---"

Yes, this is when Tony somehow randomly dies. Again, the inhabitants of the room looked around in puzzlement, shurgged their shoulders and didn't even give it a second thought. "Heeey! Now I can hit on Shion all I want!" Allen celebrated by doing a little happy dance...possibly even a laugh that rivaled Albedo. (creeepy)

And as usual, the ditzy brunettle looked up puzzled and confused. "Huh? Did someone say something?" (God, she's a ditz)

"That was just Allen" Laura replied.

"Oh" She looks up. "Oh! Allen...I didn't see you there. I didn't even notice your existence." (When does she ever?)

"Didn't noti...CHIEF!!"

Shion had gone back into her own little world. Everyone rolled their eyes at the overwhelming ditzyness, then turned to comfort the poor, neglected man. However, he was gone...or they didn't notice him...one of the two.

So this is when some guy in a red cloak shows up and takes the beer can from Tony's dead hand. (creeepy) However, this is the time when Shion decides to become coherent and obnoxious at that.

"KEVIN!!!!" She stared at him with large fangirl eyes that made Kayla and Laura almost barf. chaos might have barfed, had he been the type for facial expressions period. But he's not, so one can only wonder.

"Wait...Kevin? As in dead Kevin?" Laura inquired.

"Yes, and you as in beer theif!" Kevin shot back. "And no, I am not dead. But I DID shoot Tony."

"Beer thief?" Kayla asked Laura. "So it didn't come out of thin air?"

"No, I stole it from dead Kevin's refrigerator."

"I am not dead"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not!"

"YES you ARE!"

"NO i'm NOT"

"uh huh!"

"I AM NOT DE..."

Laura kicked Kevin's corpse..."Looks like you're dead now! HAH!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Shion collapsed in a puddle of tears...again. After approximately 20.215 seconds, according to KOS MOS's watch, she stood up and went back into her own little world. (Wait! So when did KOS MOS get here?)

Now it may have been the shotgun sound that gave him away. It also could have been that maniacal laugh that he had recently aquired (Must've learned it from Albedo..::nod:::). Most people just say it's because he was the only one stupid enough to use a shotgun when they had laser weapons at their disposal. Any way you put it they all knew, it was Allen.

Except for maybe Shion. Shion never pays attention to anything Allen does.

"ALL RIGHT! Who was moron enough to give Allen a loaded shotgun?" Asked Kayla.

"Not me..." Laura's shifty eyes gave her away.

Again, everyone shrugged and thought no more of it. Strange how easily these people get over things like this...especially when there were three dead bodies on the floor and a pile of vaporized stuff that used to be Matthews. Oh, and Allen passed out...just for the sake of the story. But he's not dead...no, I wouldn't kill poor Allen. Lock him in a basement maybe but not kill him. Shion, however....heh heh heh....

So was this chapter better? Okay, i'm glad. Poor Tony, Hammer, and Kevin. Not poor Matthews...I don't like him. And If you're wondering...no, the Shion abuse never stops. Not even when she dies.