Okaaay! Now on to my favorite chapter! (so far anyway) Bring on the crossdressing Jr!

Chapter Four: Jr's a Dead Man.

Well, he's not exactly dead yet. If Allen catches him though...he will be. (Curse whomever gave Allen the shotgun!)

Nobody's quite sure why though.

Why is nobody sure? Because it wasn't Jr. who killed Shion. It was chaos who killed her. So why is Allen going to kill Jr? Good question, because Allen doesn't even know she's dead yet.

But Jr doesn't know that, does he?

So how did chaos rid himself of the blame? One could say he went into everyone's mind and manipulated their memories to incriminate Jr. Why would he do this? One could only wonder, though it probably had something to do with Wilhelm's 'experiments' involivng Mattews' hat, and some swiss cheese. What does that have to do with Jr?

I have no clue.

So the playing of the Forbidden Technology was again delayed. For Allen, after spending an entire chapter passed out on the stairs for god knows what reason, had decided to rejoin the world of the concious. Chaos, entirely ticked off by now, decided to get something to eat. If there was anything edible on the Elsa, that is. Nevertheless, he set off on a quest for something edible among Tony's 'cooking', while Allen began a quest of his own.

"Has anybody seen Shion" He asked. He even began looking under couch cushions. Now why would Shion be hiding under a couch cushion. HOW could Shion hide under a couch cushion?

All in the room looked around, trying not to look suspicious. Then Laura came up with a brilliant solution to their dillemma.

"She's in the bathroom" (Brilliant! Isn't she?)

"Oh, okay, I'll wait then" Allen seated himself on the nearby couch.

"Aww man, whay am I gonna do" Asked Jr, in panic.

"Why are you so upset, little master" Kayla asked.

"Because I killed Shion, and now Allen's gonna kill me"

"No you didn't! Wasn't it chaos"

"I thought so too, but he told me I did it."

She shrugged her shoulders. "Okay then...we need to hide you" I guess you all could figure out what happens next, yes? Indeed, cue the figurative lightbulb. "Maybe we don't need to hide you, maybe we can disguise you"

"Disguise me" Jr was already getting a horrified look on his face at the blonde wig and white dress Kayla pulled out of no where. "You mean you want me...to crossdress"

"yup" Laura nodded...with a GIANT smile across her face, may I add.

"You know I can't pull that sort of thing off by myself"

Cue MOMO.

"Oh, hey MOMO, I need your help" Kayla said. She simply handed the realian the white dress, cross necklace, and blonde wig and pointed to Jr. "Have fun, MOMO"

None hath ever seen a happier realian. She dragged the poor URTV unit into the next room, where several violent sounds ensued. Several minutes, and harsh curses (From MOMO, not JR. ), Jr stepped into the next room where violent...laughter ensued. Yes indeed, all in the room were on their faces laughing on the floor. With the exception of Allen, who had apparently inherited Shion's disease, and wasn't responding to anything. After a few minutes though, Kayla noticed a vital detail.

"He's a bit...flat...isn't he" She snickered even as she said this.

Laura pulled a tissue box out of thin air. "Here you go...this ought to fix it."

Unfortunately this is the time where KOS MOS walks by the commotion and takes the tissue box.

"I was looking for that." She simply walked of with the tissue box. Now what on earth does an android, made entirely of metal parts, need a box of tissues for? Must be for Wilhelm's 'experiments'. (Okay, so a baseball cap, swiss cheese and a box of tissues...odd)

"Aww man...Oh wait! I have a plan B" Laura, known throughout Lost Jerusalem as 'The Evil Genius", said as she drew out two oranges. From where? Did they even HAVE oranges in the future? Probably got them from Albedo and his UMN marketing project. (Curse you Albedoooo!)

However, much to their dismay, the oranges simply fell out the bottom of the dress. Darn that Nephilim and her loose dress.

Cue another figuative lightbulb.

A devious beyond devious grin streched across Kayla's face. She turned a wispered into MOMO's ears so quietly none heard what she said. (Actually we did, but we're not telling you...nyah) Reguardless, MOMO went running down the hall towards Shion's room, giggling maniacly. (Must've learned it from Mizrahi :nod:)

"Oh, no, Kayla..." Laura knew what was going on. "Don't make him wear one"

Jr looked dumbfounded for a bit. "Don't make me wear wha..."

It hit him like a ton of bricks...

"NOOOOO"

The scream only made MOMO run faster. In her palm she gripped a lacy red bra. This of course only made Jr scream louder. "Don't make me! There's GOT to be another way"

Allen decided to chime in. "Is she STILL in there"

The URTV was suddenly reminded of his peril. "Gimme that" He snatched the lacy red undergarment and the oranges, and ran toward the bedroom. Even through the door was shut, one could hear a variety of colorful statements as well as some not so colorful ones.

"How the heck do you get this thing on!"

There was actually a lot more to this chapter, but I have a looong overdue update of "Redeeming a Dark Angel" to work on too. So I had to split it in two. Tune in next time for Tony's resurrection!

Later, Kiddies!