I think I only got one review for the last chapter, but that's okay. I think I'd keep writing this even if no one reads it.

Chapter Five: He's Aliiive!

Yes, have no fear all you fan girls of Tony. Somehow he came back to life. How you may ask? I don't know, I'm not knowledgeable in such fields. Try Nephlim...she lives two doors down. For those of you who can just accept the idea that Tony's alive, I shall continue with our screwed up tale.

Oh yes, very screwed up.

The rest of them hit the floor...well, really only MOMO hit the floor literally, but the rest of them just hit the floor with laughter. Jr. was now standing before them in Nephilim's trademark white dress and cross choker necklace...and one of Shion's lacy red bras. Indeed, the entire scene was one of hilarity. Jr however was not so amused. "This is NOT funny!" (sure it's not, Jr)

Everyone else ignored him, or maybe they were just laughing to hard to hear. Either way, this is when the miraculously resurrected Tony decides to make his entrance.

"Hey guys, I'm ba- hello...who might this be?" Tony said, spying the cross-dressed Jr.

Now this is one of those moments. The really funny ones to the point you want to burst out laughing like none other, but the moments that are waaay to awkward to even think about it. I mean, Tony was hitting on his boss...male boss...who happened be be in a dress. (Doesn't get much more awkward than that. :nods:)

"Okay, I'm not falling for it anymore..." Allen came storming into the room once again. "Where is Shion!" Kayla and Laura looked at each other a little nervous. Now things had just gone from bad to very much worse. Jr's look on his face practically screamed at them to help, as he was being hit on possibly the biggest womanizer in the Kukai foundation, and now Allen was in the room, so it's not like they could set Tony straight.

"Um...Allen" Said our little evil genius, Laura. "I think she's in her bedroom, taking a nap."

"Oh, okay then."

Everything would have been fine then. Would have being the operative word. That is if chaos hadn't opened his mouth and lived up to his name. Not that he couldn't just manipulate people's minds again...but still. At that moment, chaos had burst out of the kitchen with a rather large swiss cheese sandwich in one hand, and Matthew's hat in the other.

"Okay, two questions." Chaos asked as his eyes fell on Jr and got really really big. "Why was the captian's hat in the toaster oven, and why is Jr in a dress?" (Wait, so the hat was hidden in the toaster oven, and the cheese was for sandwiches? So Wilhelm's innocent! )

Tony's face went white. And I mean really white. The kind of I-was-just-hitting-on-my-MALE-boss white.

Meanwhile, Kayla began to panic. "Hah hah hah, good one chaos, heh. Jr in a dress...why, that's Nephilim! Can't you tell?" (It's a good thing Allen's a moron, because the rest of them are awful actors.)

"That's not Nephili-" Chaos was cut off by a panicing Laura. "chaos, can I see you in the kitchen please? Thanks!" Chaos's rather large swiss cheese sandwich fell on the floor because of the force with which laura pulled chaos in the kitchen. The girl would pay for the sandwich, chaos thought. She would rue the day she ruined his perfectly sculped sandwhich!

Tony momentarily forgot why he had turned pale and a perverted smirk crossed his face. "Wonder why she dragged him off in such a hurry." he said, keeping that same smirk.

"Tony, do you desire to live?" was Kayla's reply.

"woo hoo! Go chaos!" Tony said, ignoring the dangerous deadly sound coming from Kayla's mouth.

Kayla didn't say a word before ripping the shotgun from Allen's hands. "Well, Tony, it was nice seeing you for a little while." She took aim and shot him.

So I guess now it really doesn't matter how Tony came back to life, because he's dead again. Poor, poor Tony fangirls.

Pity.

Sorry it took me so long between updates! School is awful and I can't wait for summer!