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Chapter Six: How to Get Your Boss Killed

Yes, so when we last left our poor friends, Jr's disguise was working...less than perfect, but fortunately Allen is much more stupid than we give him credit for. (It's from hanging out with Miyuki too much :nod:) What? You didn't think it would work forever, did you? This is my story after all...

Anyhow, there is one person aboard the Elsa, as hard as it is to believe, that beats Allen as far as stupidity goes. Or maybe he just lacks common sense...either way he's going to provide an effective example of how to get your boss killed.

Poor boy...

Let Tony's death bring a message to all of you...coming between a fangirl and her prey is a bad thing. However, Kayla, after causing Tony's second death, managed to have the brains not to give the shotgun back to Allen. Instead she locked it in her room to be pawned off later to Albedo for his UMN marketing project. (Curse you Albedo!)

"What you take my gun for?" Allen asked.

"Isn't it obvious? I needed it to shoot Tony!" Kayla replied, being rather blunt despite the fact that she had just killed a man.

Allen shrugged

"Yes, I suppose that's a decent reason, but WHY did to take my shotgun?" To this, Kayla just shook her head. There were better things to do than sit around and argue with someone so stupid that the couldn't tell that the 'girl' in the corner was not Nephilim, but Jr in drag. Though, come to think of it, Tony couldn't figure it out either at first...

"Can we play DDR NOW?" chaos whined as he was being pushed out of the kitchen by a rather irked Laura. Apparently she had filled him in on the current situation as he was no longer putting up the arguement that Jr was in drag. Either that or he had gotten stupid by osmosis, which on the Elsa, probably wasn't hard.

"Fine, chaos, we can play!" Laura rolled her eyes at the impatient angel boy.

"WAAHOOOOO!" chaos jumped around flailing his arms everywhere.

"I thought this was not supposed to be an out of character story..." Laura said aside to Kayla. Kayla only shrugged. "What fun would that be?"

"I suppose you're right" she nodded.

However, you didn't think we were just going to let him play the Forbidden Technology yet, did you? That would mean the story would have to end, and we don't want that yet, do we? Instead, this is where the brilliant Hammer decides to demonstrate the most effective way to get your boss killed.

"Heeey, who's the chick?" Hammer asked, resulting in the annoyed collapse of just about everyone in the room.

"haven't we been down this road before?" asked a very annoyed chaos.

"What road?" Hammer looked confused. "Anyway, have any of you seen Little Master?"

"He's hiding because he killed Shion" chaos crossed his arms in a very Squall Leonhart type fashion.

"But I thought you- oh, okay, whatever" Hammer shugged and turned back to the 'girl' (Poor poor Rubedo) In the corner. "So hey, honey, what's your name?"

"Don't come any closer if you value your job..." Jr told him in a deep disturbed voice that definately did not belong to Nephilim...or any girl for that matter. Hammer, of course, didn't listen. Our poor poor gender-confused Rubedo was about to be revealed because of his employee's poor pick up skills.

"Hello! Has everyone forgotten I'm still here?" Allen flailed his arms around looking for attention as usual. "What do you mean Shion's dead?" But of course, everyone was ignoring him, so it really didn't matter. Everyone was watching Hammer attempt to pick up their cross-dressing boss.

"So you come here often?" Hammer asked, with as much of a sly look on his face as was possible. I mean, c'mon...it's HAMMER...

"More than you know..." Was his reply. He silently pleaded for any help of rescue...where was Gaignun with that machine gun!

Now here's where everything goes really awry. If you are a girl, you are familliar with the guy pretend-to-stretch-but-put-your-arm-around-the-girl move. Now this was hardly the time, or the place for that matter to be attempting this, but it is Hammer after all. Well, in all his clutzy glory, the boy misses Rubedo's shoulder and hits his/her head, knocking off the blonde wig.

"Oh crap..." Jr tried to hide the wig behind him.

"Shion murderer!" Allen jumped up and down, arms flailing even more than usual.

"You mean I just hit on my...woah boy..." Hammer looked like we were all going to find out what he had for lunch.

"Where have I seen that look before?" Kayla turned to Laura.

"That poor Tony." She replied.

"May his soul rest in peace" chaos bowed his head solemly. (chaos, acting in character? What!)

Gaignun has a knack for timing, doesn't he? He usually shows up just when he's needed, or just when the plot gets to the really messy parts. Well, here's a first. Gaignun picks a really bad time to show up. With a Machine gun, no less.

"Hey Rubedo, I brought that machine gun you ordered telepathically...Why are you in a dress?"

Cue another anime fall around the ship...except for Allen who amazingly stayed on his feet. "I'll give it to him, Master Gaignun..." He said with one of those scary-innocent faces.

Oh he gave it to him all right...poor poor Rubedo...

Now there was one more person to pick up before chaos could play with the forbidden technology.

Pity.