The Closet

Chapter II- The Insanity Continues

"FIRST THE KITCHEN THEN THE WORLD" Hao laughed evilly as he started cutting the carrot for some reason, even if it wasn't dinner time yet.

"BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Step away from the Psycho" Lyserg added.

Horo-Horo took a few steps away from Lyserg.

"HEY!"

"What in the world is Hao doing?" Yoh asked.

"BWAHAHAHA" Hao continued.

"I think He's chopping carrots and evil laughing" Ruin pointed out the obvious

"And probably cook dinner." Azuri theorized.

"BUWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" Hao evil laughed more and Bit into a muffin. "Hmamhhhahahmm"

"Ham?" Ruin Blinked.

"Don't talk with your mouth open" Ren pointed a Hao

"Will he ever get tired of doing the evil laugh?" Azuri checked her watch. "He's been laughing for the past hour..."

"You should see him, when he gets Chocolate. Worse then Faust I tell you"

"FAUST" Ruin squealed Fangirly.

"Speaking of Faust... I haven't seen him anywhere today." Azuri wondered.

"He's admiring Eliza"

Said Lyserg

"In the backyard." Manta added.

Ruin ran off to the backyard just to admire her second favorite Psycho (First one would Farfy of Weiss Kreuz...XD)

"Oh and be gentle of him ok?" Azuri called out to Ruin.

Ruin's eyes just sparkled at the psycho who was making plans to dissect people.

"Erm... I'm going to the bathroom... Bye." Azuri runs off.

Hao evil laughed at his new pet rock..."We shall rule the world together...What do you mean I'm crazy?" Hao looked at the rock in disgust "Fine! Have it your way! I don't like you anymore" Hao sighed and turned the other while laughing evilly to himself a bit and turned back to the rock. "I'm SO Sorry! I didn't mean it" Hao then hugged the rock.

Lyserg and Horo-Horo said in unison "Nut Case"

"At least he didn't befriend the poison ivy over there" Azuri pointed.

"I thought you went to the bathroom?" Lyserg asked.

"I... err... decided not to go?" Azuri said.

Ren who was sitting next to Azuri on a couch, "Oh, You'd have better not on the couch." Ren stood up just in case.

"Why would I?" Azuri asked.

"I wouldn't know" Ren shrugged.

"Hey if you tilt your head, Ren kinda looks like an ice-cream" Ruin pointed that out randomly

"Yup. I see what you mean." Azuri tilted her head.

"Would you stop that!" Ren Exclaimed.

"Hey Horo-Horo, I bet ya Ren's gonna say..." Lyserg said with a "you know it" tone.

"Are you---?" Horo-Horo Nearly finished his guess, until Ren interrupted it with...

"ARE YOU DAFT?"

"That?" Horo-Horo looked at Lyserg.

"Yup"

"Apparently he's taken a liking to that phrase." Faust Suggested.

"OMG! Faust has such a Sexy voice! He's voiced by none other then Koyasu Takehito after all! He voiced Aya from Weiss Kreuz! OMG! Aya!" She squealed even more.

Faust came to the conclusion that this girl was stranger then he was.

"I don't know... I think he looks like a circus guy." Azuri commented.

"A hot Sexy Sadistic Blond Circus Guy" Ruin added, as everyone sweat dropped. My, this girl could truly be a fangirl

"I obviously couldn't argue with you on that." Azuri sighed defeatedly.

Ruin chuckled. "I wonder how is Yoh is doing?"

The Scene Changed to Yoh Asakura being forced to work by Anna.

Everyone else sweat dropped

"Apparently, not so well." Lyserg answered only to be met by Anna's glare.

Ruin looked at Azuri "Is she always this scary?"

"Well not that much... Remember she cried for Yoh when he was being possessed by Tokageru's spir-" Azuri stopped as she also met Anna's glare. "Shutting up now." Azuri froze.

"Nee! Nee! Faust-sama, Can I interview you"

"Who are you?"

"I'll tell you once I get to interview you"

Faust Sweat dropped.

Faust Sweat dropped at the ever insane Ruin

"You should really go with her demands Faust. You don't want to get on her disappointed-fangirl side" Azuri nodded.

The out of nowhere a strange tune reached their ears. 'Hora Catch you catch you catch me catch me matte'

Ruin blinked "CCS?"

"Someone's watching T.V." Azuri pointed out.

Ruin said in another fangirly tone "YueSama!"

"I wonder who's watching T.V.?" Azuri goes to join in watching.

Moments later Azuri came back apparently terror-stricken.

Ruin walked to Azuri, "Eto...Who is watching TV?"

Azuri still terror stricken answered. "H-Hao."

"Hao?" everyone asked

"Hao?" Ruin gave a not so surprised look. "So He finally cracked" Ruin chuckled.

Lyserg sighed "It happen one way or another"

"Maybe I shouldn't have given him Nesquick which was really coffee" Yoh looked down at the floor.

"Mmm..." Azuri nodded. "But you should see his expression."

Yoh starred at Hao for a while.

"YAOI" Ruin screamed in the background while pointing an accusing finger at Yoh.

"Ooohhh... Yaoi? Magnific!" Azuri exclaimed apparently not terror-stricken anymore.

Yoh turned Hao around ignoring the two girls.

"What's wrong with him?" Azuri asked referring to Hao.

Hao hummed along to the CCS theme as he continued to write his plans for world domination with a rock right next to him.

"I think the coffee had negative effects on him" Yoh looked at Hao.

to be continued----

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