AN: Any insanity caused is not the writer's responsibility.
I'm a Gwold
I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold
Watch my eyes glow gold.
I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold
You'll do what you're told.
I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold
A system in my hold.
I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold
I could have you sold.
I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold, I'm a Gwold
Bad dress sense makes me bold!
I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri
We found a gate - wheeee!
I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri
On a liberating spree.
I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri
Nuby can't catch me.
I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri
This action ain't for free.
I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri, I'm Tau'ri
Hate the saying "Jaffa, kree!"
I'm Furling, I'm Furling, I'm Furling
I'm dead or dying.
I'm Furling, I'm Furling, I'm Furling
I'm a furry little darling.
I'm Furling, I'm Furling, I'm Furling
Oddly we can sing.
I'm Furling, I'm Furling, I'm Furling
Never had lag or ping.
I'm Furling, I'm Furling, I'm Furling
We must be something.
I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox
More complex than a box.
I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox
We won't kill a fox.
I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox
We are nice to rocks.
I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox
Prickles in our socks.
I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox, I'm a Nox
This rhyming really knocks.
I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard
Sometimes mispelled "guard".
I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard
We are not yet charred.
I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard
Abduct you from your yard.
I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard
Replicators are too hard.
I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard, I'm Asgard
Someone zap this bard!
I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient
The seed of life we sent.
I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient
To ascension we all went.
I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient
Our numbers are all spent.
I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient
Wraith weren't what we meant.
I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient, I'm Ancient
Writer's sanity is spent!
If you expect one on the Wraith
Reader, friend,
You have too much faith.