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FW Fred Weasley GeW George Weasley

Chapter 1: Boredom

FW: I'm bored.

GeW: Yeah so am I …

FW: What should we do?

GeW: …Hey! Lets make up names for everybody.

FW: And why would we want to do that?

GeW: So that we could post them on that net thing that Dad's always talking about.

FW: That's bloody brilliant. (applauds)

GeW: But we'll have to keep it a seceret .

FW: We could Give each other nick names so that we look like victims of our plot.

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