Some kinda note: This is the second chapter of 'The Stupid Book'. I hope you like it. R&R. It'll be worth your time. Just read this. K?

Disclaimer: Again, I don't own Naruto. I wish I did. If I do, I'll make somebody cut that damn tongue of Orochimaru 'cause it's so long. I'll make him wear a sundress. He'll be boasting that he likes Barney. But, I can include that in my story.

The Stupid Book

Chapter Two: The Book is in Sasuke's Hands

Sasuke: What the hell is in this book?

The "stuff" on Itachi's book:

1. Plan a game. It's called strip poker.

2. Cheat so that you win and see your girl naked.

3. Make out with her when she's naked.

Itachi: I did it once and it worked, bro. Just try it. If you have the guts. (laughs evilly)

Sasuke: Make sure that this will work. How do I cheat on strip poker, anyway?

Itachi: (smiles evilly) Read the next page.

Sasuke: Okay. (flips page)

The instructions on how to cheat:

1. Fix your cards so that you will surely win.

2. You pretend that you're fixing your sandals and get another deck of cards.

3. Shuffle it in front of them and fix your sandals again get the arranged deck.

4. Play.

Sasuke: You really have a dirty mind.

Itachi: Yes, little brother. You will inherit that someday from me.

Sasuke: Whatever.

The next day…

Naruto: I really don't know why Kakashi-sensei called us today.

Sakura: He better be not late. It's hot in this bridge.

Sasuke: (Sweat dropping 'cause he told Kakashi about his plan who was so eager to put it into action.)

Naruto: I know! Let's play a game!

Sakura: What game?

Naruto: Strip poker.

Sakura: Fine, I guess.

Naruto: You want to play?

Sakura: I'm bored. What do you expect?

Naruto: (grins maniacally) Okay! So who's got a set of cards?

Sasuke: Me (Gets cards and does the cheating technique on Itachi's book.)

Naruto: What the hell? I lost to Sasuke-bastard?

Sakura: What! Do I really have t strip clothes?

Naruto: (grins maniacally) Yes. Don't tell me you won't. It will make you a sore loser.

Sakura: I will.

So Sakura removes the pants she was wearing under her red dress.

Sasuke and Naruto's eyes almost popped at the "view".

Sakura: I'm done. You're next, Naruto.

So Naruto removes his jacket, which shows his white undershirt. Sasuke and Sakura don't care though.

Naruto: I lost? AGAIN? How?

Sasuke: It's called luck, dobe.

Naruto: What the f did you call me, Sasuke-bastard.

Sakura: Stop it, you two. Let's just continue on playing.

So Sakura removes her hitai-ate.

Naruto removes the same.

Naruto: What the…? I lost again?

Sakura: (in a bored voice) Let's just continue.

So Sakura strips her earrings.

Naruto removes his pants.

Naruto: I QUIT! I always lose.

Sasuke: Then quit, dobe.

Naruto: I'll just go and eat ramen.

Sakura: (bored voice) Are we still gonna continue?

Sasuke: (in a pretend bored voice) Yes.

So Sakura removes her red dress, which only leaves her black bra and panty.

Sasuke gapes at her…curves? He approaches her. Sakura's bore disappears. She backs away.

Sakura: (nervous) What are you doing, Sasuke?

Sasuke: …

Sakura was cornered by a clump of bushes. She can't escape any farther. Sasuke pushes her into the bushes and they both tumble in it. Sasuke looked for Sakura. When he saw her, she was pale. Very pale. Sasuke crept closer and crushed Sakura's lips against his. Sasuke felt Sakura stiffen but then relax.

Sakura's point of view…

Sasuke crushed his lips against hers. Sakura stiffened but then relaxed. Sasuke was kissing her. It was once in a lifetime so why not let it happen? Sasuke pulled her closer by the waist until they were pressed against each other. Sasuke's hands left Sakura's waist and began unlatching Sakura's bra….

The crappy park…

Naruto sat on one of the benches. He was so bored.

Naruto: This is so boring! How can I ever confess to my Hinata?

Itachi suddenly pops out of nowhere.

Itachi: Hey Naruto!

Naruto: (didn't notice Itachi) Hey Itachi! (stops) WTF? Hwy the hell are you here freaking Itachi?

Itachi: I heard your worries and I'm here to help you.

Naruto: (curiosity gets the better of him) How?

Itachi: By giving you this! (hands Naruto his book)

Naruto: How can this 'Sexy Itachi's Guide to Love and Romance' help me?

Itachi: Just read, Kyuubi.

Naruto: I'm not Kyuubi. But I'll read anyway.

A/NHey! This is the end of chappy two. You know what happened to Sasuke and Sakura, right? The book will be passed into many more hands. I hope yo like my story! Ciao!