Some kinda note: Hey! This is chapter three. Sasuke and Sakura finally got together because of Sexy Itachi's Guide to Love and Romance. I know I kinda typed like a green minded, ultra, super pervert in Sasuke and Sakura's story but forgive me. It's Naruto's turn. What will happen? Just read it. It'll be worth your time.

Sasuke: It better be or I'll kill you.

Me: You can't Sasuke.

Naruto: You look cute.

Me: (blushes) Um…Thank you.

Sakura: Just tell what happens.

The Stupid Book

Chapter Three: Naruto and The Book

Naruto: What does this mean?

Itachi: (sighs) My little bro was right about you.

Naruto: (reading)

The "stuff" on the book:

1. Invite your girl to a stroll in the park.

2. Kiss her.

3. Then confess your feelings for her.

Itachi: So, got it?

Naruto: Yup! I'll invite Hinata to a stroll today! Yay! I can finally tell Hinata what I feel for her!

Itachi: You got that right.

Naruto: (jumps happily to the Hyuuga manor)

At the Hyuuga Manor…

Naruto: Let's go, Hinata-chan!

Hinata: (blushing) O-o-okay, Naruto-kun.

Naruto and Hinata walk to the park, hand-in-hand, side-by-side.

Naruto: The place is beautiful.

Hinata: (blushing) Y-y-yes.

Naruto: Yeah. But not as beautiful as you.

Hinata: (blushing furiously) Y-y-you're funny!

Naruto: (sweat drops) Hahaha

Hinata: Oh look! It's a bunch of daffodils!

Naruto and Hinata rush to the bunch of daffodils.

Naruto: (picks a daffodil and gives it to Hinata) For you, Hinata.

Hinata: (accepts daffodil with burning cheeks) T-t-thank you, Naruto-kun.

Naruto: C'mon. Let's go now. (offers hand)

Hinata: (holds Naruto's hand) Y-y-yeah.

So Naruto and Hinata walk again…

But Orochimaru suddenly appears out of nowhere…

Naruto: Why the hell are you here, mother?

Orochimaru: I'm here to ask you to join the 'Barney Fan Club'

Hinata: W-w-what is it?

Orochimaru: It is a club that specializes on Barney and only Barney. So wanna join?

Hinata: N-n-no thanks.

Orochimaru: (sighs disappointedly) Oh fine. (disappears)

Naruto: I never thought Orochimaru would like Barney. He's dumb.

Hinata: I d-d-don't like Barney.

Naruto: Really? We're the same. Barney's a piece of trash.

Hinata: Uh, y-y-yeah.

Naruto: But when I was a kid, I did.

Hinata: (felt relieved) Y-y-yeah. Me too.

Naruto: So Hinata, do you like ramen?

Hinata: Um, y-y-yeah.

Naruto: Really? Oh good! What flavor?

Hinata: (sweat drops) Um, er, erm, uh, I l-l-like miso ramen.

Naruto: We like the same flavor!

Hinata: (feels relieved again) Y-y-yes

Naruto: Hinata?

Hinata: Huh? (turns to see Naruto looking serious)

Without warning, Naruto k…

Gaara was walking quietly down the street when he saw a girl with long black hair tied in a ponytail walking up the street. Immediately, Gaara felt his heart beating.

The girl passed Gaara without looking at him.

Gaara: Damn!

Itachi suddenly pops out of nowhere…

Itachi: Having problems with love?

Gaara: Who the hell are you? Uchiha?

Itachi: Yeah. Uchiha Itachi at your service!

Gaara: You're psycho.

Itachi: You're the one to talk.

Gaara: So how could you help me?

Itachi: (grins maniacally) By giving you this! (gives his book to Gaara)

Gaara: What the f is this 'Sexy Itachi's Guide to Love and Romance'?

Itachi: Well, read it!

Gaara: If this doesn't work, I'll kill you with my sand.

Itachi: (grins nervously) Uh, yeah. It's proven that it will work. It's been tested.

Gaara: Just make sure. (growling)

A/N: Hey! Another chappy done! I'm sorry if it's boring 'cause I'm really so bored when I was doing this. Maybe Gaara is the last chapter. I'm really so bored.

Sasuke: Who cares!