Some kinda note: It seems like Gaara isn't the last chapter. I'm adding this as a bonus 'cause I'm working on another story. This is a chapter concerning Chouji and the book. Please review this. It's a ChoujiOC story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I own this story. MINE! MINE! MINE!
The Stupid Book
Chouji, A new Jutsu, and the book
Chouji was walking down street towards his favorite barbeque store.
Chouji: Barbeque, barbeque, barbeque!
Itachi: Hey there!
Chouji was so surprised that he stepped on Itachi's foot.
Itachi: OW! Hey!
Chouji: I'm sorry. You just surprised me.
Itachi: (rubbing his foot) That's okay. So? You wanna charm some other girls?
Chouji: Charm? I only want to charm barbeques. (remembers his dream about barbeques running after his handsomeness)
Itachi: (sweat drops) Ok. I just wanna teach you some techniques to charm girls.
Chouji: Oh…Okay…How?
Itachi: (grins) By this! (hands his book)
Chouji: You aren't that vain are you? (refers to the book)
Itachi: (whole place darkens and then it begins to rain) What did you say?
Chouji: (sweat drops) Oh yeah. You're really so sexy.
Itachi: (grins and darkness disappear) Thanks. So read it now.
After a few minutes reading…
Chouji: Perform a new jutsu?
Itachi; (nods) Yep. You perform the handsome no jutsu.
Chouji: (scratches his head) How?
Itachi: (exhales and the white mushroom like thingy that can be seen when anime characters are exasperated was seen) Boar, hare, rat, ram, monkey, and serpent. Then shout, HANDSOME NO JUTSU. K?
Chouji: Ok. (performs seals) HANDSOME NO JUTSU
There was a cloud of smoke and a handsome Chouji appeared.
Chouji: (in a handsome voice) I'm finally thin! Yes!
Itachi: (grins) Oh yeah.
Chouji: But this is so troublesome…
Itachi: (darkness appears) What did you say?
Chouji: (sweat drops) Nothing, nothing. I'll be going then. (runs so fast to the opposite direction)
While Chouji was running, he saw a beautiful girl with dirty blond hair. She was walking home with a book in hand.
Chouji: (stops) Hey miss!
Miss: Hey! Who are you?
Chouji: I'm-er-Satoshi…
Miss: Hey Satoshi! I'm Kyoko! Nice meeting you!
Chouji: I'll walk with you to your home.
Kyoko: Okay! You know, good thing you're not fat coz I hate fat people.
Chouji: (sweat drops) But I'm not fat.
Kyoko: Yes you're not.
Them they walk to Kyoko's home together with Chouji thinking deeply.
'Maybe this isn't so troublesome at all. I'm not Shikamaru to tell that.'
A/N: Hey! Hope this isn't boring. Review please! I'm making a NejiTen story after this. By request. Coz I'm so good! HAHAHAHAHA