Chapter 9: Catfight
.:Kairi's PoV:.
Ha! Take that you idiot! HAHAHAHA!
Kairi walked down the hall and ran into the nurse's office. A group's maniacle laughter greeted her.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"
"TEEHEETORKLESNORKLE!"
"HAHAHAHAHHAHA snort HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Ooookaaay... that was really weird...
"AHAHAHAAHAAA---wait someone's here!"
Immiedietly the laughter stopped. Kairi went and got some Tylenol, then went back to class. But before she shut the door all the way, she heard someone... very familiar... say:
"OKAY SHE'S GONE! She still doesn't know!"
So familiar... but... who? Was it... YUNA? No, it couldn't be... could it?
While she was thinking, she accidently bumped into someone.
"SHEESH! WATCH IT! THIS WAS A 500 DOLLAR DRESS!"
And who else would be standing there but Rinoa. (A/N: Okay, I think I owe you peeps an explaination. Rinoa was a goody-goddy-two-shoes, when she was teased so much she lost her mind and jumped off of a cliff. That destroyed her and now she is evil. And the head injury is permanent. Very. So no one can fix it now. So yeah. NO BEGGING FOR HER MIND BEING RETURNED TO NORMAL IN THE REVIEWS! Thank you. )
Rinoa slapped Kairi on the face. Hard. Kairi's good intention held. Rinoa moved for another slap but Kairi quickly dodged it and grabbed Rinoa's arm. She then twisted her body around so that she was now behind Rinoa and Rinoa's arm was twisted. Rinoa shrieked. She then began to scratch Kairi with her other arm. Kairi, being on the backside of Rinoa, caught it full in the face. Temporarily blinded, shekicked out her leg and tripped Rinoa. Rinoa then proceeded to kick Kairi in the chest repeatedly. (A/N: Okay, for you girls out there, I say it for us, OUCH!)
It was then that Kairi lost her mind, concience, and good intentions. She pretended to get knocked flat on the ground, and when Rinoa came over to spit in her face she kicked out and jumped onto her feet. She jumped onto Rinoa and started to punch, scratch, kick, bite (okay maybe not bite), but overall cause physical harm to Rinoa. Rinoa started to cause overall physical harm to Kairi too. Yuffie cam and started to back Kairi up, while Dagger came to back up Rinoa. (A/N: Okay, just random peeps here but come on! Good girls go bad sometimes!)
Yuffie picked Kairi up off of Rinoa, then threw herself at Dagger. Rinoa got up of the ground fast enough to partially avoid a flying kick, but still got her arm scratched. They then circled around eachother, before Rinoa aimed a punch at Yuffie. Dagger took advantage of this and body punched (using your body's weight in your punch) Yuffie. Kairi then called any willing people to her side. They were Selphie, Echo, and Rikku. Rikku and Echo took off after Dagger, and Selphie and Kairi got Rinoa. Rinoa then bribed few people to her side. They were Aerieth, Tifa, and Quistis. (spelling error?)
Aerieth charged after Echo, while Tifa and Quistis (sp?) stayed with the main group. So, it was:
Kairi and Selphie vs. Rinoa and Tifa
Echo and Rikku Vs. Dagger and Aerieth
Yuffie Vs. Quistis
Yuffie nailed Quistis in the stomach. Kairi went behind Rinoa and Selphie stayed in front, then they both charged at Rinoa, elbows raised. Rinoa managed to get out of the way, and they nailed eachother, but fell onto Rinoa. Dagger was running around while Rikku went from on side to the other, scaring her into running the other way. Echo flew into Aerieth's face and clawed. Tifa just sorta sat on top of Rinoa, Kairi, and Selphie.
"YOU IDIOT! I'M UNDER THESE LOSERS!" Rinoa shouted.
"CAN'T CATCH ME---AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dagger screamed as she bumped into Rikku.
"DIE!" Echo yelled.
"Take that!" Yuffie screamed.
Eventually, Selphie, Tifa, Quistis, Echo, Areieth, and Dagger were down.
"Do you want any more?" Kairi asked mildly, as if this was just a boring game of checkers.
Rinoa, breathing heavily, replied, "We-well, we will g-get you guys n-next time around!"
"Just next time-" Yuffie began.
"DON'T HOLD BACK!" Kairi, Yuffie, and Rikku shouted together.
"We won't ever try our best again, guys!" Rinoa said stupidly.
"RINOA!"
Wow, okay, I hope that was as long as it seemed! Okay, I promise the next chappyter... or so, will have the dance, or whatever. Okay? So yeah!
LATER:
ARGH MY CRUDDED INTERNET! I finally managed to put this on so don't kill me, k? hears angry mob MEEP! Anyways I'll update more soon, my internet web thingy is fixed for a LONG time I hope!
