Chapter 3: Where Does that Theme Music Come From?

Once again we join the trio of inspiration seeking young ladies as they wander around down town Tokyo without so much as an idea of where to look for something to ignite the creative embers in the smoldering barbecue pit that is Mina's mind.

"…You do know that you said that allowed right, Lita?" Mina asked the brunette who was busy narrating their lives at the moment.

"…And?" Lita replied, unfazed by the question.

"I thought it was pretty good, I like the barbecue comparison, wonderful imagery." Amara complimented.

"You think so? Thanks, I was wondering if it was a little over the top."

"No not at all, it was a very interesting way to describe"

"I'm going to go insane around you two!" Mina exclaimed as she started to walk off ahead of them. Before she could take another step a very large and very green creature stepped out in front of her.

"Bwahahaha, puny human! You will be my appetizer! And you two…back there, you'll be my dinner and dessert!" It said pointing towards Lita and Amara.

"Amara Tenoh does not get eaten!" Amara yelled. "…What's so funny?" She asked as everyone around her, even the monster snickered. Just then her cell phone rang and she answered. "Hello….uh huh…no I don't get it….ohhhhhhhh, hehe, thanks….wait, how'd you know what I said?…(click) Hello? Odd, oh well." She hung up the phone and glared at everyone. "Get your minds out the gutter!"

Mina slowly stopped laughing and wiped the tears from her eyes before resuming her previous state of shock. "It's a Negaverse monster! It must be destroyed!" She yelled before running into an alley followed by Amara and Lita. Seconds later after three flashes of green, yellow, and orange, the sailor scouts emerged from the alley.

"Halt doer of evil! Your reign of terror is over, now that the Sailor scout of Venus is here!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaait, hold up!" Sailor Jupiter yelled, drawing everyone's attention towards herself. "Don't you guys here that?"

"Here what?" Sailor Uranus asked confused.

"The music!" She said. "It always comes on when we give speeches toward any enemy. It's like some creepy sailor scout theme music."

"Oh I know what you mean. Where is it coming from?" Venus asked as she glanced around, the monster forgotten for the moment.

The three of them proceeded to look around their surroundings searching for the source of the theme music. Several minutes later a loud clearing of the throat turned their attention towards the irritated Negaverse demon.

"Excuuuuuse me? Shouldn't we be knee deep in combat right about now? I didn't travel through alternate dimensions just to come here and be ignored!" It roared impatiently.

"Someone's eager to be turned to dust." Uranus said as she charged up her attack.

"Waaaaaaaait, hold up again! The music…it changed." Jupiter said again.

"Hey I recognize this theme, it comes on every time we start fighting the Negaverse." Venus spoke.

"Enough with the music and let's battle already!" The angry monster yelled.

"If you say so." The three scouts said as they all attacked it at once.

Obligatory fight scene

Punch. Kick. Bite. Love Chain. Yell. Lightning Strike. Sizzle and Crackle. Earthquake. Scream and Broken bones. More yelling. More biting. Twirl. Kick again. Brass knuckles to the forehead. Concussions. Punch below the belt. More screams. Annnnnnnnnnnnd Scene.

"Hurrah, it is defeated." Venus said triumphantly as she stood over the smoldering broken up mass of monster goo.

"And the theme music changed again." Jupiter spoke, glancing around still in search for the freaky music. She then detransformed, followed by the other two.

"Whoo, what a rush, that was fun." Amara said. "How's that for inspiration Mina? You can write an action fanfiction!"

"I think I'll pass…too messy." The blonde complained as she wiped monster goo off her shirt.

"Indeed." Lita said as she pulled a piece of green stuff from her hair. "I don't know about you guys, but I say the journey for inspiration be put on pause for a while. At least until we get cleaned up.

"All in favor of crashing Rei's shrine and taking advantage of the huge behind public bath she installed, say I!" Amara said raising a hand. Just then her found rang again. "What Michelle…no you can't come…wait, how'd you know what I said again? Where the hell are you? (Click). Damn her and her stalkish ways. What are you too looking at?"

"Relationship problems?" Lita asked with a smirk.

"You must feel like being slapped around today." Amara threatened."

"On the Rei's temple!" Mina interrupted before she had to break up another battle that would undoubtedly lead to more spillage of bodily fluids.

"Huzzah!" Lita said jumping up in the air and ignoring Amara's threats.

As the trio ran off towards Rei's shrine, a figure standing behind a tree giggled. She closed her Mercury computer, shutting off the theme music from the battle.

Riveting stuff if I do say so myself. I was on the edge of my seat during the whole battle sequence. So much in fact that I fell off the chair while writing this. Oh man and you know what really got me, the ending! What a twist. Whew, intense. I wonder what's going to happen next. I hope I write more soon.