(A/N) Well, I'll be damned….never did I think that I would've written a sequel to one of my fics! Now, for those of you who don't have a squealing clue about what I'm talking about; you obviously haven't read
A road trip with Harry and Tonks : not good!, now, this is the sequel to that fic, and if you don't know what a sequel is….then there's no hope for you mate…I'm sorry, but you'll die oblivious….just kiddin' ya!
Now, before you read this fic; make sure you've read the story stated above, otherwise I'll get questions like "Who the hell is the talking cat?" and "When the hell did Harry and Tonks hook up?" or "Since when does Harry have a ponytail?" so, spare me; click on the little link up to your left and click on me name, it's Flametongue…..F-l-a-m-e-t-o-n-g-u-e, and you'll find the story that explains all of that.
Disclaimer: Do I own this stuff?...nah, sorry, I don't….
Detention with Harry and Tonks : not good!
"Come on class, look sharp!" The new Defence against the dark arts teacher; Tonks, told her students as she showed them some diagrams of a Banshee. "Why are you lot so off today?"
A good number had been accepted in the Defence against the dark arts NEWT group, Harry, Ron and Hermione were of course part of it. The sixth year NEWT group was divided in two, Gryffindor with Ravenclaw, and Slytherin with Hufflepuff. Currently it was Gryffindor and Ravenclaw having class, and no student of either of the two houses had the will to do anything today, not even Hermione.
"Well, it might be the weather…" Ron said dully as he looked up from his arms.
Tonks sighed and gave them all a sympathetic look before taking a look out the window; it was raining heavily, showing them that November was here. It was slightly dark outside, due to the dark clouds, however the classroom was brightly lit by the candles and lamps on the walls; a cat with thick white-grey fur was sleeping lazily in a chair by the window.
Tonks sighed again and stuffed away her diagrams. "Alright, banshees are really second-year level anyway…"
Everybody looked up quickly; would she let them go forty-five minutes earlier? Only Harry knew better; he knew that Tonks would never let them off class…unless there was a catch.
Tonks turned back to the class, and seeing their expecting looks she smirked and as if she'd read their thoughts said "I'm not letting you off that easily."
Everybody groaned with displeasure, except Harry who snickered and looking down as he shook his head. 'Told ya…' He thought to himself.
"Now, from what I've heard from Professor Dumbledore," Tonks said. "Harry have apparently taught most of you all how to conjure a patronus, is this correct?"
There were a good deal of agreeing murmurs. Some of Harry's DA 'students' had actually managed to produce a patronus.
"Now then, since patronuses are very advanced magic, they aren't a part of the teaching plan," Tonks continued. "but since you all are a little too tired to do anything serious I think some patronus training should do good, for those of you who doesn't know how to perform the patronus charm," She waved her wand, conjuring a pile of books. "Read about them on page 112 in these books. Now, those of you who can manage to produce a patronus when I get back will receive a special treat!" She grinned wickedly as all the students looked at each other excitedly.
"Uhm, what kind of. 'treat' are you talking about, professor?" Anthony Goldstein asked.
"Well, Mr. Goldstein," Tonks said, smiling. "Every boy who succeeds with conjuring a patronus will get to choose between a kiss from me, or a special surprise," Most of the male students looked even more excited, the girls however looked rather disgruntled, but their excitement returned when they heard the rest. "and the girls who succeeds will get to choose between the surprise, or a kiss from-" She scanned the room for a suitable victim, and her eyes landed on Harry who gave her a terrified look that clearly said 'you wouldn't,' and Tonks answered with a smirk that just as clearly said 'oh you bet I would,'.
"-Harry." She finished. "I'll be back in forty minutes, make sure to practise good until then!"
The second after Tonks had closed the door behind her back, the few students who didn't know how to produce a patronus ran straight up to the pile of books and grabbed one. The ones who already knew what to do began to practice immediately.
Harry groaned and let his head fall to the table in front of him. "How come she always picks me as the subject of her little games?" He said. He didn't really care that Tonks would be kissing other guys, she was just playing, it was nothing compared to what he had lived through during her 'detentions'.
"I wonder…" Ron said as he put his hand to his chin in mock thoughtfulness, a sly smile tugging at his lips.
"What?" Harry asked and slowly sat up straight, not looking at Ron.
"You know, I'm confused…" Hermione stated, also smiling. "How come we haven't seen any more of those two 'gothic snoggers' that showed up at the start of term feast?"
After seeing Harry's expression to this question, both Ron and Hermione burst out laughing.
Harry rolled his eyes and said "Look, there was nothing between her and me to begin with!"
"Oh yeah?" Ron asked smiling. "What about the gothic snogging session Hermione just mentioned, you know, the one in the entrance hall in front of every student of Hogwarts?"
Harry groaned. "Come on, she's a teacher!" He said. "Can you imagine what trouble she would be in if she had it together with a student?"
"Uh-huh, then why did you keep your hair long?" Hermione asked, a sly smile on her face as she tugged at Harry's ponytail.
During Harry and Tonks road trip, Tonks had magically made Harry's hair grow longer, as if to make him unrecognizable. Harry had been about to turn it back to normal when he got back to Hogwarts…however, he didn't.
Harry shrugged and smiled sheepishly. "I thought the girls might like it."
Hermione rolled her eyes, and Ron snickered. "You mean Tonks might like it?"
"Do you actually think she would put me in detention all the time if we were an item?" Harry asked as he raised an eyebrow.
Ron and Hermione looked at eachother, doubt in their eyes. "Uhm…no…maybe not." Hermione said.
After forty minutes of the students attempting to perform the patronus charm, and very few succeeding, Tonks came back, carrying a big sack.
"Alright," She said and placed the sack on her desk. "for those who choose the special surprise I will pull a random item from this sack, and for the others…" She smiled slyly. "…well, you all know about that."
In the end there weren't many in the class who could perform a 'corporeal' patronus. First up to succeed was Michael Corner who choose the surprise, since he had a girlfriend. Tonks pulled out an enormous peacock feather from the sack for him.
Next one up was Padma Patil who choose the kiss. Tonks called Harry up with a mischievous smile and Harry complied without a comment, he didn't want to offend Padma.
Next one to succeed was Parvati Patil, who out of sheer jealousy for her sister also chose the kiss.
Next up was none other than Ron, who produced a wolf patronus.
"Well, Ronald, your choice…" Tonks said with a smile.
"Well," Ron said as he gave a sideways smirk in Harry's direction. "I think I'll have the kiss."
Harry tried not to look angry as Tonks leaned in and kissed Ron, Hermione however, looked furious.
"Alright, last one up," Tonks said as Ron took his seat again, a satisfied smirk on his lips. "Hermione."
Hermione walked up and performed the charm, sending her silver otter skipping around the room.
"Very good!" Tonks said, smiling as always. "Now, your choice…?"
Hermione sent Ron a sideways glare before saying "I'll have the kiss."
Both Ron and Harry's mouths fell open, Harry recovered quickly however and kissed her.
The bell rang.
"Alright everybody," Tonks said as all the students started pulling their books together. "I want you all to read the chapter about Banshees until Thursday!"
Harry, Ron and Hermione left the classroom without a word to eachother. When they were about to round a corner however, they ran into three very unpleasant characters.
"Well, if it isn't Mr. Shag-a-teacher!" Malfoy smirked as his chorines, Crabbe and Goyle snickered.
Harry rolled his eyes.
"Piss of, Malfoy." Ron said as they passed them.
"I she any good Potter?" Malfoy asked. "I might just take her for a spin myself!"
Harry whirled around, wand raised. He saw Tonks walk out of the classroom at the other end of the corridor. Harry smirked before sending a curse straight at Malfoy's face which sent him flying backwards, scraping across the floor. Ron and Hermione stared at Harry in shock.
"Harry Potter!" Tonks shouted as she quickly walked up to them. She looked at Malfoy wide-eyed as he scrambled to his feet; his face was covered in thick white fur and his nose had grown to the size of a potato.
Tonks looked back at Harry and said "That will be detention for you Mr. Potter."
"Again?" Harry said with raised eyebrows. "Aww, come on Professor!"
"You should know by now that I'm not very reasonable." Tonks said in a bitter-sweet voice that her elder sister would be proud of. "Six o'clock tonight, my office." She turned to Malfoy and said "You'd better move on to the hospital wing Mr. Malfoy."
Malfoy sent Harry a glare before walking away, Crabbe and Goyle trailing off behind him.
Tonks turned to Harry again. "Six o'clock." She reminded him with a smile before walking off.
As soon as Tonks was out of earshot, Ron burst out laughing. "Oh Merlin! Malfoy looked like a yeti!"
"Harry, what were you thinking?" Hermione exclaimed. "Didn't you see Tonks come out of the classroom?"
Harry shrugged. "I guess I didn't…"
Ron suddenly stopped laughing as something dawned on him. "Aww, crap!" He hit his fist in his palm.
"What?" Harry asked as he and Hermione stared at Ron.
"Six o'clock tonight?" He said and looked at them expectantly, when they both furrowed their eyebrows Ron rolled his eyes and exclaimed "We where supposed to have a DA meeting tonight!"
Hermione's eyes went wide as she let out a small "Oh!"
Harry slapped his forehead. 'I forgot about that.' He sighed. "Well, I guess you two will have to take care of it then…"
Hermione and Ron looked at him as if he was crazy. "Are you mental?" Ron exclaimed. There's no way we'll be able to handle that!"
"Ron's right!" Hermione said nodding.
Harry sighed and rolled his eyes. "Well, it's either that, or we'll have to cancel the meeting," He said. "There's quidditch training for the rest of the week, and I doubt that the DA members will be all too happy about waiting an extra week for this meeting, we've rescheduled it twice already!"
Ron and Hermione looked at eachother, defeated. Of course, Ron and Harry could skip of the quidditch training, although they didn't want to face the wrath of Katie Bell, the new quidditch captain. Ron had once showed up late for practice and had to face her wrath, believe it or not, but Katie was as serious about quidditch as Wood and Angelina together.
Harry massaged his temples with one hand and said "Look, just go through some of the stuff we've done already, and uh…take this." He opened his schoolbag and pulled out a piece of parchment. "This is what I had planned for tonight's meeting."
Hermione reluctantly took the parchment and sighed.
"Come on," Ron said. "we'll be late for transfiguration."
And with that the three of them started off towards professor McGonagall's lesson.At six o'clock Harry knocked at the door to Tonks office; it kind of started to become a regular routine.
"Come in Harry!" Came Tonks sweet voice. Harry smiled and opened the door and stepped inside. As soon as he did however, something leathery waswhipped around his throat.
"Naughty boy," Tonks said with a mischievous grin plastered on her face as she stood by her desk, clutching the other end of the leathery thing in her hand.
"A whip?" Harry managed to chuckle out as Tonks began to reel him in. "Well that's a new one…"
His eyes took in what she was wearing; she was clad in tight, ripped leather pants that looked as if a cat had clawed on them. Her bra was also made of leather, and it had belt buckles to hold it up. She also wore black leather-gloves and boots. Her hair was blond and had a few thin braids hanging down in her face; the rest was tied up in a knot on top of her head, the long blond strands hanging down on all sides, slightly covering the black leather headband that was covering her forehead. Her face was still her heart-shaped one though; the face Harry fell in love with.
"Since when were you into S&M?" Harry asked with a frown as he now stood only and inch in front of her.
Tonks shrugged innocently. "I saw this muggle film once, something about a girl that was half cat, half human." She grinned evilly at him. "She was pretty naughty."
Harry groaned. "You know, your idea of variation is beginning to tick me off."
Tonks eyes widened in mock horror. "You're not getting any second thoughts about us,are you?"
Harry smiled and kissed her on the lips. "You know I love you."
Tonks smiled as she put her arms around his neck and gave him a passionate kiss. She proceeded with pulling his robe off; she grabbed his tie and pulled him down at level with her chest. She grabbed his head and pressed his face against her cleavage. Tonks moaned as Harry began trailing kisses along her chest. He got down on his knees as Tonks leaned against her desk while Harry fidgeted with the belt buckle that held her leather pants up. He pulled her pants down, revealing very small G-string panties. Tonks suddenly grabbed the hair in the back of Harry's head and yanked it backwards making him look up. Tonks bent down and smiled mischievously at him.
"Now listen here, naughty boy," She said sweetly. "Tonight I'll be in charge."
Harry rolled his eyes. "Again?"
"Yup!" Tonks said cheerfully before pulling him to his feet. She buttoned up his shirt and pulled it off along with the tie.
(A/N) The following events of this detention have been censured due to the rating of this fic, and due to the fact that I am an evil bugger.
Two hours and forty two minutes later Harry climbed through the portrait hole into the Gryffindor common room. He scanned the room and found Ron and Hermione sitting on a couch, both wearing weird expressions on their faces. He sighed and made his way over to them.
"So how did the meeting go?" He asked as he slumped down in an armchair.
"Terrible." The two of them said at once.
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Oooookaaaay, what happened?"
Ron and Hermione looked at eachother, then at Harry. "You don't wanna know." The both said.
Harry just stared at them, but then he shrugged and stretched. His muscles was a bit sore after his 'detention'.
Suddenly the portrait hole opened as Ginny and (to Harry's surprise) Luna Lovegood walked in. Ginny had a big smile on her face as she looked at some kind of picture in her hands, and Luna was cuddling an all too familiar white-grey cat in her arms.
"Hi Ginny, Luna." Hermione said, apparently not aware that Luna was in fact not supposed to be here.
"Hello." Ginny and Luna said in unison. Both of them sat down in an armchair on either side of Harry, both of them looking at Harry wholooked at the cat in Luna's lap and noticed that it was staring at him with an amused glint in its eyes.
'Shit' Harry thought.
The cat jumped down from Luna's lap and onto the floor. Ginny and Luna looked at eachother and nodded. They grabbed Harry by the arms and forced him to lean forward.
"Hey, wha-?" Harry exclaimed as Ginny pulled his robes down and examined his back.
"Ha!" She exclaimed when she noticed that there were long thin scars that were running down his back. "She used a rack, pay up Luna." She smiled and held her hand up in front of Luna who pouted as she let go of Harry and pulled out three galleons from her pocket and handed them over to Ginny.
Harry straightened up with a disgruntled look as he arranged his robes back in place.
"What's this about?" Ron asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"The girls made a bet," Said the cat. "About Nymph using a rack or not."
Ron and Hermione stared at the cat on the floor; their eyes wide as quaffles.
Harry sighed. "Ron, Hermione, This is Tonks sister, Electra." He indicated towards the cat.
Hermione and Ron turned their stare towards Harry, then back towards the cat. "Sister?" Hermione asked disbelievingly.
"Don't ask." Electra said. She had decided to stay at Hogwarts as Tonks 'assistant', since there were a heck of a lot more people around here to cuddle her in between 'work'.
"Wait," Ron said and held his hands up, he looked at Ginny. "What's this thing about 'Nymph' using a rack or not?"
Harry put his head in his hands and groaned.
Hermione looked around at her friends. "Who's Nymph."
Ginny grinned. "Well, apparently it's a nickname," She held up the picture. "For Tonks."
Ron and Hermione stared at the picture wide-eyed. Harry looked up and grabbed the photograph; his eyes went wide and his face went as red as Ginny's hair.
It was a picture of Harry and Tonks, in which they were both naked as Tonks stood leaning over her desk and Harry standing behind her and…ahem. It was even more embarrassing that it was a moving picture.
If Harry wasn't mistaking; this was like a replay of what had happened earlier this evening.
He looked at Ginny who was smiling wickedly. "How?"
Ginny nodded her head towards Electra. Harry turned a glare towards Electra who snickered.
"I was bored," She stated simply. "So I went to find your 'friends' so I could have a little fun. Apparently Luna here is a master with the camera."
"Well, my father is the editor of the Quibbler after all." Luna stated dreamily.
Harry groaned. "Mental note; always lock the door."
Ginny started to snicker, Harry gave her a stare.
"By the way, Ginny," He said. "She never used a rack, these are nail marks." He ran a hand along his back, it was only half-true though, Tonks did use a whip after all, but not on his back.
Luna grinned and held her hand up towards Ginny. "That will be six galleons please."
"Dammit!" Ginny exclaimed as she pulled out the three galleons Luna gave her, plus the ones she was supposed to pay for the bet.
Hermione and Ron were gawking at Harry, making him a little ticked off.
He shook his head at them and said "What?"
"Y-y-you…" Ron stuttered.
"You had sex with Tonks!" Hermione finished.
Harry groaned and put his head in his hands again. He was in trouble now. "Yes." He muttered.
Hermione nearly fainted. Ron broke out in a grin.
"Ha! I knew there was something between you two!" He exclaimed.
Hermione looked from Ginny to Luna and said "So that's why you two weren't at the DA meeting, you were spying at Harry and Tonks!"
Ginny grinned wickedly, Luna smiled. "Well, we were only there for a couple of minutes, after all, it's rude to peek."
"Will you all please keep shut about this?" Harry said as he looked up. "Tonks will be in really big trouble if this gets out."
"Well that would be a shame." Electra snickered. "I was thinking we could sell the picture to the Daily prophet."
"Electra," Harry said dangerously through clenched teeth. "I swear, if you ever do something like that-"
"Whoa, whoa, I was just kidding!" Electra said quickly.
Ron snickered. "Well, now we know the reason why she's been putting you up for so many 'detentions'."
"Ron!" Hermione exclaimed angrily. "This is serious! Haven't you realized that Harry has been sleeping with a teacher?"
"Oh, come on!" Ron said and flung his arms in the air. "What's the big deal?"
"I'll tell you what the big deal is!" Hermione spat. "Tonks is six years older than Harry! It's not just taboo, it's illegal!"
"So the situation between you and Krum isn't taboo then?" Ron retorted angrily.
"First of all Ron," Hermione said with narrowed eyes. "I haven't been sleeping with Viktor, and there's no situation between him and me!"
"Oh please!" Ron rolled his eyes.
"Will you two stop bickering?" Ginny asked carefully.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Ron and Hermione shouted as they glared at Ginny before quickly turning back to their own argument.
Harry sighed and pulled a small red orb from his pocket. He winked at Ginny and Luna.
Ginny mouthed and 'Oh' as they stood up and backed away from the bickering prefects. Luna stared questioningly at the sphere in Harry's hand. Ginny grinned and pulled Luna out of her chair, away from Ron and Hermione.
Harry winked atLuna before tossing the orb, making it smash right in front of the couch his two best friends were sitting at.
Hermione and Ron both yelped as they were engulfed in red smoke.
Harry crossed his arms and smirked as the smoke began to clear; showing Ron and Hermione practically eating each others faces, their hands running along the others back. Suddenly their eyes fluttered open and they jumped away from each other, both tumbling off the couch, breathing heavily with their eyes wide open.
Harry, Ginny and Electra broke out laughing hysterically while Luna just stared curiously at the two prefects.
"Well, that was interesting." She said. Harry suddenly noticed she had a camera in her hands.
"Luna," He said with a grin. "Please, tell me you took a picture of that!"
Luna looked at him with a dreamy smile. "Of course I did."
Ron and Hermione quickly tore their eyes off each other and stared at Luna with pure horror in their eyes.
Harry snickered and whispered to Luna. "Get me three copies of that picture."
"Three?" Luna asked curiously.
"Yup, three." Harry grinned, he knew just which people to send the pictures to.
(A/N) Well, how's that for a start? I know a lot of people loved Tonks sister, soooo, I brought her back again!
And, I know, some of you stated in the prequel to this fic that Tonks was acting to much like a teenager, but who the hell wouldn't want to stay a teenager for a little longer than six years? I actually know this girl, she's lik twenty five and does NOT act her age.
For those of you who looked forward to a lemon; HAH! Thought I would make a full-out lemon in the first chap did ya? Well too baaaad! Maybe later. I'm not really sure about the lemon stuff later, I mean, what if some goody-goody reports me or something? (Thanks to Musings-of-apathy for pointing that out)
Now, if you guys will be kind enough to give me a review so I can live a happy life? Reviews are good, goooood...flames are bad, baaaad...