Author's note: In this chapter it is Christmas. Today is Christmas Eve for me. But it will be Christmas when this comes up so enjoy. Sorry if you don't celebrate Christmas I do.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Sonic characters, except Akira. I do not own Sonia, my friend does. I don not own the Song "Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen does. I do not own the song "Yellow Submarine" Michael Jackson does. "Nate the newt" Tongue twister does not belong to me it belongs to the same friend who owns Sonia. Okay I'm going to shut up.

Knuckles and Akira glide to the mall Singing merrily their Christmas song.

Akira and Knuckles:"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy caught in a landslide no escape from reality? Open your eyes look up to the skies and see."

Knuckles: " I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy. Because I'm."

Akira: " Easy come, easy go. Little high, little low."

Knuckles: " Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me. To me."

Akira: "Mama just killed a man. Put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he's dead."

Akira and Knuckles landed on the parking lot. They made their way slowly finishing their song and doing a little air guitar in between.

"Akira! Knuckles! You made it!" Rouge greeted them but it seemed more like a greeting to Knuckles. Akira already wary of Rouge and Knuckles's relationship before Akira was discovered by Knuckles a few months ago, so she just death glared Rouge.

"Hey Akira!" Sonia called Akira. Sonia is a red hedgehog with black tipped spikes. She is Akira's best friend. Most people say they match because Akira is a red echidna with some purple spikes, but they usually ignore those comments.

"Hi Sonia! How have you been doing? Has Shadow gotten better since the shrimp incident?"

"He's fine he's just in the bathroom with Sonic and Tails."

In the bathroom

"Oh god man that shrimp cocktail is still coming back to haunt me."

"Shadow are you done yet I need to pee and that's the only stall." Sonic did a little pee dance. He had been waiting for thirty minutes.

"That was NOT the ultimate shrimp cocktail. There IS a urinal ya know."

Sonic hearing this ran to the urinal to let out what has been bothering him for thirty minutes. Tails then came into the bathroom.

"Shadow are ya feelin' okay?"

Shadow replied by puking all over Tails. "Well. Strangely now I do." Shadow smiled and walked out of the bathroom.

"Eeeeeww!"

"Suck it up." Sonic relieved walked out of the bathroom and left Tails all alone to clean himself.

"Oy!"

Back to the others

"Well ladies and gentlemen I have tossed my cookies now we can shop."

Everyone ran into the mall. Rouge, Tails, and Amy literally dragging Sonic ran into the pink abyss of Limited Too. Akira dragged Knuckles into Hot Topic along with Shadow and Sonia. Akira and Sonia gossiped while sampling the Evanescence CDs. Knuckles hit his head against the wall, and Shadow tried to bargain a t-shirt out of a Goth guy at the register.

"Well everyone told me this was the ULTIMATE Rolling Stones t-shirt, but this price is not ULTIMATE at all. So this shirt must be priced to make it the ULTIMATE shirt if not I have a wonderful grave planned out for you ON MARS!"

"Great a grave on a different planet is what I wanted for Christmas anyway."

"Then I will be forced to send you to…" Shadow looks for a place were darkness would shrivel up and die. He spots the clerk's demise in a little shop not to far from Hot Topic.

"The headquarters for LIMITED TOO!"

At that moment the clerk's eyes bulged and he screamed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Yes so give me a discount or you will be sent to pink hell."

"I'll give you anything you want just don't make me go there! That's worse than life!"

The clerk priced down the shirt to $5.50 but then was transported to the Limited Too headquarters.

"Good riddance to bad trash."

Akira then started gossiping after the third track on her CD.

"Ya know what I think about Rouge. I think she has something going on with Knuckles."

"Oh Akira don't say that. Knuckles left Rouge for you. You should understand that Rouge might not want to let go of their relationship."

"You do know that she also might have something going on with Shadow."

"That little ! No way is she taking our boyfriends! Let's get her!"

That is when dear Reader the plot of our batty friend's death started.

At Limited Too

"NOOOOOOOOOO! The pink it burns! HIIIIIISSSSSSSS!"

"Oh calm down Sonic they have a cute dress I want to check out. Come on!"

"NONONONONONONONONONONONONO!"

"OY!"

Akira and Sonia hid in the aisle that no one would go in to spy on Rouge.

"Wow no one comes in here I wonder why."

"Sonia! Pay attention! They don't go in this aisle 'case it's the baby shoe aisle but I know how to get rid of our slu-ehm bat friend." Akira pulled out an opossum.

Sonia screamed. "Nate the newt-."

"NO! This opossum's deranged it goes nuts when it hears Nate the newt."

"Oh, I get it if anyone tried to help her she would be killed."

"Yes, exactly."

Akira tickled the opossum and threw it on Rouge.

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