Ze Author's Note: HAHA! Last time I left you on a cliffhanger. But do not worry I have brought back the story of Rouge's demise. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic characters. Except the ones I get out of Sonic Team's dumpster. And those include Randy Coon and Akira. Did you expect more? Well I'm not a freaking raccoon ya know! But Randy Coon is. I do not own Sonia she is my friend's fan character. Can you tell I'm going crazy cause only two people review my stories? Is it cause I'm a bad writer or are you guys ignoring me? Fine I'm going to start advertising.

The opossum landed on Rouge's head and growled.

"Oh my god Rouge! You have an opossum on your head!" Tails whispered and soon he performed escape plan H (ducking under the closest object, in this case the baby shoes aisle, with your hands over your head). Tails looked up the aisle to see Akira and Sonia watching and snickering every so often.

"Sonia! Akira! Rouge has an opossum on her head and- wait! Why are you guys in the baby shoe aisle?"

Sonia and Akira looked behind them to see the fox in horror. Then they realized that there might have been more than one opossum in the store cause Tails himself had a grade A opossum on his head. But Tails obviously didn't realize in what danger he was in.

"Hey! I know why you girls are in here! Is one of you going to have a baby? I'll plan the baby shower!"

"Umm. Tails none of us are gonna have a baby. We were in here to… Uh, protect ourselves from the opossum? Yeah." Akira spoke first so Sonia would have to tell him he had an opossum lazing on his head.

"And Tails you have an opossum on your head."

Tails stiffened and looked up to see an opossum waving to him and grinning.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NATE THE NEWT NEVER KNEW NELLY NEIGHS AT NOON!"

At that moment the opossum bit him in the head. The opossum had never been screamed at 'I AM CALM, I WILL NOT HURT YOU MASTER YODA!' before.

"GET THIS OPOSSUM OFF MY HEAD!"

Knuckles hearing someone scream to get an opossum off of their head put on the Indiana Jones hat and ran into Limited Too.

At Hot Topic

"Where did everyone go? Then that means it must be time for the UTLIMATE LOOTING!" Shadow grabbed everything he wanted and Chaos controlled any alarms that would ruin the ultimate lootin'.

Back to the Action

Knuckles arrived at Limited Too to see.

Tails running around screaming with an opossum biting him on the head.

Rouge breathing heavily close to screaming with an opossum playing golf on her head.

Akira in the baby shoe aisle.

"Akira. What are you doing in the baby shoe aisle? Are you pregnant? Why didn't you tell me? Wait it's not my child is it? I KNEW YOU WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ME!"

"Knuckles, Knuckles don't jump to conclusions! I'm in here because I'm hiding from the opossums. And why would I shop here for baby things? There's a baby store right next to this one."

"Umm Knuckles. Help!" Rouge looked like she was going to keel over if someone didn't help right then.

"Okay nothing to worry about." Knuckles pulled off the opossum like nothing.

"Rouge now you show the opossum that they are the master, say I am calm I will not hurt you master Yoda in opossum."

Rouge shakily said, "Nate the newt, never knew, Nelly neighs at noon."

The opossum growled and attacked Rouge who ran screamed, "NATE THE NEWT NEVER KNEW NELLY NEIGHS AT NOON!"

"Hmm, that's odd that usually always works. Weird." Knuckles then pulled off the opossum on Tails's head, which took off a little piece of the fox's ear.

"Nothing band-aids can't heal." Knuckles handed a band-aid to Tails, who growled at him in return.

"Your welcome!" Knuckles rode off into a billboard of the sunset on an opossum. Then crashed into the billboard which let loose the opossum he just caught into the mall.

"Smooth move, Stoned Rider. Your trusty opossum Silver left you in the dust." Said a certain black hedgehog that didn't do much but steal stuff.

"Oh well WE don't own the store. Not our problem."

"Umm…Guys… Did you notice that it is really dark in here?" Sonia said looking around.

"Look!" Akira pointed at Rouge she was outside stroking the opossum they couldn't hear it but she was laughing maniacally.

"That little (bleep)! She locked us in here… For the night!" Shadow had a flashlight and was flipping it on and off making bad thunder noises.

"We're going to starve!" Said Tails in front of a Pizza Hut.

Was it good? Please say yes. Reviewing is a good thing or I will start advertising this story. And you don't want that.

Sample ad:

Knuckles: Why don't you go see, um? What's that word? That story, made by AkiraKnuckles? It sounds, good. I think?

Shadow: Okay, Knuckles. But what, is it, about?

Knuckles: Akira, and Sonia, are trying to kill, Rouge.

Shadow: What's the name, of this story?

Knuckles: Akira and Sonia.

Shadow: No you fool the name is Akira and Sonia: Destroy all Rouge! You suck at acting!

Knuckles: I suck! You should look in a mirror one day!

Shadow: Why I oughtta!

Okay no more of that Review and tell your friends please! I need to be loved just like everybody else does. Sorry. Bye!