The people find the Author's note: Guilty of being in bold font. And being underlined. Anyway we left our heroes stranded in a mall. Note that there is a food court right next to them and they are convinced they will starve. Why? No clue. Too much opossum chemicals in there brain but I'm no doctor. For now, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: See you on Sunday. Just kidding, All Sonic related fuzziness besides Akira, and Sonia belong to Sonic Team. Or SEGA. Or that guy that lives in the bushes… Never mind.
"So what do we do?" asked Amy.
"IT'S YOUR FAULT WOMAN! YOU GET US OUTTA HERE!" Shadow was hyperventilating and had a crazed look in his eye.
"Well we obviously know who's claustrophobic." Sonic rolled his eyes. Sonia seeing Shadow freaking out went to his aid and was calming him down by rubbing his belly and singing:
"You better shut up mutt, you better shut up. Or might just get whacked in the head." Some how, this was working and soon Shadow was sleeping.
"Oooookaaay." Akira was then glad that she never had to do that to Knuckles.
"Ssssssshhh! He's sleeping." Sonia whispered.
Everyone at that moment stepped back, turned around and forgot that happened.
"Anyway, let's get some food to eat and find some stuff to sleep with." (No she didn't mean make out when she said that. Perverts.) Akira some how was calm in this situation and knew what to do. Everyone ate at the restaurant of his or her choice and split up half went to clothing stores, half went to outdoorsman stores.
"Okay we have enough stuff for everyone let's go to the center of the store where they have the glass ceiling where we can see the stars." Akira raced in front of everyone. This would be the night with Knuckles without Rouge.
Everyone was pared up with someone except Tails so Tails got the opossum that bit off part of his ear and he squeezed the life out of that opossum. Even though they were stuck in a store the all had a pretty romantic night. Except Tails of course but he got his revenge even if it was an accident.
Author's note in jail: Next chapter I will tell you what happened that night. And don't blame me if it ends up in a very controversial game of… TRUTH OR DARE! Sorry for the short chapter but next one will be longer. And now a message from our sponsors:
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