Disclaimer:
Hello! This is a poem about Fire Emblem Yaoi.
I don't own Fire Emblem.
And now the poem:
Yaoi
Yaoi is like shonen-ai
but easier to say,
It makes one of my friends really high
and made one go away.
Matthew's very sneaky,
he likes to use the sword,
And when his lover Guy's around,
not one of them is bored.
Rath and Wil are archers,
they're both good with the bow,
But in the dark, when they're alone,
You really don't want to know.
Kent's the red knight,
Sain's in green,
When it comes to their love,
there is no in-between.
Marcus may be old,
and Oswin kind of round,
They both like to eat boar dumplings,
and pound Lowen in the ground.
Two lords to rule them all,
Two lords to come and find them (selves)
Two lords to in the darkness,
Um…er…we won't go there…
Yaoi can be funny,
I could drink it by the quart,
over all I think,
It should be an Olympic sport.