A/N: Sorry I took so long, I blame it all on writer's block.
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The rest of the night resolved in scary shit… very scary shit, and after all of the scariness the Sonic people magically escaped from the mall.
"Hey guys I have a bat!" which was followed by a smash, and a YIPEEEE!
/Later/
"Oh we are SO getting that slut!" Akira said furiously.
"Yeah that bitch is going DOWN!" Sonia yelled while eating Skittles.
"We have to give her the ULTIMATE TORTURE!" Akira yelled.
"What do you mean? A date with Matt?"
"No, better. Let's get Rouge drunk and have her marry Eggman! IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!" Akira had a crazed look on her face.
"But how do you know Eggman wants to get married?"
"He's the loneliest sack of crap in the dating scene."
"Really?" Sonia had big chibi eyes while saying that.
"DUH! Now let's start a party!" Akira sounded evil.
/At their party/
"Well hello Rouge, do you want a drink?" Akira greeted her nocturnal menace.
"What do you have?" Rouge said obliviously.
"Punch, Scotch, Whiskey, Tequila…" said Akira trying to look innocent.
"Umm, I'll go with the punch." Rouge said suspiciously.
"Right away." Akira scooped some punch into a glass.
Rouge took a sip. "Umm. Why does my punch have a syringe in it?"
"Umm, I don't know…" Akira's eyes went wide while still trying to look innocent.
Rouge glared at her but continued drinking until she got as drunk as possible.
"Ha! My plan is working!" Akira smiled villainously.
/In another room/
"Ok fatass. I think your date is ready for you. Now just get her and go to Las Vegas and married. AND MAKE SURE TO BRING BACK A VIDEO TAPE!"
Eggman was writing all of what Sonia was saying on his hand, while eating children.
Sonia heard a whistle. "Ok now go out there."
Sonia tried to push Eggman but found out that, that was impossible. So she pinched him so he would run out the door. "Move fatty, MOVE."
Eggman was united with the drunken Rouge and left for Las Vegas.
Sorry this chapter sucks, and is so short. I can't figure out what to else to do. So can my loyal fans review some possible ideas? Please? Well now I'm going to work on an Avatar story. REVIEW!