Kids in the Hall Gets Invaded
Note: I don't own Mario or Kids in the Hall.
Note: Kids in the Hall never ended for this to work.
Opening sketch, an office
Mark: You wanted to see me?
Guy in chair: Yes, I wanted to tell you that… (dum dum dum) You've been invaded! (Chair spins around, it's Bowser) Yes, all of the Mario characters have taken this show over.
Mario: Just-a a minute! I'm-a taking over this-a here-a show.
Cackletta: Eyahaha! I was always the smart one, I should lead this takeover.
Bowser: Shut up, you're just a one-time villain.
Mark: Um… don't I get a say in this?
(Theme song)
(Next Sketch, Buddy's)
Buddy: So what's all this talk about being invaded by video game characters? I for one am happy. I've finally found a lover. (Enter Prince Peasley) Isn't he the greatest?
Peasley: You know, I'm not actually gay.
Buddy: Oh, sure, and I'm Barbara Streisand(sp?). Last night he was just about as gay as I've ever seen, and look who I am! Oh, well, could be worse. He could be telling the truth.
Peasley: Oh, frig, wanna make out?
Buddy: Yeah.
(End sketch)
Next sketch, enter chicken lady, with Peach
Peach: So, let me get this straight, you're half chicken, half woman?
CL: Yep, that's about it.
Peach: So, like, how do you find, you know, romance?
CL: Oh, sex? Usually involving lots of alcohol and sedatives.
Peach: Okay, here we are: Toadsworth's room. He's so desperate, he'll date anyone. (Eyes dart around) Umm, not that that has anything to do with you.
Toadsworth (coming out of room): Hello there princess, who's your friend?
CL: Well, you're not too bright, I'm a chicken lady.
Peach: Well, I'll leave you two alone.
Toadsworth: Why exactly?
Peach: So you two can get to… know each other better.
CL: Yeah, you're cute.
Toadsworth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(End sketch)
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