Chapter 2, or not really, because there are no chapters, only updates
Bowser: (walking into room) So, guess you haven't heard, you now work for us.
Guess Who: That's okay, I'll take you all out, I'm crushing your head. (Begins to crush Bowser's head)
Bowser: Huh? What are you doing? You have more issues than Kammy.
Head-crusher: Who is she? I crush her head.
Bowser: Okay, bye. (leaves)
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Daisy: (In bed) That was amazing.
Voice: (in slight accent) Yeah, I'm not usually that good.
Daisy: Yes, I believe you. 60 times, all above your usual.
Voice: Well, it's what I do.
Francesca Fiore: (Walking in) Okay you skank, where is he?
Daisy: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Francesca: Really? (Walks over to bed, pulls down blankets) Bruno!
Bruno Pontz-Jones: I was, umm, giving her an ameture gynaecology exam.
Francesca: Suuuuuure, do you use a diaphragm with all your patients?
Bruno: I was, just, that is to say-
Luigi: (walks in) Daisy!
Daisy: Oh, come on, we never went out.
Luigi: But I love you.
Daisy: What? You perverted little freak!
Francesca: Oh, he's perverted? That's my man you're in bed with. This guy (looks at Luigi) he's cute.
Luigi: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Francesca: (Pulls out knife and bottle of diet Coke with Lime.) I think so.
Luigi: The frig? No, we kick them out of the bed and use it ourselves.
Francesca: Works for me. (throws Daisy and Bruno off bed).
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