Daal Sonder Maal

Summary: Paige is lost in another world. It's up to Piper and Phoebe to save her, but can they do it?

Disclaimer: I'm gonna be honest here, I own nothing but a lava lamp and a bean bag.

A/N: I might not put Wyatt and Chris in the story cause I'm not sure how to fit them in. So lets say, ummmm, they're up with the elders being scanned for evil. Or if you wanna think of something else that works for you, go ahead. And I'm gonna do all the speaking parts in script format, it's just how I prefer to write cause it's easier and I'm a lazy bum. Oh hell, I'll do the whole thing in script format.


June 04, Midnight

Close up of Paige and Phoebe's faces. They're dancing wildly with music blaring in the background and strobe lights blinking in different colors all around them. It looks like a major party is going on.

Pa: You sure you should be up this late? You have to work tomorrow morning.

Ph: So I'll be late. There's nothing quite like showing up for work six hours late.

Pa: I feel you.

Ph: What about you? Doesn't Piper have errands planned for you tomorrow? You know, since your kinda unemployed. I don't think you wanna incur the wrath of Piper.

Pa: Piper doesn't scare me. I can handle her.

All the sudden the music is cut off and the strobe lights are turned off and the regular lights are turned on. The camera zooms out to reveal that Paige and Phoebe are alone in Paige's room. The camera pans around to reveal a very angry Piper in pajamas.

Pi: Will you two please keep the noise down.


Opening credits


Next morning

Paige and Phoebe stumble into the kitchen where Piper is sitting reading the newspaper.

Ph: Oh my god, I'm so tired.

Pi: Well that's what you get partying all night.

Ph: There's no harm in having a little fun. And FYI, it wasn't a party, it was a rave.

Pi: Isn't a rave defined as a major party where the guest list has more than two people on it.

Pa: Well Piper you are absolutely right, but it wasn't a rave, it was happening.

Pi: You do realise that we're not living in 1974?

Pa: Yes, but the 70's are back

Ph: Exactly.

Pi: You two are so ridiculous sometimes. This is why I have a club.

Ph: Yeah, but your club doesn't have happenings.

Pi: Well at least my club is filled with sane partygoers. Now you two go get dressed.

Paige and Phoebe both turn to leave, when they reach the door they both turn around and stick their tongues out at Piper and then bound up the stairs. Piper silently laughs at the twoof them and continues to read the newspaper.

A/N: Ok next chapter will have magic in it guaranteed. Oh and I realise that Paige isn't so big on the 70's but in this story she is. I mean she seems like a hip hop and happening chick to me. So review and let me know how dumb you thought this chapter was and demand to know where the real story is.