"Don't blow a fuse, Kurama, I only did it once." Hiei intoned sarcastically. For the life of me, I had no idea what they were talking about. "You looked so tasty in those tight pants; I couldn't help myself...little flower." Kurama, although he was the second tallest of the tantei at 5'11'', was strikingly feminine. From a distance, it almost looked like he had a figure. Hiei, on the other hand, could have been somebody's cynical and nasty 4 year old brat. The guy barely came up to my waist. The only reason he came so close was his massive black spiky hairdo. He was the epitome SAT word of masculinity. Yusuke, who was 5'8'' and really annoying, whispered in my ear, "They make a cute couple, right?"

"I don't know, Yusuke-"

"Speaking of couples...know of any good ones?"

I sat there in silence, in the posh hotel lobby of the sponsor of the Really Really Dark and Evil Tournament Typical, right?; trying to think of all the gossip I could remember. Unfortunately, no one ever talks to me. I like my hairstyle, thank you very much!

Yusuke, who was tapping his foot in a state of extreme boredom, made a face at me. "Come on KuwaBAKA! You have to know someone!"

Suddenly, and without much warning, a flurry of blue hair popped up in Hiei's lap. "Hello everyone!" Botan cried ecstatically. Oh how beautiful she looked in her gorgeous cotton candy pink obi research. "Koenma told me to tell you that Yomi told him to tell you that this is for you, Kurama-" Botan handed the kitsune the letter, "-and this is fro you, Hiei." It appeared to me that Botan was getting a little too friendly with Hiei, snuggling deeper into his lap as she handed him the letter.

"That little bastard," Hiei muttered, "How dare he try to steal my mumble..."

Kurama blinked.

Yusuke blinked.

I blinked.

It was like a blink-fest, no one knew what he had said.

Kurama opened his letter. "Is this perfume?" he asked.

"Eaackk! It must be eau de dead body," Yusuke groaned in disgust, "What does Yomi do for fun?"

"Rape women," Kurama said bitterly, "Look at what he wrote!" In the letter, Yomi told Kurama that he needed to see other people. Hold on there--Kurama and Yomi dated? The image of little red haired, 6 eared children floated around in my head. Yomi also said who he had fallen in love with.

"He's romancing Maya?" I gasped. How could he do this to Kurama? Maya was a former girlfriend of his.

"Ouch, Kurama," Botan said, giggling softly, "Well...who's next?"

"He...he...I don't believe it!" Kurama started to sob.

"Don't cry, kitsune," Hiei put his arm around Kurama's waist. He tried earnestly to sound soothing, but his voice came out gravelly. "There are other people out there."

Yusuke smiled, and spiraled a lascivious wink at Genkai, who was reading a magazine across the corridor. She didn't respond in view of everyone else, but when their backs were turned, she blew him a kiss. I gasped again. Yusuke and Genkai? Jin is not going to be happy when he hears about this...