Hello, Number one again. I dare you to predict the outcome.

Now…back to me. Because Yusuke and I had helped Sakyo receive a very large sum of money, we were "honored guests" at his mansion. Occasionally, we would head on over to enjoy the sweet delicacies of being filthy rich. Also, I usually ended up checking on Shiziru, who I could usually find running loose over there, doing who knows what with Sakyo.

When we arrived at the front gate, a loud British drawl crackled over the intercom. "The master is indisposed."

"Indisposed my foot!" I yelled, "He's probably screwing my sister! Let me in you son of a— "

"Geez, Kuwabara, she's OLDER than you, and damn fine too…" Yusuke mused to himself.

We managed to slip past security, being the all powerful man-gods thatwe were, and entered his mansion. Sounds of lusty girlish giggling and a man's running footsteps echoed throughout the hall. "Shiziru," I thought, "Playing games again, are you?"

"Sakyo?" Yusuke called. There was no response, only that inane giggling.

"Shiziru! Mom's gonna kill you!" I screamed. That idiot!

"Uhhh…Kuwabara, that's not Shiziru."

Flashback—

"Ding, dong," The great doorbell clanged. Sakyo's ears perked up in anticipation. "She's here, butler. Open the door." The white vested man pulled and strained to open the huge doors.

"Uhhh…hello?" Yukina called out.

"The master will see you now," the butler drawled as he bowed low. Yukina was amazed at the vastness and the majesty of the great hall. She thought to herself about the billions of human currency this man must have. "Hiei will be pleased with such an alliance," Yukina whispered.

Sakyo stepped out into the hallway, wearing nothing but a bathrobe covered in guilt. "I hope she's a virgin," Sakyo muttered. He had been the one to break Shiziru, he will break Yukina too. He was looking forward to it.

"Welcome to my humble abode, my dearest Yukina. My servants have provided you with a bathrobe if you would care for one," Sakyo's voice was alluring and passionate.

"Thank you, sir," Yukina smiled shyly. She crept slowly into the bathroom and slipped off her clothes. The coldness of the marble floor chilled her, although she was an ice demon. The bathrobe was deliciously warm, and she ran her cheek against the plush crimson fabric. As she went to open the door, she heard voices conversing outside.

"You can't let her in," Sakyo hissed, "Our relationship is fragile already."

"Master, she is very eager to see you. Very eager indeed," The butler, who was decorated with a large, purple black eye, did not want to have to face the wrath of this woman.

Yukina pushed the door open. "Can I help you, Sakyo?"

Unfortunately, Yukina had forgotten to tie the cloth bet of her bathrobe, so Sakyo was granted a sneak preview of what he was to "receive". He was dumbstruck. He had never seen the ice maiden naked, although he had seen many other girls before.

"Master…errm…master?" The butler wanted to attract Sakyo's attention before…

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?" The heavy doors slammed open, and a ferocious Shiziru burst in. She stopped short,

"Yukina…Sakyo…YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?"

"But…but Shiziru, you know I love you," Yukina whimpered.

Sakyo's mouth dropped open. Both were cheating on him, with each other? Talk about weird.

"Shiziru, Yukina-YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!" Sakyo was shouting now. The revelation that both his girlfriends were lesbian still had him shocked.

"Don't look at me like that, Mr. Sakyo. I'm not lesbian, I'm bisexual," Yukina stammered. She was trying to sort out all her conflicting emotions.

"So, everyone's dating everyone else," Shiziru turned to the butler, "Who're you screwing?"

"The butler could not reply to this, although he did have his eye on the little blue ice maiden.

"Well ladies, if we all love each other…Shiziru, the butler will provide you with a bathrobe."

End Flashback

Yusuke and I stood flabbergasted at Sakyo's bedroom door. "I was right, it was Shiziru!" I whispered.

"…and Yukina?" Yusuke questioned. We were still recovering from the awesome blow of seeing three people in the same bed. "Can you tell who is doing it with whom?"

Everyone was looking at us. Yukina, Sakyo, and Shiziru had their heads only sticking out of the embroidered crimson covers.

"Kazuma…I can explain," Shiziru stuttered, "This is…me, Kazuma."

I just couldn't accept this. I ran, heart pounding out of the room, past the swinging doors, out the gate, and into the bushes surrounding the mansion. My Yukina, with Sakyo? My Yukina, with my sister? My Yukina, gay? Yusuke followed me out at a more sedate pace. He peered into the bush were I was sitting.

"It's not a big deal, Kuwabara. There are more people out there," Yusuke said comfortingly.

"I don't know!" I cried out, half in tears.

"What about me, for instance?" and he kissed me there, in the bushes.