CHAPTER 2
Come Back, Numbuh 4!
The team was stunned. Numbuh 4 just left them with a brash goodbye. Numbuh 3 started crying, or should I say, bawling.
"WAAHHHH!" she cried. "Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5, why were you so mean to him? He would have chosen us instead of the Bully Fights if you had been a little nicer to him! You are all meanie-heads!" And with that, she ran up the stairs into her room. She would have slammed the door if she even had a door! Numbuh 1 was just too cheap! He gave everyone else a door, why not her? So she just went through her curtain. Then she closed the curtain and yelled, "SLAM!" to make it sound like she slammed her non-existing door.
"You know," said Numbuh 5. "She could actually slam her door instead of tiring her voice by yelling SLAM if someone gave her a door!"
"Are you calling me cheap?" yelled Numbuh 1.
"You bet I am! You gave us all doors, and you just gave her a curtain?" yelled Numbuh 5.
"We were running out of money!" yelled Numbuh 1.
Numbuh 5 yelled, "How could we run out of money? We have a KND account!"
"We were running out of money in our account!" yelled Numbuh 1.
"The KND account cannot run-out! It says so in the book! You call yourself a leader?" yelled Numbuh 5.
Numbuh 1 yelled, "Well if I'm not that good of a leader, then maybe I should quit like Numbuh 4!"
Numbuh 5 screamed, "YOU ARE NOT LEAVING! YOU ARE NOT GONNA TURN OUT LIKE NUMBUH 4! I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR ROOM, AND YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO BED SO YOU CAN STOP BEING SO CRANKY!" And with that she dragged him, by his ear, to his room and tucked him in. "Night, Boss," she said. "You can come out of sleeping in 1 hour. Bye." And with that she left his room.
In Numbuh 3's room…
Numbuh 3 was over the whole meanie-heads thing, but she still wished that Numbuh 4 hadn't left. She had a crush on him. It was just of how he was. To Numbuh 3, he was like a coconut. I am not saying he was a coconut, but he was like a coconut. On the outside, he was tough like a coconut shell, but on the inside, he was soft like the juicy meat inside a coconut. She loved him for who he was. Get it? Good.
That night, Numbuh 3 started thinking more about Numbuh 4. He had been gone for only two hours, but she missed him so much.
Numbuh 3 was about to go to bed when she was thinking too much about Numbuh 4 that she couldn't take it anymore.
"NUMBUH 4, COME BACK!" she screamed, and started bawling. Numbuh 4 didn't come back.
