Disclaimer: Liek i spok two Akeera Torriyumah dis 'arvo n he wuz al 'SUP HOMES, i ownz Dbz foo', donchoo go touchin' meh stuff' n i wuz liek 'Well I say! You're quite the rapscallion!'
----Cell: Master of Insanity----
Cell, rather pleased with his bizarre prank on Vegeta, decided to go pull jokes off on the other Z-Fighters. He first flew over to Kame House to tell Roshi that all the women in his magazines were men and that Krillin was actually a Pichi-Pichi gal, which caused a crap load of chaos to say the least. Then he forced poor Dende and Piccolo to watch Alien vs. Predator.
The two Namekians were never the same again.
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"Oh! I get it!" Goten smiled at his brother "So a Super Saiyan is a massive pork-rip that is covered in juicy goodness, that is also a Ninja and can fire Viking War Hammers out of his thumb!?"
"Yeah, sure." Gohan glanced to the side "Why the hell not?"
"Awesome!" Goten chirped "And this Super Saiyan 2 turns you into a reincarnated Laser Pirate who's arms are actually Lightsabres?"
"Indeed"
"And what about Super Saiyan 3?"
"Super Saiyan 3!?" Gohan looked down at his brother "I laugh at Super Saiyan 3, look at me go, Hahahaha! Oh look at me with my big poncy hair, I'm so girly. I might join a boy band!! Now, the Chou power up. That's manly!"
"You wouldn't happen to be bias, would you?" Goten asked."No... Why do you ask? Because Chou is manly and better? GO CHOU! IT'S CHOU TIME!!!"
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard"
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Vegeta tapped his foot impatiently, wishing the clouds in front of him would hurry up and let him get to Yemma, the Saiyan prince was quite confused as to why he died, but he was sure that Yemma could tell him that.
"Oh!" Yemma death-glared a cloud "So you don't want to go to Hell? Well do you want me to Yemma lock you? HUH!? HUH!? Yeah, I thought so... Go Yemma, Team Spirit '89!"
"Yemma!" Vegeta screamed out, his raspy voice scaring away all the clouds. "How the hell did I die!? Answer me!"
The red giant flipped through one of the many books he had lying about. Including ones no-one should know about. "Let's see, here we go! Vegeta..."
"Yes?"
"Apparently you died when Trunks decided to chuck a freezer at your unconscious body"
"Uh... you don't have a move like that"
"I don't!? Well I could of swore I got it from somewhere"
"Me, perhaps?"
"No! Don't be silly!" Vegeta chuckled for a few moments, but suddenly stopped as a bizarre person popped up behind him.
"Hello Vegeta!" Goku called out "Why are you dead? Is Pilaf back? I'll get rid of him for you, GO OOZARU POWER! USE YOUR MIGHTY TON-TON BEAM!!"
"Oh, it's you Kakarot!" Vegeta snuffed, Oh crumbs! It's Kakarot, I haven't seen him in years, and now how am I meant to act again? Oh! I know!
"You okay Vegeta?" Goku asked as he prodded in inside of the Prince's nose.
"OH KAKY-CHAN!!" Vegeta glomped the taller Saiyan and kissed him "I WUV YOU!"
"Uh, Vegeta?" Goku stared wide-eyed at the other Saiyan "What are you doing!?"
The Prince snapped back to reality and jumped off Goku. "I have no idea! Don't think that means anything Kakarot! I hate you! I hate you and your dress!"
"But I got this from you, remember?"
"Shut up! Shut up! I don't need this; it is hard being a Vegeta in these times, always getting beaten up and having homo-erotic stories written about you, I WANT SOME PEACE!!" Vegeta screamed and jumped out the window and into Hell.
"Well, that was lovely..." Yemma sighed
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While all that commotion was going on above, down in Hell. Frieza had finally gotten his movie script together. Sadly he didn't give any to the actors, he was selfish that way.
"Okay! Places everyone!" Frieza called out to the actors. "Remember your lines!"
"But you didn't give us any lines!" Zarbon called out.
"Hey! Don't make me come over there!" Frieza pointed "Father, how are you?"
"Splendid!" King Cold swirled his wine glass. "The spotlight needs me!"
"The world is a robot! Scene: 1 Take: 1... And, action!" Cooler snapped the Take Marker. "It hit my spine! THE PAIN!!"
"Hello there.... Dodoria!" Zarbon stood in front of a bus.
"Greetings... uh... Line?" Dodoria glanced over to Frieza. But only got a glare. "Rumplestiltskin, yes that will do!"
"Well, I say gents!" King Cold walked by "You seem to be waiting for a bus!"
"Yes we ARGH!! THE WINE! IT'S IN MY EYES!!" Zarbon screamed, and then fell over.
"He's dead, Jim!" Dodoria glanced at King Cold.
"I guess it was needed, seeing as... I AM YOUR FATHER!"
"SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!!" Gero swung onto the set and slammed into a building.
"RUNNING RIOT!!" King Cold screamed then exploded for no real reason.
"And cut!" Frieza stood up and glanced down at his script. "That was brilliant! The best funeral acting I've seen!"
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Cell stood over the Son Residence, this time he was sure, unlike that fake Son House that turned into a massive robot and tried to eat him. Oh what horrors he had in store for the Saiyan!