Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z. Akira does. He speaks l33t. It's very scary...... n00b.
----Cell: Master of Insanity: Vegeta Special----
As Vegeta plummeted down through the clouds and into Hell. Wacky thoughts filled his head. At first he figured that the Earth wasn't such a bad place to live, it had Bulma, Hotdogs. Kaky-chan... Well, not anymore. That does it. Earth was going to be destroyed. It was nothing without Kaky--
"Vegeta. That's the second time you've thought about him. Stop it!" The Saiyan prince muttered before slammed head first into the ground.
"Cut!" Frieza screamed out as he looked at the newly formed crater next to him. "Who did this?"
"I think I did" Dodoria muttered "Those beans I had for lunch were simply nasty!"
"I wish I could slam into the ground" Zarbon sniffed. "Vegeta must be beside himself with joy!"
"Hmm…" Vegeta thought just before he went unconscious. "What would happen if I was beside myself?
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Vegeta...
Vegeta...
VEGETA YOU ARSEHOLE!
The Saiyan prince flung himself up. He was inside his old Saiyan spaceship. But why? Why was he here of all places? These thoughts flew around in his head for awhile until Vegeta looked next to him. It was another Vegeta! Quite handsome too.
"Oh. My. God! I'm beside myself! There are two of me!" Vegeta giggled. "Just imagine all the fun we'll have!"
"I love you Vegeta!" V2 sighed.
"I love you as well, Vegeta!" The Saiyan prince sighed back.
"Just imagine all the fun we'll have!" Both of them screamed.
----6 Months Later----
"What have you done to the people of this planet!?" Goku yelled as he approached Vegeta. "And where is my son?"
"Your son is fine. Though you might not want to look behind you!"
"How come?" The naive Saiyan spun around. And was punched in the head by.. Vegeta!? Goku couldn't make heads or tails of this. Then again, he lost his tail. Maybe that was why humans were always so confused. Those crazy humans!
"See!" V2 laughed. "It's funny because there are two of us! And you only expected one!"
"Oh yeah!?" Goku started to chuckle before being enveloped in a, explosive deep red aura "KAIOKEN!"
"Gallic Gun!"
"Gallin Gun!"
Goku couldn't dodge both of the massive pink attacks, and he, along with the rest of the planet. Was promptly destroyed! Vegeta would of normally felt sad for the loss of his beloved Kakarot. But hey! There was two of him now. Time for hilarity!
----4 Months Later----
Both Vegetas were lounging around in a space bar. Being surrounded by all types of alien women. At least, they though they were women. Life was good! They had already taken over half of the universe. And were now ready to take over Pimp-Earth 10. The Pimpingest place in the entire Universe! When all of a sudden. Frieza stepped into the bar.
"Oh no! It's old man Frieza!" The bartender screamed and jumped behind the table.
"Hey! Vegetas!" Frieza pointed. "This Universe ain't big enough for the two of us!"
"Actually good sir!" V2 exclaimed. Now wearing a monocle and had a pipe in his mouth. "Seeing as all three of us can fit into this bar without any sort of squishing. It is entirely possible for the Universe to be big enough for all of us."
"M..MIND GAMES!" Frieza screamed. "I didn't want to do this! But I have to transform!" The alien let out an ear piercing bellow and transformed into his second form. Also known as 'Viking Frieza!'
"Where's your warhammer?" Vegeta asked.
"My wha!?"
"You're a Viking! Who ever heard of a Viking without a warhammer!?"
"B-But.. I'm Frieza! I don't need a hammer!"
"I don't care who you are! You can't be a Viking without a warhammer!" Vegeta sighed and turned around his other self. "Let's kill him!"
"Of course! You sexy beast!" V2 giggled. The two Vegeta's jumped into the bar hallway and started powering up. Within seconds their hair began to stand on end and turn gold. With a might roar, the two Princes turned Super Saiyan.
"Oh no!" Frieza began to fly away in fear "Two Super Saiyans! There is only one thing to do!"
----3 Years Later----
"Flying through space is fun!" Vegeta giggled. "But what now? We killed Frieza and we just destroyed that planet with what's-his-name on it."
"Baby?"
"Yeah, that's the one!"
"I heard of this mighty warrior nearby. Maybe we should fight him?" V2 suggested.
Yes. Maybe you should!
"Who the hell said that!?" Vegeta called out. Within moments two mysterious fighters appeared in front of them!
"Good gravy!" V2 said. Then realizing there were people here. He put aside his lunch. "Oh noes! It's #8 and the 16-Kid!"
"That's Ha-chan! and the 16-Kid!" Ha-chan called out. "You might be powerful with your pimping powers! But have you defeated the mighty moonworm?"
"Yes" Vegeta replied
"Really?"
"That's what I said.."
"YOU'RE LYING!!" Ha-chan screamed out and tried to attack Vegeta, but was easily swatted away. "What? But I'm the powerful Ha-chan. I can't be beaten!"
"You can now!" Vegeta screamed out. "And here's a little going away present for you!"
"For me?" Ha-chan smiled as Vegeta brang him a box. "You shouldn't have. I wonder what's inside it?"
"Hello!" V2 said as he popped out of the box. "BIG BANG ATTACK!"
"Oh noes!" Ha-chan screamed before he and 16 were blasted into a million pieces.
"Hahahaha!" Vegeta laughed before turning around. "V2?.. You cray-zeh!"
"Don't forget sexy!"
"Silly me, how could I forget? I love you!"
----2 Years Later----
"Look at these little worms run!" Vegeta laughed as he stood on the rotting body of Dabura. "They're so sad. That little wizard was pretty awesome though."
"They're going to kill us all!" A few henchmen on Babidi's spaceship screamed out.
"Wait a moment!" One called out. "Let's summon our hero!"
"Yes. Lets!" Four more henchman stopped and stood in a circle.
"EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATER"
"HEART!"
"GOOO PLANET!"
"By your powered combined! A voice boomed out. "I am.. KIBITO!!!"
"Oh shit!" V2 screamed "It's the powerful hero. Kibito! I heard he killed a Ninja just by looking at it!"
"Vegetas!" The red creature called out. "Prepare to die!"
"I don't think so!" Vegeta screamed before turning Super Saiyan 3. "FINAL FLASH!"
"No Vegeta, baby!" V2 called out. "He's too powerful!"
"KIBITO BLAST OF THE AWESOME!" Kibito screamed, firing a massive red blast out of his hand. It vaporized both the Final Flash and Vegeta, easily.
"Vegeta! Honey! The inspiration of my life!" V2 cried. "The only way to escape Kibito is too. TAKE EVERYONE WITH ME!"
"Oh noes!" The henchman screamed.
"...TO VEGAS-4 the casino planet!" V2 finished
"Hurrah!" Everyone called out. "Go Vegeta number two. You so sexy!"
"I know. I know!"
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Vegeta..
Vegeta...
He's not waking up. Zarbon. Issue the buttsecks!
"No! No! I'm up!" Vegeta got to his feet. "Where am I? And where's the other me?"
"Other you?" Cooler looked at the Saiyan oddly. "What are you talking about."
"Was.." Vegeta sat down. "It a dream?"
"Yes, yes it was." Frieza nodded. "Now! How would you like to be an actor on my movie?"