Disclaimer: Akira Toriyama went mad with power one day and bought the rights to Dragonball Z. He owns them now. That sadistic little bitch!
-Cell: Master of Insanity-
A group of children sat around a campfire. With them was an old crusty man, you can't have a campfire without one of them, you know. The children were busy giggling and so forth and the crusty man screamed like a banshee, making everyone go silent.
"Children!"
"Yes Glibona Doer Zekki Smith Cluin Retunsa Steutnsa Blau Mopkin the fourth billionth?"
"I am going to tell you a story!"
"Oh! Oh! Does it have Vegeta in it?"
"Yes. Yes it does."
"Yaaaay!"
"Now it all started…"
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Vegeta looked around in confusion, everyone was hopping inside their sacks, ready to race. But… Was Vegeta expected to do the same? This sack was his number one rival, it was a lower-class holding device. How could he expect to work with it?
"Sack.." Vegeta calmly started speaking to it. "We should fight together!"
"…."
"Come on! What are you waiting for, give me a Senzu bean, we want to be at full strength for whatever's out there."
"…."
"Hehehe" Vegeta chortled at he knocked the sack in the back, making it fall over. "HAHA! It was a trap! I wanted to fight Majin Buu alone. VEGETA WINS!" With that, the insane Saiyan flew off cackling like mad.
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Cell started pacing like mad.
"Why can't I defeat Son Gohan?" The android yelled. "I have the power. But something is stopping me from extracting my revenge."
"Absorb him?"
"What would that achieve. Random voice?"
"…Beer"
"Really?" Cell stroked his chin.
"Uh.. sure, why the hell not?"
"But what would beer do for me?"
"Why are you asking me? I'm just a random text god."
"Touché." Cell started to walk away. Into the distance. The sunset. Sad music played. The story is now over.
THE END!
-
"Hey!" One of the children called out. "That isn't the end. Is it?"
"No. I was just kidding."
"That's not very funny you know!"
"Well.. you see..." The old man darted around for a second before kicking the child into a tree. "Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! Cell was starting to think that absorbing Son Gohan was a good idea. And Vegeta had gone insane. And Yamcha was wondering what Puar was."
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"Okay Puar. What exactly are you then?"
"Well, you see. My name is not Puar. It's Dr. Apocalypse!"
"I say!" Yamcha gasped in shock. "So you're not a flying cat?"
"No. I am in fact a seventy mile tall Ninja who has plans to destroy the cosmos."
"How do you plan to do that?"
"It's obvious really. I have a machine that can take me into the Dragonball GT universe. Once there I will grab a plothole and bring it back here, the size of the plothole will suck the entire Universe into it."
"You bastard!"
"And no-one can stop me. Muahahahahaha!" Dr. Apocalypse quickly jumped onto a Mustang and rode away. Into the sunset, no less.
"What am I going to do?" Yamcha paced around for a while. "Aha! I'll call Tenshinhan! And together we will save the day! I am so clever. Clever McYamcha they used to call me. Until the realized that wasn't my name and stopped calling me that."
-
"Hey!" Bulma yelled out to no-one in particular. "How come no females are getting a role in this plot?"
"I say we start our own organization to fight evil!" Chi-Chi also yelled.
"Yeah! Girl power!" The two yelled in unison.
"Oh! Oh! A girl plot!" Vegeta appeared and started giggling. "Sisters are doing it for themselves! Can I join, Girlfriends?"
"…What the hell?" Bulma stared at Vegeta.
"Aren't you meant to be dead?" Chi-Chi asked
"I escaped hell while running away from." Vegeta's sentence was cut short as the door slammed open. And there stood… the sack. "YOU!"
"…."
"You think you can mock the Prince of all Saiyans?"
"He's a the Prince of Saiyans?" Chi-Chi asked. "I never knew that."
"Yeah, he should say it more often." Bulma sighed.
"You don't scare me!" Vegeta laughed, before turning Super Saiyan. "FINAL FLASH!"
"NO FATHER! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!" Trunks appeared and started screaming.
"Man, that android's toast!" Krillin stated.
"Yeah.. More like BURNT toast" Piccolo finished.
"Uh guys. Wrong Vegeta attack."
"Sorry." Piccolo and Krillin said before vanishing.
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"The Final Flash tore through the living room." The old man continued. "But then! Suddenly… ZzZzZzZzZzzzz.."
"He fell asleep!" One child stated.
"Quick! Pee in his butt!" Another said, everyone turned to look at him. "…WHAT?"