Yes. I'm finally updating after months. 'What took so long' you say?

Oh. You didn't?

Well I'm telling you anyway! I was drawing up a Final Fantasy X comic and a Dragonball retell one, and that just took up all my time. That and I'm just a lazy, lazy bastard!

Disclaimer: Akira Toriyama owns the rights to Chrono and all his frie--- What? Wrong thing? Damn it!
Also. Hideo Kojima owns Metal Gear. And I own a packet of Pop-Tarts. They're years old, but I still love 'em!

----Cell: Master of Insanity----

Gohan glanced through the window of the car. For some bizarre reason they were flying through space. Gohan didn't like space that much. He also didn't like carrots, he was mortified the day he found out about his father's Saiyan name. He also didn't like rambling, but he did it anyway. The rebellious stud! Anyway, the car approached a gigantic space station… in space!

"So Gohan, we meet again!" A voice echoed out as the car came to a halt and the Saiyan half-breed hopped out.

"Who's there?"

"You'd like to know, wouldn't you?"

"Well… yes, that's why I asked."

"Very well..." The voice chuckled and a figure walked out from the shadows behind Gohan. "It's me! Cell!"

"Cell?" Gohan looked at the android is confusion. "Why did you bring me here?"

"To kill you, why else?"

"Then what was the point of you creating a thousand versions of yourself to deliver a message about me needing to collect random items in order to see you if you just came and got me anyway?"

"…"

"…"

"SHUT UP!"

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"Namekian Squad!" Piccolo slammed his fist into the table, making his comrades jump in surprise. "I have just received horrible news!"

"Frieza's creating another movie?" Dende asked

"Oh god no!" Piccolo shuddered. "But anyway, our home planet Yardrat is under attack!"

"Namek." Dende corrected

"What?"

"Our home planet is called 'Namek'."

"Right, what did I say?"

"Don't worry, continue."

"Okay!" Piccolo leapt onto the table and pulled all sorts of dramatic poses. "Our home planet, the Machine Planet M2 is under attack by a mysterious foe!"

"It is called Namek!"

"Hehehe…" Piccolo walked over and spoke to Dende in the way one would to a five-year-old. "M2, son. M is different to N, but you were so very close!"

"If I weren't a healer, I'd kick your arse."

"But you're not!" Piccolo pointed and taunted his friend. "Anyway! This mysterious foe is attacking our planet. We don't have any data on this creature, it could be a harmless little gopher, or it could be a six-mile tall Chimera calling itself 'Doctor Von Glugensteinsatan.' All we know is that our very planet is at stake. So what do you say? Let's go kick that monster off our home planet… VEGETA!"

"NAMEK! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

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"You see Gohan..." Cell paced around the room "I am a villain. Villains do bad things, yes?"

"Yes."

"Very good! Now as a villain, I must do bad things, yes?"

"You already said that..."

"SILENCE! I AM PERFECT CELL! I CAN DESTROY THE SOLAR SYSTEM! IT WAS STATED!"

"By you!"

"How do you know that?"

"I was there when you said it."

"You're stalking me, aren't you?" Cell pointed at the teenager in fear. "I know how you get your evil kicks!"

"You're the evil one here!"

"Oh yeah." Cell regained his posture and continued pacing, while this was going on. A massive battle between Space Vikings and Space Ninjas was going on outside. Why?.. I dunno, I just thought it'd make a cool background, that's all. "Anycrap, I am about to destroy the world using my incredibly powerful Doom-Ray."

"Why would you use a doom-ray when you said you can destroy the entire Solar System?"

"YOU DOUBT MY POWER?"

"Yes."

"You still don't believe me? I will show you my psychokinetic power. Put your controller on the floor. Put it down as flat as you can... that's good. Now I will move your controller by the power of my will alone!"

"Controller?"

"What do you think now? Can you feel my power now? The demonstration is over!"

"What the fuck are you babbling about?" Gohan yelled and started to power up a Kamehameha wave.

"NO GOHAN!" Goku screamed as he darted into the room. "You can't fire a Kamehameha wave from that height, you'll destroy the Earth if you do."

"Hey! I said that about you!" Cell pointed at the Saiyan.

"OH NO! IT'S FRIEZA! Quick, stand back! I'll use my Kamehameha!" Goku yelled and started up the attack himself.

"It's Cell, dad."

"Zell? But this isn't Balamb Garden! You almost had me Gohan.. or should I say… SEIFER?"

"Father. Stop pulling on my face."

"Sorry." Goku looked at the ground sheepishly. "I got confused."

"Trust me. No-one is as confused as I am." Gohan muttered, starting to feel like destroying the Earth himself.

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"So Dodoria." Frieza walked up to his henchman with a backpack on him. "Are you ready for our incredible journey to tell the Queen on Garlic Jr."

"Sure. But why are we doing this?"

"Because young one. There needs to be justice in this world! We need a world where puppies can play in peace and a place where flying aliens won't descend from the sky and slaughter entire species just to try and get some magical artifacts that can grant him immortality."

"That was you, idiot!"

"Now, now. We could sit here all day and try to figure out who committed mass genocide on whom… But we have an epic quest to play out! Now take flight, trusty steed!"

"Fine.."

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"It's you!" The sack spoke out to the figure. "What are you doing here?"

"I have come to destroy you!"

"Why would they have awoken you? You nearly destroyed the Universe last time you were awake."

"I do not know my master's plans. But I do know that I have to kill you!"

"Never!"

"And now, hateful sack of despair! Prepare to meet your doom at the hands of me… Kibito!"

"Yes, I know who you are. I can see you." The Sack muttered.

"Shut up! I was being dramatic!" Kibito stomped the ground and charged at the Sack, 'The ultimate decisive battle to save the Universe' was under way.