((AN: ::bites nails worriedly:: hello! um this is my first fic! flames are welcome but as long as they are helpful cause "You suck" doesn't tell me anything at all. except that i might suck. u.u;;. tell me what im doing wrong, or perhaps your fav pairing and ill see what i can do! um, this has yaoi in it cause i like naruto and sasuke together, makes a good couple, so sorry for all you naruhina and sasusaku fans! This fic is basicly what would happen if hokage-sama put Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura , Ino, Shikamaru ,Choji, Shino, Hinata, Kiba, Lee, Tenten and last but defintly not least Neji all in this big house where they are supposed to fall in love! Choji and Shino are matchmakers, because i couldn't find any other jobs for them. Pairings people? pairings? yes? this shall be a fic where i base it on YOUR needs! if you need this fic at all. u.u;;

Disclaimer: I own Naruto.

..... ok if anyone didn't see the sarcasm in that raise your hand? yes? no?

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"Seductive Seclusion"

Kakashi walked slowly through the paths of Konoha village. The copy ninja yawned and stretched his arms out, then looked at his watch on his wrist. '5:42? I'm not really as late as usual...I'm losing my touch.'

It was really early though. He couldn't be that late for the 5th Hokage anyway. He sighed sadly for probably the tenth time that morning. "I wonder what she wants," He wondered. "Just as long as I don't have to do anything personal..."

He approached the building and gazed up at it. "Hmmm." He entered just as bored as he was, and whistled, his footsteps resounding in the halls. He stopped in front of the door that she usually was, she: Tsunade.

He slid the door open and said in calm tone, "I'm sorry I'm late, I saw a stray cat and.." He trailed off as he saw who was in the room. Asuma, Iruka, Kurenai, Gai and the Hokage, all stared at him questioningly.

"A stray is more important than us?" Kurenai said somewhat angrily. Kakashi shook his head. "No it's not that its just-"

"You weren't that late." The 5th said, gesturing an arm out. "Please take a seat."

Kakashi gave her a curt nod and sat between Gai and Asuma. Gai, who flashed a grin at his so called "rival" and Asuma, who took a long puff of his cigarette that always seemed to haunt Asuma's mouth. 'You think he would of died of lung cancer by now.' The beautiful Kurenai sat across from him. She was sitting quietly, like Hinata. Iruka was on her right and was twiddling his thumbs madly. Hokage sat at the head of the table, and cleared her throat attentively.

"Shinobi rates are going down." she said simply.

'Yeah, if we didn't know that.' Kakashi looked questioningly to the others. Everyone else's eyes were on Tsunade, waiting for her to say the rest. She sighed again and continued.

"So, we are going to get the twelve men and women to produce fine children worthy of becoming the best ninja."

"The twelve? But there are only 4 girls out of them."

Sunade blushed and looked down. "Two of the boys are... Anyways, we have two of them that shall be the uh, how do I put this... our spies. Akimichi, Choji, Aburame, and Shino are going to play matchmaker."

Asuma raised an eyebrow at the last statement. "Our students? Make kids? They grow so fast.."

No, they could raise one instead, be good mentors to their children. If they are not ready to have babies. But it would be good, for certain bloodlines... Hyuuga for instance."

"But....there will be a lot of conflicts. How do we do it?" Gai said, thoughtful for once.

"Easy. We put them in a big mansion, complete with training grounds, pools, hot springs, balconies to every room, everything that would be romantic," Tsunade said clearly, as if that was the conclusion.

Kurenai pushed her chair back and stood up. "That will make even more conflict between all of them! Not just romantically but their friendship too! Aren't we trying to make babies here?!"

"Yes. But what good is a baby made simply from lust? For a relationship to become strong, it must overcome barriers that block trust. It will make them wiser." Kakashi was still figuring out why she thought that training grounds were romantic.

"Ah... I see. Where will the mansion be? Will they be alone? With Choji and Shino record everything that happens and make the others fall in love?" Asuma threw the questions and she caught them all swiftly. "The mansion shall be the old Tasuka Area, on the outskirts." Everyone's eyes widened, well, eye in Kakashi's case. "Yes, they will be alone, with the exception that Iruka will check up on them." Iruka nodded, and she continued. "I asked Choji and Shino personally, and they said that they are sure that they would do it for the sake of Konoha. Choji seemed a little too happy to protect Konoha.." She shook her head.

"You all understand, these people have grown up together, and fought for each other, sometimes fought with each other, and protected each other. I feel that the bond these Shinobi will make will be the strongest bond ever."

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Kakashi popped up at Sasuke's window just as Sasuke pulled on his shirt.

"Hello Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke spun around, seeing Kakashi, who was quiet as ever. "Kakashi-sensei. A pleasure to see you. What do you want? "

Kakashi stepped inside, dusting himself off. " A mission." Sasuke raised an eyebrow, then looked at the clock. Thirty-two after six. Strange, Kakashi didn't looked tired. Well, less tired than usual. "A mission?"

Kakashi nodded. " Well, more like a vacation."

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Iruka knocked on the door to Naruto's apartment. He sighed, wiping his forehead with his sleeve. He growled as he kept knocking for ten minutes. "NARUTO!" he yelled, kicking the door. The door opened surprisingly and Iruka accidentally kicked Naruto in the place where the sun don't shine.

Naruto doubled over in his blue pajamas, gasping in pain.

"Oops?" Iruka said sheepishly.

Naruto coughed " OOPS?!" Naruto screeched at the other guy." Well that's what you get for not waking up early!" Naruto coughed. " No man deserves that!" Iruka nodded. " True, true," About thirty minutes later, after Naruto "healed", Iruka told him about the "vacation" and Naruto listened, rubbing his chin. "...So who will be there? " The 17-year-old said thoughtfully. "Um, your team, Asuma-sensei's team, Kuranai-sensei's team and Gai-sensei's team. In the old Tasuka mansion."

"What?!" Naruto yelled, his tiredness surprisingly vanishing. 'What's more surprising is that he was tired. that boy never ceases to be full of energy.'

"B-but that place has like, 10 kilometers of just land!!!" He exaggerated, running through his house, collecting everything in sight. "I'M THERE!" Iruka shook his head and sighed at the crazy boy. 'Gyaa... He doesn't know what he is getting in to.' Naruto just happily carried his luggage towards Iruka. 'Sasuke's going to be there! Maybe I can finally- wait, what am I thinking?'

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Kakashi left Sasuke's house to go find Sakura's abode. Sasuke was putting all of his clothes into a bag as he thought to himself. 'All the strong guys will be there... It's true that most of them used to suck... besides Gai's team. But they are all different now. They are even older. What now… 17?18?' Sasuke stopped as he felt his own hands shake....

'And.. I can't find any reasons to be around Naruto. save fighting, which is not the kind of sweaty action I have I mind for him.' Sasuke blushed madly at that last thought, and he realized how perverted it sounded like. If all priests were boy rapists, he was the pope. But it didn't matter. Not like anyone could read his mind. he shrugged and since he was alone, he let his mind wander helplessly towards the blue-eyed wonder.

He enjoyed it after every time he called Naruto a 'dobe' (Japanese for dunce), his eyes would fill up with emotion. Sasuke needed that emotion. At least he thought that Naruto actually cared what Sasuke thought about him.

After all the time Sasuke had known Naruto, he had always secretly wanted him, every time he would accidentally brush against Sasuke, Sasuke would get a spring of chills shoot up his back. He dreamed some nights where Naruto would be there. That's how he knew he had fallen in love with the devious fox. The dreams would show Naruto there, with Sasuke, touching Sasuke, loving him as much as Sasuke loved him. Sasuke always had to fight back smiles every time Naruto had won a fight with his determination. It gave Sasuke determination. Naruto would always stand right back up, to show that he could be better than Sasuke, to show he could get more attention. Well, if it was attention that he craved so much, Sasuke would give him all he wanted.

That's all Sasuke wanted really. Was to be felt like he was needed by Naruto. He sighed and bowed his head, waiting for the blow that would cross his mind. Echoing again and again, 'You want him, you want him you want him,' then, 'you love him, you love him.'

Sasuke absentmindedly left his house with his bags, and locked his door with a shake, grumbling as he walked away, towards Sakura's house, which was going in the direction of the bridge. Kakashi stumbled out with Sakura's stuff, he had obviously had been polite and had to carry her bags. Why was he always like that...

Sakura came out and stood beside Kakashi, grinning.

"Sasuke-kun!" she yelled gleefully at the approaching avenger.

"Hi Sakura. where is Naruto?" She nodded. "We are going to meet him at the bridge, then go to the Tasuka place from there." She giggled at the thought of living with all those people, like a fairytale.

Sasuke walked with them, carrying his own bags, trudging next to Kakashi. He scowled because the jumpy teen wasn't around to yell a lot, that usually woke him up, because he felt somewhat tired, even though it was well into the morning.

It's 8:30 now.. It should take a good 30 minutes to get to the outskirts at this pace. It's okay though we'll be on time." Kakashi said, with a quick glance at his watch. 'He cares about time!? This must be a stressful thing for him..' Sakura thought, shaking her head.

"Wow, time sure flies when your having fun.." Kakashi said to them. They both raised an eyebrow at Kakashi's weird behavior. "Kakashi-sensei what's going on? Tell us!" Sakura said jumping in front of him. "Well you see I-"

"Good morning! Sakura-chan! Kakashi-sensei! Sasuke."

Naruto had yelled the first part then mumbled Sasuke's name. Sakura nodded and smiled, and Kakashi sighed gratefully. Sasuke fought back to show Naruto that he knew that he was there, by occupying himself with some birds that were chirping madly overhead. 'Stupid, Stupid birds. I hate everything.' The birds sadly flew away, chirps slowing down, giving Sasuke a satisfied grin that showed that he still had his cold manner.

Naruto ignored him as well, kicking a rock along the path as he walked, carrying his big pack as he nudged the rock carefully. Naruto found himself walking next to Sasuke, they both had occupied themselves too much to watch where they were going. 'Gyaa... what if i can't hold back while we are there?' Naruto thought as they embarrassedly walked on either side of Kakashi, who was dazed at their weird actions. 'Wait, what?! control what? I'm so weird..' He shrugged and decided to walk next to Sasuke.

"It's gonna be a big house Sasuke. A big house. With a big backyard. Wanna test it out?" Naruto slyly said. 'I got this.' Sasuke seemed somewhat surprised.

"Hell yeah." and they both smirked.

"Ahh I see you both are best friends again. uh what happened to make you like this?" Sakura asked. They both shrugged it off. "I wonder why the old hag decided to give us all vacations." Naruto quickly said, changing the subject.

"...She's up to something." Sasuke said. Sakura nodded as well, and she shot a glare at Kakashi.

"SOMEONE wont tell us anything!"

"I wonder who that would be." Kakashi said dryly.

They all stopped at the gate of the huge mansion. It opened suddenly, and they all curiously walked into the front grounds. They noticed Lee, Shino, and Choji were standing in the front of the big estate. From the looks of it to Kakashi, Choji and Shino were sent in early. Lee just was early point blank.

"Sakura-san!" Lee shouted, waving madly. She smiled at him, "Good morning Lee!" She may not have exactly fallen head over heels in love with him, but did respect him ever since the Chuunin Exams.

"Hey, hey, Shino! Why did you not come here with your own team? Where's Kiba and Hinata?" Naruto looked around, half expecting Kiba to come and jump out of a bush and yell "Surprise!" then surprise attack him.

"Kiba and Hinata didn't answer when I knocked so I decided to go alone. Me and Choji met on the way and decided to come together (AN: snicker snicker I'm such a pervert.) ." Shino explained. Choji just munched on his food.

"Let's just wait here for the rest of them. Asuma-sensei told me that there are only 3 bedrooms, so I guess 4 girls get one, then the other boys will split up the last 2 rooms." The others hesitantly nodded at Choji's thoughtful manner

"How about we draw it, to see who gets to live with who?" Choji suggested.

"Wow, you guys sure know how to do things fairly." Kakashi pulled out a small ball of yarn. "I bought this for the stray cat this morning-"

"Liar!"

He shrugged and cut 8 pieces out, then cut four of them in half (A/N: that's right, I'm productive too, why go to school when you have fanfic math?) then put the extra halves in his pocket and gave the strings to Shino.

"Easy, people who get the same sized strings go in the same room together." Kakashi explained as if he was some lame actor on a soap opera. "Well I best be off. " He said before Naruto could open his mouth to question him, and he disappeared in another big poof!

Naruto turned to Sasuke, looking around, "Something's fishy, Sasuke. Watch my back." Naruto said in a hushed whisper. Sasuke raised an eyebrow and glanced at his back quickly, then shook his head feeling dumb.

A little later, Shikamaru and Ino stopped at the gate and entered when it opened, Ino looking excited, and Shikamaru looking tired, maybe it was because of all the bags that Ino had. It looks like they had traded bags because she was carrying 2 middle-sized bags. What can I say, boys don't have much. Besides maybe Gai..

"Good morning!" Ino said brightly to the group in front of the huge house.

"What morning are you talking about.." Shikamaru muttered. He stopped next to Naruto and Sasuke, who were standing in front of Choji, and promptly dropped the blondes bags.

"Hey, its you guys. It's nice to see you again." He nodded at Sasuke and Naruto. "What are you doing here so early chubby? Why didn't you come get me first?"

Choji sweatdropped. "Um, I knocked and nobody answered." Shikamaru scoffed,

"Damn right nobody answered. It was too early, I'm so tired." Choji let out a sigh, 'safe!'

Naruto gave Shikamaru a wide grin. "Long time no see lazy-ass!"

Shikamaru scowled again, "I'm not lazy, just tired and troubled." Ino also dropped his bags and ran up to Sakura, "Sakura! This is an opportunity to get some boys, if you know what I'm talking about." She laughed full heartedly, and Sakura's emerald eyes narrowed.

"I'm not going to lose to you, Ino-pig!"

"I won't lose to you either, Wide-forehead!" They both stuck their tongues out and turned away, glancing behind themselves. They started giggling, and then hugged each other, they were best friends after all, and they hadn't seen each other in a year practically. They both knew that they were both over Sasuke, and Ino had told Sakura awhile ago before she went away that she was somewhat interested in Shikamaru. Shikamaru of course seemed oblivious. After all, the crush on Sasuke did seem childish and they only liked him because he was hot.

After a good ten minutes of talking, Kiba and Hinata curiously gazed up at the mansion , talking to each other worriedly.

"Yo, Hinata, Kiba!" Naruto yelled, waving madly, so that Kiba and Hinata would spot him. They nodded and walked up to him both faces full of grins. Naruto took their hands and shook them, Sasuke half wishing he had seen Naruto for once in a long time so he could shake his hand. "Hey Naruto-kun!" Kiba exclaimed, shaking hands with the boy who had defeated him, he had only but respect for the outcast.

"I don't want to sound like a grandma, but you look a lot older since last we met. How long has it been? A year? We went to go live in the land of the sand for awhile... Training for Anbu."

Hinata nodded, and also shook his hand, her blush barely even noticeable, for she had matured. "I've missed everyone so much. Its gonna be really cool to live with everyone." Naruto nodded also and Kiba looked around. "Why is everyone waiting out here?"

"We're waiting for everyone to come so that we can draw the yarn to see who gets what room." Naruto explained.

"Oh..Okay."

He walked towards Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Choji to talk, and Hinata happily went to go talk to Sakura and Ino, who were comparing techniques they had learned. Naruto shrugged and stood next to Shino and Lee, Shino asking Lee about his life as not being a Shinobi anymore.

Just then, Neji and Tenten arrived, both carrying their own bags, it seemed they didn't talk much, only Lee would know why. Neji glanced at her worriedly and she seemed to be preoccupied deep in thought.

"Alright now we can draw!" Shikamaru yelled, earnest to explore the big estate.

"Draw?" Neji asked curiously, glancing away from Tenten to the others.

"Yes, draw." Shino held out his hand which clenched the strings in a fist. The boys stepped forth, taking a string , Neji following suit. Lee looked at everyone's hands, who held out the strings to him.

"Well, by the looks of it, the short strings are, Shikamaru, me, Choji and Kiba. The rest stay in the other room!" Sasuke glanced nervously at Naruto, whose eyes widened, he also glanced at Sasuke, but they both looked away.

Everybody opened the doors to the huge mansion, and stepped in curiously. What they saw when they entered were a set of stairs, bright white, but it had no railings. The floor was wooden, and finely furnished, the walls gleaming white. The carpet in front of the stairs was not stained, and was white too, and it matched perfectly. A table stood in the middle of the huge entrance hall, and those halls lead to gleaming rooms as well. The ceiling was so high up, and it had glorious paintings, that seemed ages old, while the other rooms seemed more up to date. Choji sighed, dropping his luggage, thinking of what to say.

"So... anyone up to a farting contest?"

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How was it?!! Was it good? Bad? please please please please review!! and i'll see what i can do for the second chapter!! I give all my thanks to Tsumina (search up her name because she's a writer too) who said to me, It's okay, because everything taste like chicken in the end, and chicken is good. THANK YOU!! even though you don't want my praise.