AN: I know the last chappy was kinda sucky but this one is what im real proud of!!!!! thanks to reviewers, hope i get more. LOVE PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE! um, haha this is actually kind of funny, i have two people sing in this fic, one song i made up and it sounds kind of corny, but hey, and the other is by dolly parson i.e most of you think whitney houston wrote it but hey, i hate country music, but it has its moments. I just got that song stuck in my head, asnd i needed to let that out. well the two people that sing, are the two you would not expect, but its my fic so you would expect it. unless you were expecting sakura and ino thats- okay ima gonna shut up now. oh yeah, people who are thinking naruto and sauske cant have a baby, well have sa little surprise coming!! ! and yes, there will be tons of juniors flying around.
Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto, but i do own some cheese, would you like some? ::offers cheese::
warning: nakedness, touching down south and uh naughty deeds.quite literally. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? ::wipes sweat of monitor:: I love you amcm.
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The sun rose early morning, waking Sasuke so that he could get Naruto and they would leave the house to train, passing the pool where two figures sat, talking somewhat quietly. But it wasn't the two you are probably thinking about.
"People usually take it head on," Shikamaru said, extendeding an arm and pointing to nothing in particular, "thinking that the blows aren't critical and they might have a chance, but you have to dodge every part of the attacks or you'll never make it." He waved his arm around fake attacks, showing that his arm dodges very well.
His other hand held a shiny red apple and he took a bite out of it, offering it to Ino, who had woken up early to take a walk outside, but instead found Shikamaru, wide and awake sitting on a pool chair thinking to himself. She had sat down to ask him why he wasn't asleep and they started a conversation.
Ino took the apple from him, looking it over. "If you like tactics so much, why didn't you ever do good on the tests?" she rotated the core between her fingers then took a bite, and handed it back to him.
"I dunno. I guess I didn't feel like it." He shrugged and took a bite, then handed the apple to her. She laughed as he chewed for a second. "Wow. You don't feel like it? With those brains?" She touched his forehead. "This is where your common sense is?" She flicked it lightly and then took a bite from his apple, then gave it back to him.
He was dazed for a moment, then responded angrily, "Since when do you care?" He bit the apple a little too harshly and then shoved it towards her.
She looked sad for a moment then said, "I always cared. You're my teammate." She looked down at the apple for a moment then gave it to him slowly, who took it gently. She stood up and walked around the pool to the other side towards the house.
He looked at the core then threw it behind him, standing up and shouting at her back, "Where are you going?" She stopped, sighed, and then turned to face him. "I was going to go get Sakura up so we could do something." He was looking along the lines of, "Go get another apple and talk with you some more" but dreams can't come true all the time. He wanted a reason to talk with her more, but then realized, 'yeah right she would want to talk with me some more. After all, I am only her teammate.'
"Oh okay, see you later then." He sadly slumped back into the pool chair, his hands cradling his head with sorrow.
"Yeah.." She awkwardly walked to the glass door, sliding it open as she heard one last heavy sigh from Shikamaru as she stepped inside.
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Tenten collected all the towels that the girls had used the night before, every night since they got there they had gone to the onsen to wash up, and every night they used at least eight towels. They decided to take turns carrying the towels to the laundry every morning, and it was Tenten's turn.
She piled the towels on her arms and proceeded to stumble clumsily out of the room. She paused for a second out in the hall, then glanced around the big pile to see where she was going then tripped over her bunny slipper's ears, the buns that she put them in had come out. She let out a cry of distress as she fell over but before she could land on her face, a quick arm caught her around the waist, pulling her against the owner of the arm.
She sighed thankfully and turned around to thank her savior. She gazed back into silver eyes. Neji smiled warmly at her, still holding her against his chest protectively.
"What are you thinking with all those towels?" He said, humor playing in his voice. She blushed at being held against him like that and hesitantly pulled away. She sat on her heels picking up the towels again, and he bended over also to help pick up her towels, smiling somewhat to himself.
"And what are you doing up so early?" Tenten asked accusingly, as if he had pushed her over.
"Sasuke was yelling at Naruto to get up so that they could go train, and plus, almost everyone is up."
They both heard fast footsteps and saw Ino turn the corner, running to the room that Tenten had come out of, screaming, "SAKURA!"
They both shot questionable looks each other, then Neji shrugged and stood straight, standing straight with the towels in one hand and then offering the other to Tenten.
She nodded and took his hand and he pulled her to her feet and they both started down the hall. It was quiet for a moment, Neji was wondering what to say. Strange because of his cold manner, she always started the conversations.
"Uh, why did you guys need so many towels anyway?" Tenten and Neji stepped down the stairs carefully so that would not drop any towels. "Didn't you know? We go to the open-air onsen (outdoor bath, like in love hina) in the back every night." He shrugged. "We each get our own private bathrooms, so i use the shower there."
She smiled warmly with a hint of tease. "Then my room has a better bond then yours!" She stuck out her tongue playfully.
'Who cares about bonds...?' He decided not to tell her this though, he didn't want the friendly feeling between them to go away with her smile. "The onsen makes bonds?" He asked and she nodded. "We talk in there, and we get used to be naked around each other, so we are comfortable. Plus, everyone tells lots of secrets."
The both stepped off the last step of the stairs, and Neji turned to her questionably. "Secrets?" She grinned again and winked at him. "I'll never tell." She took his pile of towels and walked away, and he followed, wanting to continue this conversation.
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Kiba slowly sat up, woken by Akamaru's constant barking. He mumbled and fell out of bed, wrapped up in the covers on the floor, struggling clumsily to loosen the hold the sheets had on him. He paused and looked around to see if anyone had seen this embarrassing moment.
It looked like everyone had woken up, Choji, to go eat probably, Lee probably always woke up early, and Shikamaru? He shrugged, everyone had their moments. He finally untangled himself and got up to look in the mirror, slicking his hair back the best he could, and raising an eyebrow at the mirror. "Hey sexy."
For some weird reason, he felt unbelievably sexy. He finally felt that he could get Hinata to like him, not Naruto, who didn't even look at her. 'I mean, she likes my dog, we'd be perfect.' He concluded. He looked around the room again, to see if anyone was hiding in the shadows, watching and laughing, but by now they would have come out laughing at him.
The room was done like the others basically, only across the ceiling were the famous painting by Picasso, The Blue Nude. He wasn't really fond of this picture, because the woman looked like his mom, but still, not as freaky as the Mona Lisa.
The walls were covered with posters, of random things really, some of great shinobi's others of random things like a baby looking down his diaper and a girl baby next to it looking down her diaper, and a saying across it read, "What's yours?"
Then there were 3 posters, pictures of Sakura, Ino, and Hinata, but they were enlarged. They would keep a list of checks under the pictures of the girls they liked, keeping score of how many times they had scored with them. They had yet to score, but their chances grew greater. Kiba thought it was weird, Choji had the idea of keeping score, and he didn't have a girl he liked. They had a table too, and it had Shikamaru's game boards on it, and the pieces were in the same place as they were the night before.
Akamaru barked loudly at the door and scratched at it, wanting to get out. "What's that Lassie? Timmy's stuck in the well?" He joked and Akamaru gave him the best glare any dog could give. "I know, I know, I'll be there in a sec."
He walked to his dresser and pulled on some clothes, for he was only in his boxers, he decided to just pull on some pants then put on a shirt later, and did so, but then realized Hinata was down there probably, and he didn't want to send of that vibe, he wanted to look clean, so he put on a good shirt.
And with a last look at the mirror he opened the door, let Akamaru out and started running through the halls, sliding around with his socks, struggling not to fall, with Akamaru at his heels. He came to the outer hall and jumped off the stairs and landed swiftly on the slick floor, then slipped swiftly on the newly waxed floor. He jumped up and smoothed his hair back and stepped into the kitchen like he was James Bond.
"Good morning, Kiba-kun!" Ino had woken Sakura and they were both making breakfast with Hinata shyly by their sides. "M-morning Kiba-kun!" She said, mimicking what Ino had said, only with more blush. He noticed this, and smiled tenderly.
"Good morning girls!" He happily said and they all turned back to making their foods. He walked up to Hinata and slung an arm around her shoulder casually, and rested his head on her shoulder to see what she was making. "What's that?" He asked and she blushed and smiled.
"Um, breakfast?" She answered sheepishly. She was flipping pancakes clumsily. "Remember these? we had them on the way to the sand. I learned how to make them." He nodded and she offered some to him, her hands shaking slightly, but he pretended he didn't notice. "Y-you can have the first try if you want..." She said quietly. He nodded happily and took one and put it on a plate and sat up on the counter.
Ino saw this and turned to Sakura to tell her what happened, but Lee had come in and was now pulling her into a conversation. Ino raised and eyebrow at the scene then looked form Hinata to Sakura, and thought, 'double gossip...?'
She turned to see Tenten and Neji come in, who had come back from washing the towels, and they also were laughing and talking. Her eyes widened, 'GYAAA!! I'm the only one!' She looked around for something to distract her, but she was finished with making breakfast, and sighed and looked down sadly. She looked up to gaze out the window dramatically, and spotted the apple core that Shikamaru and her were eating together. It was laying in the grass, next to the pool chair which occupied-
Nobody.
Ino sighed again, 'he must really be mad at me for getting into his business. I should have kept my big mouth shut.'
Just then, Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru slid the glass door that lead right into the kitchen, both Sasuke and Naruto drenched in sweat. Sasuke wiped his forehead with his arm then turned to Shikamaru and Naruto and said, "I'm gonna go take a shower." And he walked away, towards the main hall and Naruto reached out, and wanted to scream "NOOO!!" But he refrained from doing so, and looking around to see who was up.
Ino had gleefully ran towards Shikamaru, and Kiba was talking with Hinata, he seemed to be commenting her on her pancakes, Sakura and Lee were talking about embarrassing things that happened in their rooms, Neji and Tenten had gone to chat with Kiba and Hinata, now laughing at Kiba's disappointment. Naruto caught in the corner of his eye Choji and Shino grinning manically. Naruto spun around, knowing that something was up. He shook his head and sat at a seat at the table, wishing Sasuke was there so they could talk about something like everyone else, so he didn't have to be so quiet.
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The warm water played over Sasuke's body gently, and he closed his eyes as the sound of the water running filled his mind calming him with the rhythm of the water pounding against his back, and matting his hair down. It calmed him so much, he thought of Naruto so bad, if only he were there with him, careressing him like the water was now. He suddenly had the urge to sing. He now understood the meaning of singing in the shower. He shrugged, it happens to everyone, as he thought up a tune. He thought of Naruto. He thought of how he felt, and the confession spilled out of him like he had drunk all the water that came out of the shower head.
"You don't know them like I do,
I know they don't see you like I see you
All I see is that your beautiful
And the way your eyes sparkle
and all I wanna do is.."
He tried to think up something that rhymed, but shrugged it off and decided to just blabber the rest of the song:
"Sing in the shower
I want us to be in harmony
I really want you to want me
'cause in the shower thats where I sing
'cause thats where I know I'll be your everything
if you really want me to I'll do anything
I'll crown you... Sex king..."
Sasuke picked up the shampoo and washed his hair carefully singing even louder:
"I'll be your sex slave I'll be your friend
I'll be your guardian until my end
and ever on....
is that so... wrong?"
He washed his hair out, turning back to being all moody again, because he realized that Naruto wouldn't turn gay, he was just too clueless.
"You don't even look at me that way
you wouldn't know that I'm really gay
but it's not because of your body...
I just want your...soul.."
He finished what first started out funny and happy into sad and depressed, just like Uchiha always was, but yet, it was simple truth to Sasuke. He took the wash clothed and scrubbed himself angrily, as if he could scrub off his feelings for Naruto. but then he started turning pink so he started humming the happy tune that he sang to in the beginning of the song, and turned off the water and stepped out, reaching for a towel and wrapping it around his waist.
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Later that day, well after lunch and a little before dinner, Sasuke had chosen to avoid Naruto, talking with Lee as Lee explained," hard work". They were all in the backyard, for the baby morning had grown into a beautiful well aged day, and the pool shone brightly. Everyone was there, except for Sakura and Ino, who were making dinner and watching them all form the window and talking with their mouths full of giggles.
Naruto's eyebrows were furrowed in thought and he sat crossed-legged, with his arms crossed as well. Shikamrau watched him, laid back as usual. "Will you make a move already...?" They were playing Go and Naruto growled. "I'm thinking I'm thinking." Shikamaru fake gasped and held his hand to his mouth sarcastically. "What is the world coming to?" Neji, who sat beside Shikamaru snorted silently.
"Shut up."
Shikamaru smirked. "You're going to lose anyway, why bother?"
"Well it's no fun if I just give up and accept my fate like Neji does!" He accused pointing a finger at Neji, as if it was his fault he was losing. "True, true." Shikamaru agreed and nodded.
"So my predictions are a little off sometimes, nobodies perfect."
Tenten, Kiba, Hinata, and Shino were all sitting in a circle, letting Akamaru run around in the middle as Tenten and Hinata petted him.
"You think this place is weird, right Shino? I mean, why would they give us a vacation now?" He said to Shino, leaning towards him slightly. Shino shrugged and acted out perfectly, "I dunno. Maybe all of the jounin ninjas go through this as a gift for all the hard work. I mean, we gotta get something in the end for losing legs, so to speak." He said, gesturing a head towards Lee. Kiba nodded. "Yeah..."
Choji ran up to them and sat down between the two boys. "I can't find my chips!" He yelled in a panic. "Shino, come to the kitchen with me to get another bag!" He clumsily winked at him and Kiba narrowed his eyes. They both stood up and walked towards the glass door, and Kiba raised an eyebrow. 'Wonder what that was all about.. Besides the chips.'
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"Hello Ino-chan!" Choji exclaimed jumping behind her. "What're you making? Something good?" he peered over her shoulder as his eyes widened.
"It's just yakiniku." She smiled at him and he cheered, "YEAH!!" Shino nudged him and he shut up.
"Oh. uh, girls, how about we have a sleepover in the living room?" Choji suggested, nudging Ino. "A sleepover in the living room?! That's perfect!" Ino turned to Sakura with pure joy written all over her face." We can play some games too. Like truth or dare."
"TRUTH OR DARE?! That's perfect too!" Sakura screeched and Ino and her jumped up and down happily, as if they had thought up the master plan themselves.
Choji grinned evilly and laughed, "Mwahahah!" Shino raised an eyebrow and Choji shrugged. "Seemed to fit in with our roles in this whole thing." And they both shook their heads and went outside to call everyone for dinner.
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"Crazy girls. why did they tell us to get our blankets and meet them in the living room by 9:30? Are we gonna hide in the blankets as they use pickles to get revenge-"
"I think we're gonna sleep down there. That's what blankets are for, remember?"
"Well, I was gonna say that after my first theory." Naruto threw the blanket over his shoulder and walked up to Sasuke. "Why? We can sleep perfectly in here." Sasuke finished folding his blanket and carried it in his arms like a baby. "I dunno. Maybe we're gonna bond or something."
He shrugged and looked up at Naruto, who's eyes were full of worry. "It's okay you little baby, nothing bads gonna happen. And if it does, I'll protect you." Sasuke admitted, because he knew that Neji came up and interrupted Naruto before he could say anything. "Let's go."
Neji, Sasuke, Naruto, and Shino all came out of there room, as Kiba's room approached them and they all bended in into one big crowd. They all walked calmly down the stairs, to meet the four girls at the bottom, all in their pajamas, waiting.
"Hello boys! Follow me." Ino said and walked away towards the living room, the other kunochi giggling like little school girls and following. The men looked at each other for comfort and Naruto hid behind Sasuke as they all went into the living room.
Four couches were all in a circle, and the girls took seats on one of the couches, and the other boys also took seats, sitting by their closest friends, Kiba near Shino, Shikamaru near Choji, Naruto clinging by Sasuke and Neji and Lee all took seats and the four girls all sat on one couch together, everybody got comfortable.
"Okay, now do we sleep or something?" Shikamaru said, also as oblivious as the rest of the men, save Shino and Choji.
"Of course not, it's only around 9:30." All the men gulped, this was going to be a long night.
"We are gonna play truth or dare." Sakura smirked devilishly.
"Agreed?" Ino asked. Before anyone could object Ino exclaimed, "Good! I'll go first." Everyone looked around like scared dogs, most of them haven't even played this before."Sakura-chan!" Ino said and everyone sighed with relief, but still was tense. Sakura nodded. "Truth, dare double-dare?" Ino asked.
"What's double-dare?" Sakura replied. "Double-dare is when you can pick out of two choices!" Ino explained and Sakura nodded. "I'll do that." She decided.
"Okay!" Ino giggled as the idea came into her head. Sakura let out a nervous giggle, and nodded to hear Ino's idea, "either choose: take off your bra and stay half naked like that for the rest of the night," Sakura's eye's widened and she shook her head, "Or, two minute make out with Lee in the closet. Lee will tell me if you did or did not."
Choji and Shino glanced at each other quickly, then Choji snapped back to watch Sakura.
'Do it for Konoha!'
Lee crossed his fingers behind his back and clenched his eyes shut. "Make out with Lee." She chose, and Lee opened his eyes and his look changed from hopeful, to suddenly very happy. Like that wasn't unusual.
"Yes!" Ino exclaimed gleefully as Sakura stood up and offered a hand to Lee. His eyes shone as he took her hand, and instead of going to a closet, they went to the bathroom that was on the side of the middle hall. He opened the door and she walked in, then he followed her and shut the door behind them.
"You don't have to do this if you don't want to, I'll tell Ino that you did." She shook her head at the thought of backing out of a dare that Sakura knew that Ino would do in a second. She grabbed the collar of his shirt and pushed him down on the toilet seat, then pressed her lips against his somewhat roughly.
His eye's widened as he felt her warm thighs on either side of his thighs, she had sat on his lap! She held him close with her arms around his shoulder's and her tongue fought desperately, tracing the bottom of his lip so he would know to let her in.
He let his eyes drift shut, even if she was only doing this because it was a dare, he slowly opened his mouth to let her tongue explore his, because he knew he might never get a chance like this again. He wanted to cry out, pull her against him forever so that the moment could stay like this forever, but he instead wrapped his arms around her, and kissed back, pushing his tongue against hers, but gently pressing his lips against hers.
He wanted to moan, but he knew that Sakura would think of him as weird. After all, it was only her tongue. Plus her pushing up against him likes that, the warmth of her body seeping through his clothes, as if they were both naked. He wanted to cry too, because he knew she didn't mean it. Instead of doing either, he focused on her.
The door opened suddenly and Ino stood there. "Uh, just checking." And she shut the door quickly, and footsteps could be heard running away as Lee pulled away.
"See she saw us! She has proof!" He exclaimed, pointing at the door where Ino had stood. "Why are you so eager to get away from me? Don't you want to kiss me?" She spoke the first part, but the second part was a half whisper with realization. Maybe after all these years, Lee had gotten over her.
"You don't even understand how much I want it's just... I know that it is fake, only because it is a dare, and it hurts me, I can't pretend anymore." He spilled. She realized that he didn't want to use her like that.
"I could have chose going half naked if I didn't want to do this, it would be a lot easier and less awkward." His eyes shone with pure happiness. "So, you like me?" she smiled and touched the side of his face tenderly. "I know that you like me, which makes me think that I can do whatever I want and you will be there to catch me if I fall, and I care about you deeply, so I guess I like you." She giggled the last part, and he opened his mouth to scream, "victory Gai-sensei!" But she caught his open mouth in a sincere kiss.
Then there was a knock on the door, and Sakura stood up, letting Lee stand up too. She opened the door and Ino was there, grinning devilishly. "Hey, did you two have fun?" They both blushed then returned to the living room, and Lee admitted to her making out with him and everyone clapped somewhat and he did his victory dance until Neji pulled him down.
Sakura watched Neji calm him, then thought, 'this is it! This is my chance to help Tenten out!'
"Neji, truth, dare, or double-dare?" Neji didn't want to do anything stupid, so he picked, "truth." Sakura sighed, then brightened, for there was still hope! "Okay, would you lose your virginity to Tenten?" She asked slyly, and both Tenten and Neji blushed. "How would you know if I'm still a virgin?"
"Shut up and answer the question!" Ino said, killing any suspense that might come to kill her.
"I..Would.."
"GYAA!!!" Ino and Sakura cheered and Hinata smiled and tugged slightly at Tenten's sleeve, and Tenten blushed like crazy. Everyone else's mouths dropped and Naruto stifled a giggle. Neji glared at him, daring him to laugh. Even though Naruto kicked his butt once, that glare meant certain death, and even Naruto accepted that, hiding behind Sasuke.
"my turn." Neji devilishly said, and the girls calmed down."Naruto-kun. Truth, dare or double-dare?" Naruto wasn't listening when Ino explained double-dares, so he chose, "Dare!" It didn't take Neji long to think up a good dare, he usually linked them with things that people liked, so that they would do it with a better performance. Seriously, I think everyone here what Naruto's favorite thing is.
"I dare you, you go to the nearest neighbor, and ask for ramen," Naruto grinned, but Neji finished with, "Stark naked." Naruto sat with his arms crossed, but didn't think this one out for long, for he loved ramen, and didn't know that they had tons of it in the cupboard in the kitchen. So he stood up in the middle of the circle and nodded. Sasuke looked up at him questionably, and Naruto said to him, "If I don't get out of this alive, then tell Neji's mom that I had fun last night!" And with that he ran away, out the door, ripping off all his clothes before Neji could kill him, waving at him, and then jumping over the gate and running down the block.
He spotted a house that was across from theirs, but about a half of a mile down he road, and it was a little smaller than their house, but then again, they lived in the Tasuka estate, so that was that. He sped up then slowed to a trot and stopped at the house, and panted for a bit. It was cold out! He held his sides as he looked up at the windows by the looks of it, the residents were still up, and he breathed out, knocking on the door.
He waited for about 3 minutes, then an old man opened the door slightly, saying, "I have diabetes, I don't want any of your damn cookies." He growled, not realizing that the person in front of him was in fact a 17 year-old young man, or that he was naked. "I'm not selling any cookies, you old fart. Do you have any ramen? I live in the Tasuka estate." The old man looked him over, still not seeing that he was naked. "Please?" He pleaded. The old man nodded and walked back in his house.
Just then Neji and Kiba appeared behind him, Kiba holding Naruto's clothes. "It's kinda cold out here, isn't it Naruto?" He joked, and Naruto snatched the clothes from him with a glare. The man came back out with Ramen and Naruto took it from him, and the three of them ran away, Naruto looking behind him, "Thanks old man!!"
"I'm not old!" And they all disappeared back into their own house.
'I'm going to get Kiba back for that stupid remark outside. Hehehe..' They all returned to their seats, and Naruto yelled out gleefully, "MY TURN!" He glanced over to Kiba with an evil smirk. On his face. "Kiba! What do you wanna do?"
"Double-dare." Kiba answered, knowing that Naruto forgot what it meant. "Give him a choice Naruto." Sasuke reminded him. "I knew that! Okay, either, tongue your dog, or strip and stay naked for the rest of the night." Naruto happily said, as if he made the best choices in the world, which wasn't exactly what Kiba thought.
Kiba looked down and breathed in, standing up and wavered as he stood in the middle of the circle, slipping off his socks, then taking off his shirt, throwing them to the side. His back faced the 4th couch and his front faced the sides of the 3 couches, and he removed all of his clothes, not shy at all, and the girls blushed, especially Hinata.
He finished and took a couch pillow, putting it over his groin as he sat down on the 4th couch alone. He was going to get Naruto back for that. but Naruto was already dared. He glanced over at Sasuke. 'Yes, I can make Sasuke punch him in the family jewels. Yes.. Wait no! Something worse than that.'
"Sasuke, truth, dare-"
"Dare." Sasuke said immediately, he didn't want to play around with stupid choices. He was sure he would do anything except for probably kill Naruto, which Kiba would probably want him to do.
"French Naruto, in front of us all." Kiba said, smirks and all.
Sasuke looked over to Naruto, who was blushing madly all of the sudden, clearly, the feeling was shyness. Sasuke wasn't going to act like he was disgusted, even if he wanted to he couldn't, he was more surprised that Kiba thought of that as a punishment. Kiba couldn't have picked a better fate for the young avenger. Sasuke stood up and stood in the middle of the circle, which meant he would kiss Naruto. Naruto also stood, it was his fault Sasuke had to do the dare anyway.
"Hey, you guys gotta hold each other, and do it for 20 seconds." They both hesitated, then awkwardly wrapped their arms around each other. "3...2...1, go." Kiba said and Sasuke gently pressed his lips against Naruto's soft lips, his eyes shut tight. The butterflies that Sasuke had thought died long ago suddenly jumped out of their graves and danced merrily in Sasuke's chest, pounding at the sides, they seemed to be making lots of babies, because the pounding kept getting harder and harder, and that wasn't the only thing that got harder.
He mentally took a deep breath and then pushed his tongue into Naruto's mouth, glad that Kiba gave him a time limit, or he would have to play it off like he only did it for 5 seconds. Surprisingly, Naruto let Sasuke caress his mouth softly, and Sasuke could have sworn that he felt naruto pull him in closer.
Sasuke tried memorizing everything about Naruto in that short time, the taste of Naruto's tongue, the feel of it, the smell of his embrace. He smelled really good, and Sasuke knew that if he wasn't currently making out with him then he would probably be falling asleep, the whole aroma somewhat lulled him.
They moved their mouths against each other's, and everyone's jaws dropped. "20! Hahahah!!!" Kiba said merrily, not realizing that Sasuke was enjoying it, and Naruto had blushed somewhat, confused of his feelings.
They both pulled away, and met each other's flustered gaze for a split second, then they looked away. "Sorry." Naruto whispered and they both sat down on the couches. "That's my line." Sasuke replied quietly as everyone started whispering to each other.
"No, it's my fault, you weren't supposed to be in Kiba's revenge." Naruto argued.
"Well, we didn't mean the kiss did we? It was a dare after all, it doesn't matter." Sasuke lied half-heartily, looking away from Naruto's hurt expression.
"Naruto, will you stop seducing Sasuke so he can pick someone?" Kiba growled
"I WAS NOT-"
"Hinata, same question." Hinata looked up, Sasuke picked her? She could imagine doing something daring, like the rest of their dares, or she could reveal a secret. She didn't want to reveal anything she didn't want to though, even though she seemed quiet she did have her secrets. "D-dare." she whispered.
"Yeah Hinata! Stepping it up!" Tenten nudged her and cheered. All the boys mouths dropped except for Naruto, who said, "what did she say? I didn't hear her." Sasuke shook his head then looked at her. "You sure?" He said somewhat calming, as if he were the nice doctor who was about to smack your knee with one of those hammers, and accidentally hit your shin.
She nodded, feeling braver, she felt she could do anything he had thrown at her. Sasuke smirked. He needed to help Kiba out because he gave Sasuke a reason to kiss Naruto. "Grab a hold of that little bugger," he pointed down at the cushion and Kiba yelled out, "Don't say 'little' and 'bugger' in the same sentence when your talking about my unit!"
Sasuke shook his head. "20 seconds." He mimicked Kiba.
Hinata blushed and hesitated to get up to sit in the middle of the circle, Ino got up and collected Hinata in her arms and sat her in the middle of the circle, and Hinata was still blushing.
"Come on, I know you have it in you. You can do anything, just change." Ino whispered this in Hinata's ear, and Hinata straightened out. Sure she had changed before, changed her lazy fighting ways, into almost beating Neji. This was just going to be another change. Hinata nodded, and Kiba got up and sat next to her.
She gulped, and her hand shaking made it towards his thigh. He was still holding the cushion tightly, but he let it loose and picked it up lightly, enough so that she could slip her hand in there.
"3...2...1 go."
Hinata clenched her eyes shut and held on to his (::Insert creative word for 'dick' here::) gently, and the feel of her warm touch made Kiba sigh out loud, but he didn't care if anyone heard, it was natural reflex. 'Thank you Sasuke! You're not a cold heartless bastard after all!'
With each passing second, he grew bigger and bigger, and by the time Sasuke had counted to ten, she decided to back out, but then she decided that she couldn't let Ino down and she kept holding tightly, which resulted in slight jerk, which resulted in making him gasp silently. She also gasped.
"I'm sorry I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?" She whispered, worried that he would blow up in her face.
"Not even close." He writhed under her touch, wanting it to happen again.
"20, you can pull away now Hinata." She drew her hand away slowly, and they both looked up at each other, and she could have sworn she saw desire flash across his eyes, but he blinked and it was gone. She stared at him for a moment, in disbelief.
"What is it Hinata?"
'Could he actually.. Want me?' She thought to herself. He raised an eyebrow as she just gazed off into the distance, and turned away as Choji yelled, "Oi, Hinata, it's your turn!" She snapped back to reality and nodded. She didn't want to seem like she wanted to start up another revenge thing, she could probably make someone else do something to Sasuke, but then again, she wasn't like that, so she chose, "Shikamaru-kun? Truth, dare, double-dare?"
Shikamaru thought this one out. It was too troublesome to do a dare so he chose, "Truth please." As if he were ordering coffee at a shop. She looked around and spotted Ino, who mouthed to her, "Please!" Hinata nodded, Ino had gotten her through to Kiba, now it was her turn to pay Ino back.
"Shikamaru."
"Hinata."
He sighed and she gulped, she couldn't mess this one up.
"What would you do, if Ino died?" Everyone shot questioning looks around at each other, then leaned in to hear Shikamaru's quiet, but straight reply,
"I would kill myself." He said, his mood changing from lazy and casual to suddenly serious and thoughtful. "O-oh." Hinata whispered awkwardly. There was a silence where Shikamaru was gazing into Ino's bright blue eyes, and the emotion between stirred with warning.
"Ino." He whispered again, everyone had held their breaths to hear their quiet conversation.
"Yes?" She said hopefully, sitting up on her heels.
"Truth dare, double-dare?" He asked too, but his hope was hidden.
"Dare."
Everyone turned blue from holding their breaths.
"Please kiss me." He said quietly, and before any of the other girls could cheer out the distance between them disappeared and she pressed her lips against his and pushed him lightly against the couch, she could feel tears form in her eyes. 'He does really want me!'
The tears of happiness spilled over her cheek and he slowly brought up a hand and used his thumb to wipe it away. She grinned against his lips and thankfully sucked on his lower lip and he opened his eyes, slightly surprised at the playful gesture. He laughed as she pulled away, and she also giggled a bit and she got up and wiped her eyes and walked back to her seat proudly.
Once everyone collected the bottom of their jaws, Ino cleared her throat. "Oh, Tenten!" She sung and Tenten nodded.
"Double-dare!" She answered before Ino could ask.
'Since I really didn't do the job last time... Here I do go.'
"Choose! Strip and stay naked like Kiba, or give Neji a lap dance." Neji's pants tightened at her words, this was a win-win situation. Unless she gives him a lap dance and tells everyone about his happy friend. She blushed deeply, but decided that one boy was better than all of them.
"Lap dance." All the girls cheered and Neji let out a deep sigh.
"I'll go get the tape." Ino said devilishly and ran off while Tenten groaned in horror. "Tape?" Neji asked thinking of duct tape. Ooo, kinky.
"Yeah, Beanie man and Ms.Thing tape." Sakura explained. "Tenten dances to it every night to relax her joints." She finished and Neji still was curious. "Not every night!"
"Well admit it, you're good at it."
"Fine whatever." A few awkward minutes later, Ino ran back with a small tape player and the tape in her hands. "It's okay Tenten, I mean, look at what I did." Hinata said, smiling innocently. Tenten smirked at her. "You're not that innocent."
Ino put the tape in and Tenten got up to sit in Neji's lap. "Oh yeah, I forgot. You have to sit on his lap for the rest of the night." Ino waved her hand like it was nothing. Tenten's jaw dropped and Neji blushed. How was he going to keep it down?
Tenten shrugged it off and breathed, sitting down on Neji's lap facing him. "Wait, no, do it on a chair, you do it better that way." Sakura suggested and she got up to go get the chair in the dining room. Neji picked Tenten up carefully, then when Sakura came back with the chair, he sat on it, with her not as blushing as much as before but still blushing.
"3...2...1 go." And Ino started the tape, which seemed to start out with the song 'Dude' and Tenten started moving like a snake, as if she had no bones in her body, writhing. While her upper body was rolling, her hips were pressed tightly against his, and he knew that she could feel his still swelling boner, because her groin was grinding against that too.
"I wanna dude with the wickedest slam,
I wanna 1,2,3 holla man"
She seemed to know how to move to the beat perfectly, holding on to his shoulders tightly so that she wouldn't fall off because of the movements she was making. She kept grinding her hips against his gently moving backwards and then forwards in time with the beat, and she leaned to breathe in his ear, "Do you like it?"
Her hot breath played against skin and Neji unknowingly nodded quickly. She flipped her leg over his head and spun around, back facing him and now facing the audience. She took his hands and guided them to her hips and she started rolling again, this time with her butt grinding in his groin, and she bended over then picked it up slow.
She held his hands on her his hands on her sides like she needed to. He would keep her steady for a million years. He watched her slender backside, hypnotized as if her butt were playing the flute and he was some cobra. If only, if only her hips weren't the only thing that needed balance.
'Do you like it? She had to whisper it in my ear like that.' He mimicked her in his head as the song ended. But alas, there is hope for our young hero! She had to sit on his lap for the rest of the night, he had to get her back for teasing him like that before.
He picked her up again, and sat back on the comfy couch, with her not fighting on his welcoming lap. Ino stopped the tape. Everyone's jaws were already dropped, even the girls who knew that she could dance like that.
"Okay! It's my turn! How about you Lee?" Lee closed his mouth and nodded.
"Truth, dare , double-dare?"
"Dare!" He cried standing up. "Okay, I dare you to..." Lee gulped and awaited his fate. She got up for a second and Neji looked up at her. "I'll be right back." She ran to the kitchen, got 3 glasses that were identical, and went into the bathroom, she came back out with the glasses on a tray, and they all had tags on them. She showed the glasses to Lee.
"These are mystery cups! But it's not really a mystery if you can see.." She took off her leaf head band and tied it over Lee's eyes. "The glasses hold, spit, tap water, and toilet water. Once you touch a glass, you must drink it." She put the cups in random order in front of him. He quickly reached for the toilet water glass, and started drinking it. A disgusted groan filled the room as he downed the rest.
"Ahh refreshing!" He said setting the toilet glass down. "Please don't tell me what I drank!" Sakura backed away from him a little bit, afraid of having to kiss him again. Tenten took away the glasses and then resumed to her position on Neji's lap. He happily held her around the waist and waited for Lee to pick.
"Shino! Truth, dare, double dare!" Shino looked over to Choji and shrugged. "Double-dare."
"Okay choose! Strip naked, or go to a house and sing a song beneath the window!" Shino didn't want anyone to see his bug holes so he got up and walked towards the door, Kiba got two cushions for his front and his butt, Neji carried Tenten, and everyone else followed to see the sonnet Shino would serenade someone in.
He disappeared in a big poof! And everyone else did too, to the nearest house save the old man's. Lee and everyone appeared behind him, and they all sat in the bushes as Shino approached the window, which the lights were on too, he just hoped it was a girl. He cleared his throat, remembering a song he had heard before.
"If...I should stay.." He started improvising, "I would only be in your way,"
"So I'll go, but I know, I will think of you every step of the way"
He held out his hands towards the windows as a girl around his age came to the window and he sung with his eyes shut tight, "And I will always love you I will always love you."
He sung out louder, not realized that the girl was now watching with interest, "Bittersweet, memories, that is all I am taking with me, so goodbye, please don't cry we both know I'm not what you need,"
he yelled, "And I will always love you I will always love you you" He turned in circle "I hope life treat s you kind and I hope you have all you dreamed of, and I wish you joy! And happiness, but above all this I wish you, love"
"AND IIIIIIIII!! WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!!! IIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! IIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! II WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUU-" he suddenly opened his eyes to see the girl now crying with happiness. She started clapping, sobbing madly.
"Uh, thank you." Shino bowed then walked away calmly.
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AN: ahaha i love that last bit. meh, i dont feel like doing a choji dare now, and my mom just got out of the shower and she s gonna yell at me to get off. My stupid twin is an idiot, and if she reads this, Gwen is madgwen is mad.
okieday, a little preview!
"Tell me , seriously, how did it feel?"
give ya a hint, its boy on boy.
i dont have anything better, all i know is whats gonna happen in the next one.