SWow! I'm glad you are all enjoying this fiction! I tried looking at every single song, but this one if the best I could find… I hope you aren't very disappointed, but I can't find anything! You reviewers never submitted a song!
Chapter One- Jean is such a… moron!
After a few spiked cokes, Jean watched the empty stage after a while, she had thought up something. Sher looked at Remy, who was looking at Rogue, who wa slookign back to Remy. Maybe a little sex and flirting wouldn't hurt the night…?
Jean walked upt o the stage, and drunkenly whispered something into the DJ's ear. He nodded, almost with disgust, and started the R&B music.
Tap, tap, tap "Huh! Oh yeah… This one's for you Remmy…" She said, almost fell over drunken. She smiled, and the Dj started the music.
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around
She's all over you (she's all over you)
I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be fucking me (babe)
refrain:
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't love
It just aint enough to leave my happy home (my happy home)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I dont care
But I know She ain't gonna wanna share
refrain:
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
I know I'm on your mind
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
Look at me shine
You aint blind (you aint blind)
I know I'm on your mind
I know wed have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
Look at me shine
You aint blind
I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
So I understand (I understand)
I probably be just as crazy about you
If you where my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then no friend possibly
Is a drag for me..."
Jean's sing faded away as she fell down unconscious. Everyone was laughing, even Raven and Rogue. Scott wasn't though- Jean being his girlfriend and hitting up on Remy was disgusting. He shot Remy a dirty look, and then he looked to the table.
Rogue was laughing so hard, that she fell out of her chair. For a moment, there was silence where Rogue was choking on her laughs and tears were freely falling from her eyes, but then she finally stopped, out of breath, and caught her cool again, going into mean sarcastic mode.
I hope you like. As you all can see, this story is just meant to burn Jean! The spiked Cola was done by a certain… caughs Aussie…
"Aye! I thought you could keep it a secrate, mate! Now 'Ow'll 'Ave t' burn ye 'air!"
"Gah!" Runbs away