Nez: Hooray for another Nehszriah/Zanbato work!

Zan: Yay!

Nez: This is one for everyone who faithfully read our Maraurder fiction and wanted more… or just random peoples. I will give little hints here and there for clarification, so people don't have to go through the entire 27 chapter monster that preceded this alternate ending.

Zan: How nice of you. What did you do to my sister?

Nez: -whacks little brother- Shut up, or we will be deleted for script writing!

Zan: Right! Oh, and we do not own Harry Potter, the Maraurders or anything else like that, except this fan fiction and Fish-chan and Nehszriah Meet the Maraurders.

Nez: The potato has a point.

The Revenge of the Maraurders

Chapter One: Lonely, So Lonely

Hogwarts

"Damn them!" Sirius Black growled. He brushed aside his soft black hair as he plopped down on his four-poster bed. His three friends, Remus Lupin, James Potter and Peter Pettigrew were each sitting on top of their respective beds in the dorm room, homework sprawled out before them. N.E.W.T.s were coming that summer term and all four boys were spending their Christmas break at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to study.

"What are you complaining about now?" James asked nonchalantly, not even looking up from his essay on transfiguring humans into chairs.

"The girls," Sirius sighed. "They left a year and a half ago and haven't even given us word on how they've been."

"Girls?" Peter asked stupidly. Sirius shot a spark at him with his wand.

"I think he means Fish-chan and Nehszriah," Remus laughed.

"Do you miss them too?" Sirius asked hopefully.

"Yes, of course. Still, they are probably back to their normal lives by now and well, at least I have no regrets. They were fun and at least we can still remember them," Remus answered.

"No regrets?" Sirius scoffed. He lay flat out on his bed and looked up at the ceiling, wondering what his Fish-chan was doing…

Nehszriah's basement

"Nehszriah!" Fish-chan whined. "Why is it so cold down here?" She took a flannel blanket from the couch and wrapped it around her frail body. She still wore her Cavaliers sweatshirt reminiscent of her Muggle school mascot, long blue jeans and platform flip-flop shoes. It was what she wore to see the Maraurders such a long time ago. Nine months had passed since their return to their rightful time and she still bugged her friend about going back. This was one of those times.

"I told you Fish," Nehszriah said, staring into a computer screen and typing away. "My basement is an ice-cavern. Just deal. That's what I do." Her Hot Topic pants and black shirts were still the same as ever, as was her sarcastic, cynical and often pessimistic disposition.

"I want to go see Sirius!" Fish-chan muttered.

"I told you, we can't go back!"

"Why not!"

"Fish-chan," Nehszriah said, her nerve quite worked. "Akina and I closed all the ports we could. The last one left can only be operated by going forward in time and besides, it is very dangerous. I wouldn't even want the guys to use it."

"How is it dangerous? Maybe we can fix it!"

"No, we can't. It moves spastically, therefore it is nearly impossible to close."

"But Nez…"

"What?"

"I'm sick of Muggle school. I don't want to blend in with all the weirdos any longer! I want to go back to Hogwarts!"

"Then what is stopping you?" Nehszriah muttered, taking a sip of the mug of cocoa that was sitting next to her keyboard. "You can go any time."

"You know I can't do that! I am Indirect Princess of Herfamiffapolous for one, an American for two and besides, I can't fly a broom over there and I haven't qualified for the Apparation test yet!"

"Can't you hear it?" Nehszriah asked as she started to type again.

"What?"

"The violin playing the lovely melancholy tune you're jabbering to."

"Grr…" Fish-chan growled. "Ever since we got back we have had to blend in with the Muggles, can't we even go off to the North American Wizarding Academy? I don't want to spend another day in that boring pit of a school!"

"Too bad. It will break poor Carl-kun's heart," Nehszriah said unemotionally. Fish-chan just took off the blanket and stormed off up the stairs, intent on shutting herself in Nehszriah's room and not coming out until it was time for her to go. Nehszriah knew bringing up Fish-chan's new Muggle boyfriend was not going to make the situation any better, but she couldn't really find anything that would. She knew part of what ailed Fish-chan was senioritis. It was what happened to many teenagers who went through Muggle school. During their last year of school, they would get rude, bossy, moody and generally become a pain in the rear for teachers and fellow students. Nehszriah could only sit at her beloved computer and watch her breath condense in the frigidness of her basement as Fish-chan read the manga collection up in her room.

Hogwarts

James walked into the Gryffindor common room cautiously. Sirius was still in his depressed state from earlier and he tended to hex moving things at random when he became this depressed. He wished he had his Invisibility Cloak at that moment.

"Relax," Sirius moaned, causing James to jump. "I'm not hexing anything. I'm not even holding my wand." James turned to see Sirius slouched in a big arm chair by the fire.

"Padfoot, I have something that might cheer you up," James said. His friend looked at him and scowled.

"What could make me feel better this time?" Sirius sighed. James had this thing about getting Sirius things to "cheer him up", when they just made him even more depressed, like the miniature figurine of Fish-chan he concocted a few months ago.

"I found a portkey."

"That's nice."

"It goes to the future."

Sirius's eyes went wide. He jumped up and grabbed James by the collar.

"Where is it! Tell me!"

"Follow me," James grinned. "Moony is already there." He led Sirius out into the hallway and towards a painting of a summer field. Muttering a password, he brought Sirius into the room behind it, where both Remus and Peter were waiting.

"Don't go Moony, my friend!" Peter squeaked. He shifted his attention towards James and Sirius. "Prongs, Padfoot, please don't leave me!"

"Then come along," James said.

"It's too dangerous! You could be killed!"

"We don't know that, now do we?" Remus laughed. He stepped into the middle of the bare room, followed closely by James and an ecstatic Sirius. An electrical surge went through the air and in a flash, the three seventh years were gone.

"Moony? Padfoot? Prongs?" Peter asked nervously. He went to the center of the room like his friends, but couldn't cause the same surge they did. What had happened?

Somewhere dark and small

"Ow! Remus! Get off me foot!"

"Only if Padfoot removes his arm from my face."

"Was time travel always this horrible?"

The three Maraurders were cramped inside a dark closet of some sort and weren't very happy about it. Somehow Sirius was able to find a doorknob and turned it. All of them poured out of what was now visible to be a broom closet and nearly into a crowd of kids around their own age. No one really seemed to notice that they were in their black Hogwarts robes. In fact, most kids were dressed up strangely themselves. Cheerleaders with face paint on, random wizards, mystical creatures and even anime cosplayers shuffled past each other in the hallway.

"Where are we?" Sirius whispered.

"I don't know," James answered.

"High school," Remus muttered, dragging his friends in the direction of the crowd. There they found a cafeteria filled with teenaged kids, laughing and eating and having a generally fun lunch period.

"What the…?" Sirius said, completely awestruck. "Are these Muggles?"

"Yes," Remus said.

"Wow. Moony could have been doomed to this if he wasn't accepted at Hogwarts," James chuckled. Suddenly, he was knocked over and thrown to the ground.

"Get out of my way, freak," a rotund senior male dressed as a car mechanic grunted as he walked past poor James. He started to walk over to the lunch line when someone wearing an outfit quite similar to Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, complete with a long blonde wig and metal covering for the right arm and left leg which were exposed by carefully placed rips in the cloth, stepped in front of him and smacked his head.

"Adam!" the person snapped. "Don't do that! You know better!"

"I just got out of Auto Tech!" the one called Adam whined. "I've had too much exhaust fumes to care!" With that, he grouched away to the lunch line, muttering something about Bosco sticks.

"I'm so sorry!" the Elric look-alike said as James stood up. They looked each other square in the eyes and the stranger gasped.

"What?" James asked. The stranger just took him by the arm and led him over to a table on the other side of the room with Remus and Sirius following.

"Look who's here!" the stranger exclaimed. The other occupants of the table looked at the three newcomers and all seemed to squeal at once.

"This is strange…" Sirius whispered. Remus and James nodded their heads in agreement.

"Don't you recognize us?" a girl with natural blonde hair and what seemed like purple highlights giggled. She had on a Pink Floyd shirt, electric green fishnet and Hot Topic pants relevant only to…

"Tsuki?" Sirius asked, flabbergasted.

"Yup!" she grinned. Now the boys could recognize some of the other table occupants. Fuf was sitting in a stereotypical Romanian vampire costume, Chels had on a wizard's robe and there were a few others the Maraurders could not place with a name. They looked over at the anime cosplayer and their mouths gaped.

"Nehszriah?" Remus asked.

"At your service," she grinned, bowing at the waist. The Maraurders could feel this would be a long visit.

Okay… now here is a list of things one might need to know…

1. Nehszriah and Fish-chan have only aged nine months since their last visit with the guys. Said males however, have slacked off until winter of seventh year to find the girls, and they are older henceforth.

2. This is an ALTERNATE ENDING! This means that my other ending is null and void in this particular reality.

3. The kids from the present, meaning the Muffin Mafia, Nehszriah and Fish-chan, are masquerading as Muggle kids, going to Muggle school, being taught magic on the side. This does not mean they aren't learning magic as powerful as the guys, but just not at the same times.

4. It is a spirit day at the high school the boys were dropped into. Thus explains the odd clothing for people. Also, Adam muttering "Bosco sticks" means a really good cheese-filled breadstick. I love Boscos!

5. Sirius and Fish-chan were a serious item according to the first fiction. Remus and Nehszriah were a sort-of item and each of the Maraurders have a Muffin counterpart. (Sirius, Tsuki; Peter, Chels; James, Akina; Remus, Lauren)

6. Fish-chan saying she was an Indirect Princess of Herfamiffapolous is just her referring to her mom and step-dad being queen and king of said imaginary country. The real Fish-chan is not a princess, not even an indirect one. Ha. Yeah. Whatever.

7. I hate Peter. Since I hate Peter, he shall be in this fiction for the minimal amount of time. Peter fans, go away. You have been warned. He could be tortured. Hey, I warned you.

Now it is time for me to leave you all to click that wee little button and review. Please be nice if you think it sucks and didn't read Fish-chan and Nehszriah Meet the Maraurders. That is the back-story I am working on. Domo arigato in advance for reviewing!