Nez: We is not owning McDonalds, Coming Home Dances or other normal things like that.

Zan: Like the Maraurders?

Nez: No. We do not own the Maraurders, but they are not normal either.

Zan: Are we normal?

Nez: -eyebrow raises- Seriously?

Zan: -happily nods head-

Nez: We are not normal. We are writing fanfiction. We are not normal human beings.

Zan: -thoughtfully- What is normal anyways?

Nez: -smacks forehead-

Chapter Five: Saturday Night Fever

It had been an eventful Saturday for James, Remus and Sirius. They woke up in Mark the Scone's house, nearly forgot where they were and who the Scones all were, went shopping for stuff to wear to the Coming Home Dance they had been "invited" to and were finally eating in a place called "McDonalds".

"So what is this thing called again?" James asked, holding up his burger.

"That would be called a Big Mac," Jay said.

"Its quite large," James said.

"Its supposed to be," Remus said, biting into a McChicken. Being the Muggle born, Remus knew these things without feeling stupid.

"Come on Sirius, eat your chicken," Luke said. Sirius just looked at the formed nugget-shaped things in front of him and glared.

"I need to de-hex them," he snarled. "They can not be trusted."

"Oh, shut up and eat," Aaron said. He wasn't very happy about eating at McDonalds in his dress pants and white collared shirt and tie. No one else seemed to mind being all dressed up though.

"I'll be a second," James said, getting up and walking away. Shortly afterwards, he returned with a plastic fork and knife. He sat down and started to cut up his Big Mac.

"What are you doing?" Mark chuckled. Everyone else, except James and Sirius were in hysterics at the sight of James cutting up a Big Mac.

"Eating," James said bluntly. He cut up another bit and ate it.

"Okay, well hurry up. We have to get there soon," Alex said, looking at his watch. With that, everyone rushed their food, even Sirius and the un-trustable nuggets and they went and piled into the minivan and rode off to Glenview High. Luke got to sit on the floor because he was so little and when Mark had to make a sudden stop in the parking lot, he would have flown out of the windshield if Remus hadn't grabbed his collar to hold him back.

"Thanks," he told Remus as they walked up to the school doors.

"It's alright," Remus smiled. "Hey, where did the girls go to dinner? Did they go to a different McDonald's?"

"Nope!" Mark laughed. "Patience likes her Drunken Noodles, so the Muffins all went out for Thai."

"Drunken Noodles?" Sirius asked as he handed the Student Council lackey his ticket, which she marked and gave back to him. Once all the Maraurders and Scones were in the building, they forced their way thought the crowd to the coat room, ditched their jackets and went out in search of the girls.

"Now where did they say they'd be?" Jay asked, scanning the crowd. He and Aaron were the tallest in the bunch and so they were trying to find a hint of the girls.

"Where are they?" Aaron asked, becoming quite flustered.

"Look for Nehszriah," Mark suggested. "She's the tallest."

"Fish-chan!" Sirius nearly squealed. He ran over to his Fish-chan on the other side of the crowded gymnasium to her. She looked much different with makeup on and a purple dress. Near instantly, Carl-kun attacked Sirius and they started fighting again.

"Silly weirdos," Luke sighed.

"Hey! I think I see them!" Jay said happily. "Tsuki! Gomer! Fufu! Over here!" He waved wildly as six girls moved in a pack towards them. James and Remus could barely believe their eyes.

The Muffins were drop… dead… gorgeous.

All six of the present Muffins were barely recognizable at first glance. Everyone was out of their cosplay costumes and were all dressed up. Tsuki had on a Chinese-style dress and had her hair in an elaborate bun; Akina was in an elegant deep purple dress; Patience had on a black tank top and shorts, electric green tutu and neon green and black striped socks; Fuf's dress was blue and her hair done up; Chels in a pretty lavender dress and Nehszriah, of all people, was in a short cherry red dress and her hair was all curled and bouncy. All of them had makeup on, which didn't look really plausible, particularly for the Fuf or Nehszriah.

As the Maraurders gaped, it seemed as if the Scones could barely believe their fortune as well. Mark happily went along and started dancing with his Patience and the rest of the two groups just stood there and stared each other down.

"So are you guys going to ask us to dance or what?" Tsuki asked after a while. Luke happily jumped forward and he and Tsuki went off to dance. Jay nearly dragged "Gomer" off to dance, Alex took Akina and James took Chels, until the Fufu and the Remus were standing there together.

"Umm… hi?" Remus said, face going red.

"Hi," Fuf muttered.

"Do you want to dance?"

"Sure."

"Stop trying to steal Fish-chan away from me!" Carl-kun snarled at Sirius. They, along with Fish-chan, were over by the punch and cookies table and neither Fish-chan or Sirius were finding Carl-kun's ranting pleasurable.

"I told you, I'm not stealing her from you," Sirius sighed. "She can come to me if she wants, but for now, we are just good friends." He took a sip of the red punch and leaned on the wall.

"Sure… that's what you want me to think! I know what guys like you plan. Filthy British pretty boy, you."

"Carl-kun!" Fish-chan said, thwacking him with her purse.

"You like him because he's foreign," Carl-kun snarled.

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Carl-kun! SIT!"

With that, Carl-kun did a head-plant into the floor.

"Umm…" Sirius started.

"Never mind that," Fish-chan said with a strained grin. "Now, how are you?"

Now the rest of our "gang" was happily dancing the night away. Chels discovered that James had two left feet when it came to dancing and the Remus/Fuf pair did not dance very much, preferring to stay off to the side and chat.

"Hey, we'll trade dancing partners with you guys," Luke said as he and Tsuki came over to Remus and Fuf

"No thanks," they both said at once.

"Now, that's not how you get a new dancing partner," Nehszriah laughed. She hopped away from Jay, grabbed Remus by the hand and bounced away to have the two of them dance "Cotton-Eye Joe".

"Hey, she didn't even ask," Fuf said.

"I think that was the point," Jay laughed. He Luke, Tsuki and Fuf all laughed at the sight of Remus trying to perform the complicated line dance. Remus tried to copy some of Nehszriah's movements, but ended up tripping over himself a couple of times while Nehszriah was going about it all in heels.

"How can you do this?" Remus yelled over the music.

"Practice and balance," Nehszriah answered, spinning on her heel. Remus just wanted to collapse right there and die. Curses to him and his Muggle-born awkwardness.

There you have it! The whole Big Mac thing is actually based off a true story. (Having foreign relatives ROCK!) Do… do… do… Now I cut the chapter a tad bit short to accommodate for the… review replies… like promised!

Fufulupin/fuf/fufu: Thank you for coming and poking at the fic-thingie. I know you most likely found it most humorous out of all the reviewers.

Angelfish720/fish/fish-chan: We need to come up with some story lines for upcoming chapters that you know of… don't tell!

Zeraf: Domo Arigato for coming by all my stories. -bows-

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First off, I'm sorry for cutting chapter four so short, for I only just realized I did that. Curse me to eternal damnation Dante. -flames erupt- Just kidding. -purrs- Chibi-Neko-Nez-chan! -grins- Okay, now I have to go type out chapter six. This means I will be updating in a week and a half. -sticks out tongue- Meih. More like a few days, just to pace you guys. Besides, I am collaborating with a tuber and a gilled creature for these chapters. I need all the time I can buy. -winks- Review please! Domo arigato! -bowsmakes clicking noise-