Ok… apparently other people had Survivor ideas for Naruto, but I swear I'm not copying them. I haven't even read them… Also a nice and kind reviewer/new judge #1 has informed me of the Sound-nins' names, because I was too lazy to bother looking them up, so now I will call them by their proper names: Kin (girl), Dosu (Mr. Haystack), and Zaku (The Other Dude). Oh yes, and I have decided that if Shikamaru looks like a pineapple, then Sakura looks like a mushroom. And the Survivor judges will be…. KageOni1 and Deadly Squirell of the Underground. Yay, now for chapter 2.

Survivor: The Lost Naruto Tapes

Chapter 2: On the Island

The ninjas all stared as the ship pulled up to the island. It wasn't exactly what they had expected of the place where they would be vacationing for weeks. Instead of the resort they had been told was there, there were only a few tents for each team. This would not be a pleasant trip.

They all got off the ship and stood before a large platform where three relaxed-looking people (one of which everyone recognized from Gaara's therapy completion party as the girl that glomped Shikamaru) were standing. The first (Deadly Squirell of the Underground: the nice judge to imitate Paula Abdul on American Idol) stood up and began to address the crowd.

"Ok, this isn't the tropical vacation you were expecting, so we all have a confession to make… we lied. You are not here to relax; you are here to compete on against each other in physical endurance and survival training. My fellow judges and I will give you daily challenges and score you for how you completed them. We will also see that you remain safe and play fair."

Everyone muttered softly to themselves, and then Gaara asked the judges:

"Do we get eliminated if we fail?"

"Well, yes, the team that does the worst will have one member voted off of it," answered the mean and nasty judge (me) who was imitating Simon Cowell (Is that how you spell it? I dunno…).

"Yeah, dudes so like do your best so you can like win…" the surfer-like judge KageOni1 said. "So like, first challenge dudes, this challenge will decide like which whole team of dudes gets kicked off the island instead of just one person. You dudes gotta do a race across the whole island over to the camp site where you'll be staying. The last team there will be kicked off the island so like help each other out. Oh, and since Shikamaru's the host, his team only has to get two people to the finish point along with the Itachi/Orochimaru team."

"Ready, set, go!" counted Shikamaru.

Everyone zoomed into the forest to be captured on film by all the hidden cameras and viewed by millions. Gaara and the Sand-nins zoomed ahead on a cloud of sand until Naruto poured water all over them making the sand clump so they had to continue on-foot. Chouji was doing his giant meatball roll through the trees while Ino balanced on top. Suddenly, Kiba took a needle, and popped his ballooney self so they had to continue on foot slowed down a lot by Chouji who was out-of-breath and trying to plug the large hole in his flesh. Naruto's team and Kiba's team were waging an all-out war. Kiba made an illusion of Sasuke wandering in the opposite direction. Sakura of course followed him until Naruto and Sasuke retrieved her. Naruto poured bug spray all over Shino who had to immediately stop and take a bath so the bugs wouldn't die.

Finally they all arrived at the finish point. First it was Itachi and Orochimaru who had swung through the trees using Orochimaru's tongue to swing. Then, it was the Sand-nins who had gotten a head start using the sand. Next, it was the Sound-nins who had moved all the obstacles in their way using sound waves. Then, it was Neji's team who just got there the regular way without any foul play. After that, it was a tie between Naruto's team and Kiba's team who had played dirty the whole way. Last were Ino and Chouji, who had to stop to put a giant band-aid on Chouji's puncture wound.

All of the ninjas watched as Chouji and Ino were escorted away. Nobody noticed that they were put in a hidden sound-proof room where they could watch the show and laugh at all the others. All the ninjas realized that they could lose next and they would have a hard next few weeks on the island.

Ok. That's the end of this chapter. It gets funnier with Itachi and Neji… Oops I believe I have said too much. Don't worry though; I won't let that pervert Itachi take advantage of Neji. Well review well and maybe I'll post again next week.