Don't Mess Around With 'Dil
Don't Mess Around With Jim- Jim Croce
An account of the fight between Lykouleon and Nadil to win Raseleane.
Rune-boy is a faerie.
Thatz is a lazy bum.
Nadil is a snappy-dressing, dragon-killing
Princess-stealing son of a gun.
Yeah he's big and bad
As they've ever had
But he's louder than Rath can cuss.
And when the demons all get together at night
You know they all call Nadil "Boss"
Just because.
And they say you don't tug on Shydeman's cape
You don't echo Lady Jilge.
You don't pull the arm offa old Bierrez
And you don't mess around with 'Dil.
Well, outa south Draqueen came a Dragonlord
He say "I'm lookin for that youkai 'Dil
I ride the Light Dragon
My name's Lykouleon
But back home, they call me 'L'
Yeah I'm lookin for the king of the castle
Kinda tall and his heart is black
He done took my honey
And it may sound funny
But I've come to get my honey back."
And everyone say ACK
Dontcha know you don't tug on Shydeman's cape
You don't echo Lady Jilge.
You don't pull the arm offa old Bierrez
And you don't mess around with 'Dil.
Well a hush fell over the throne room
And Nadil put down the queen.
And when the cursin were done
The only part that wasn't bloody
Was the soles of Lykouleon's feet.
Yeah he were cursed in about a hundred places
But he picked him up his sword
And you better believe
They sung a different kinda story
When Nadil's head hit the floor.
Now they say, you don't tug on Shydeman's cape
You don't echo Lady Jilge.
You don't pull that arm offa old Bierrez
And you don't mess around with L.