Ummm… new chapter I guess, though I shouldn't, because I only got 4 reviews for last chapter. Oh well, I'll be nice and post sooner rather than later, but it won't happen again I swear. Sigh I guess I'll get on with it then. Here's my new chapter.

Survivor: The Lost Naruto Tapes

Chapter 3 (For lack of a better name): Things Happen

The night after they arrived at the island, after eating the "Survivor" dinner of coconuts and boiled seawater (they had to eat like castaways too) and falling asleep in 3-man tents for all the teams, Itachi snuck into Neji's tent. Itachi stood over the sleeping Neji watching him sleep peacefully (it would have been an awww, cute moment, but Itachi was getting "ideas"). Suddenly Neji, still half asleep, yelled "EEEEP, SPIDERS!" and grabbed the flyswatter he kept under his pillow (which was for killing spiders since he was terrified of spiders after his fight with the spider guy, Kidomaru) and began smacking what he thought to be spiders, in this case, it was Itachi's face. Itachi quickly ran away.

The next morning, all of the teams gathered on the beach to eat their breakfast (more coconuts…icky. And, gee, somehow Itachi had a black eye…hmmmm). After they finished, KageOni1 briefed them on their daily challenge.

"Like, dudes, today you have to like climb into that tree, swing on that vine and hit this cargo net and hold on. Then, you have to like jump off the cargo net and into the ocean. Oh, and like you dudes gotta do it in like, less than a minute. And the team that does worst gets one member voted off by the other teams."

Teams: ……. stare……..

Somehow Naruto's team went first. Naruto climbed the tree pretty well, but when he went to swing on the vine, he was too busy showing off and he hit the cargo net and just fell off onto the ground. Sakura climbed the tree, swung on the vine, and was about to jump into the ocean, but then she realized that it would mess up her hair, so she refused. Sasuke did the whole course all by himself in 45 seconds and proved that his team was totally useless.

Neji's team was next. Neji completed the course in 35 seconds, and Lee completed it in 37 seconds. Tenten was the only one on the team who couldn't complete it (she was freaked out about jumping from such a tall platform into the sea).

Then the Sand-nins got to show their stuff. Kankurou completed it in 50 seconds (he had some trouble with the tree climbing). Temari finished in 30 seconds, and Gaara finished in a record-breaking 10 seconds (thank you sand power).

Kiba's team went next. Kiba finished in 55 seconds (he sowed off too much), Hinata had less arm strength, so she couldn't get up the tree, and Shino finished in 28 seconds.

Orochimaru finished in 43 seconds (I wouldn't want to go after him… that tongue is gross), and Itachi finished in 23 seconds ('cuz Itachi rox your sox).

All of the Sound-nins (too lazy for names right now) finished in exactly 47 ½ seconds each.

Since Naruto's team did the worst, one member was going to be voted off. When the votes were counted, it was Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, Naruto… (continue with Naruto), Sasuke (from Naruto, duh).

They tried to lead Naruto away, but he refused to go. Finally, they had to call security, which still couldn't get him away until Shikamaru told him that there would be ramen in the hidden soundproof room where they would put him.

Then, after a dinner of gasp more coconuts, all the teams went to sleep…. except Itachi who was planning another trip to Neji's tent and Kiba, who was also planning a trip to Neji's tent… with a pair of scissors.

Hmmmm… What will Itachi do this time? Why does Kiba need scissors for a visit to Neji's? WHY THE FREAK AM I ASKING THESE QUESTIONS? REVIEW to find out, buahahahahahaha!