Rath the Knife
Mack the Knife- Louis Armstrong
A description of Rath from a random demon's point of view
Dig, man, there goes Rath the Knife!
Well, dragons have pretty teeth, dear
And they show them pearly white.
Just a big sword has that Rath, dear
And he keeps it out of sight.
When dragons bite with their teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread.
Fancy gloves though, wears that Rath, dear
So there's not a trace, dear, of red.
In the castle just this morning
Lay a demon, oozing life
Someone sneaked him round the corner
Was that someone Rath the Knife?
That swamp demon disappeared, dear
Just while adding to his stash
Now Rath's friend spends like a sailor
Did that boy do something rash?
By a rowboat out of Dusis, my dear
Aqua balls droopin down
Now the aqua balls ain't just for water
Bet you Rath is back in town.
One eyed monster,
Bierrez and Nadil,
Swamp spirit, Man-
Eating witch, now.
Oh, the line forms on the right, dears
Now Illuser's back in town!