Karaoke, Yes, Karaoke

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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, there.

We shall once again open on Team 7, because they're fun.

"Eh, eh, Sasuke!! Why did you have to go and steal my show!!!"

"I didn't steal it, I improved it dobe!!!"

Sakura sighed, listening to the two argue. She had gotten to dance on Sasuke, so she wasn't complaining, but she was a bit surprised she had lowered herself enough to play flirt with Naruto…ugh…

She shivered and continued listening to the other two rant at each other.

"You were g-g-great K-Kiba-kun," Hinata congratulated softly. He was good with the background singing, but her poor little heart was too delicate and kind to tell him that his dancing looked like a monkey on crack going into a seizure.

Shino nodded, and said nothing. But he probably thought the same thing as Hinata.

"Yeah, well, you know," Kiba flopped down on his chair, fake bling-bling clattering. He hadn't bothered to take it off. "We Inuzuka's are little known 'party-animals'."

He snickered at his own joke, and Hinata tittered along nervously. Take a wild guess as to what Shino was doing.

Ino returned to the table, a bit sweaty and disheveled, but radiant at the fact that she had gotten to dance with Sasuke-kun and ignoring the fact that this was probably the only time he was ever going to permit her to.

"Ino, do you have any pride?" Shikamaru asked, trying to disguise the outrage in his voice with his bored monotone.

"Hm?" she answered dazedly, her mind cooking up a daydream of little blonde Sasuke's and mini black-haired copies of herself running around a flowering lawn. "What do you mean Shikamaru?"

"He means you were throwing yourself on Sasuke like a whore," Choji informed good-naturedly.

A vein popped in Ino's forehead. "Oh, so you think of me as a whore, Shikamaru, is that it?!"

The shadow-nin closed his eyes in exasperation. He was going to have to have a long talk with his best friend about tactfulness.

"So troublesome…"

"Gai sensei's plan worked, I'm so happy!!"

Rock Lee jumped happily around his team's table, elated that his beloved sensei had succeeded into bringing passion into the club. Tenten was sulking because it seemed Neji was as susceptible to sexy girls dancing like wild animals as most of the guys in the club. The only one seemingly unaffected by the outrageous display was Gaara, and probably the only way he would've been aroused was if they were naked and covered in blood. But that's Gaara. Anyways, she was sulking, and didn't seem to notice the four empty sake cups before her teammate, which was probably the reason for his extremely out of character behavior.

Neji was downing a fifth sake cup.

And now that we have ignored Lee for a good paragraph and sentence, let's go back to what he's saying.

The taijutsu master stopped suddenly and held up his fist, eyes burning a la Gai sensei style. "But we have to make Gai sensei proud!!! We have to show we have more passion than Kakashi's students. And though it pains me to bring Sakura-chan down-"

Here his mind was replaying her dancing with Sasuke, only Sasuke was booted out of the picture and he was blissfully drooling in his place.

"-we must out do them!!! What do you say, Neji?"

"I'm not quite that intoxicated yet," the other boy muttered.

With a sweatdrop, Rock Lee surveyed the alcohol intake before him. "Neji, you're under-aged. Really under-aged. Where are you getting those?"

Neji pointed in the direction of the bar, where Anko was grinning and mixing drinks with a crazed look in her eyes. Lee blinked, several times. Then he turned back to his teammate.

"Errr…"

Neji got up and walked over to the bar, said something to Anko, and was handed a strange looking substance that might've been sake, might've been gin, might've been vodka, or a hellish combo of all three. He then walked back, and proceeded to drink nearly the whole glass in one go.

"Okay, now I am. Let's go."

He started off toward the stage. Lee followed, slightly shocked, but nonetheless moderately glad that he would make Gai-sensei proud. Tenten looked after them both in mild shock, before secretly plotting sweet revenge against Neji, though he really hadn't done anything wrong…

…other than look at other girls, and Tenten, believe it or not, is very possessive.

"You're just jealous that I can sing better than you, dead last!!"

"Yeah right! Well, I can dance way better than you!"

"I can pull of those moves anytime!"

"Only because you were watching with Sharingan, I saw you!!"

"Guys please!" Sakura groaned. "You're giving me a headache…"

With their classic lightning-glare-thing they both sat down, fuming. Sakura sighed and put her head in her hands. Sometimes being with both of them was, forgive me Shikamaru, so damn troublesome.

"Ne, Sakura-chan, I didn't know you could dance like that!"

She opened her eyes to see Naruto's grinning face. "It was a one time thing for you Naruto…"

She turned to Sasuke. "But I'd do it anytime for you Sasuke-kun!!"

Naruto hung his head and Sasuke pretended to look nonchalant and cold, but there was a very faint blush over his cheeks. Because no boy can ever have a girl dance on him and walk away unscathed.

And, he might like Sakura a little more than he would admit.

Suddenly, the music started again, a slightly smoother beat than the other one. All eyes turned to the stage as Neji walked on, mic in hand. Then eyes started to pop, because, after all, this is Neji we're talking about. As in usually stoic, cold, obsessed-with-fate-and-destiny Neji.

But five cups of sake and a glass of unknown liquor tends to change that…

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm, whooo oo oo, Where they at (Where they at) Where they at (Where they at) Where they at (Where they at) Where they at (Where they at)"
"THAT'S MY BOY, NEJI!!!!!!!!!!"
Gai cheered. He knew that his students would outshine Kakashi's!! He whirled around and shot the grey-haired jounin his good guy pose. Kakashi merely blinked. Gai face-faulted.
"Wow, didn't know he had it in him," Kakashi mused, before going back to his book.
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me - We three wheelin in the fo with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way?"
"(Hey, it must be the money!)"
Rock Lee pranced onto the stage, also carrying a microphone. He struck the classic good guy pose, and nearly cried in joy when he saw Gai-sensei across the room, shedding tears of joy at his students, who were in his eyes setting the most perfect example of youth and passion!!
Neji was ignoring his sensei and just concentrated on getting the words right. Maybe if they weren't dancing across the screen it would be easier.
"If you wanna go and get high wit me - Smoke a 'L' in the back of tha ben-z - Oh why must I feel this way?"
"(Hey, must be the money!)"
"N-N-Neji-nii-san…"
Hinata was close to fainting from utter shock. It seemed her poor little world had been turned upside down. Her cousin was up on stage, singing Nelly!!!! He didn't even like Nelly!!! Come to think of it, he didn't like much of anything…but still! What was the world coming to?!
She was so glad her father wasn't here to see this…
"In the club on the late night, feelin right - Lookin, tryna spot sumthin real nice - Lookin for a little shorty I noticed so that I can take home,"
"(I can take home)"
"You sure that's Neji?"
"Well, it isn't a Bunshin, or a Kage Bunshin," Sasuke replied, scanning the stage with his Sharingan. "It's safe to assume that it really is him…"
"Could it be Henge?" Sakura asked, rubbing her eyes for the fifth time to check that they weren't playing tricks on her.
"Maybe, but I think it really is him."
"Argh!" Naruto cried. "Who does he think he is, getting on and singing better than me?!!"
"She can be 18"
"(18)"
"wit a attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude - Boo as long as you a thicky thicky thick girl you know that it's on"
"(you know that it's on)"
"I peep sumthin cummin towards me on the dance floor - Sexy and real slow"
"(hey)"
Tenten was watching the stage in interest. Who knew Neji-san could sing so well? In fact, who knew he could sing at all?
'And' she wondered, smirking and getting up. 'How did he know that 'Ride With Me' is one of my favorite songs?'
"and sayin she was peepin and I dig the last video"
Neji raised an eyebrow. Was Tenten coming towards the dance floor?
"So when Neji can we go - How could I tell her no? - Her measurements were 36-25-34"
Yes she was. He turned in her direction and looked her straight in the eye. She stopped and crossed her arms, looking at him inquisitively.
"I like the way you brush your hair - And I like those stylish clothes you wear
- I like the way the light hit the ice and glare - And I can see you boo from way over there"
She felt herself grow hot as he smirked in her direction. 'He must be really, really stoned…but I could get used to it…'
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me - We three wheelin in the fo with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way?"
"(Hey, it must be the money!)"
"If you wanna go and get high wit me - Smoke a 'L' in the back of tha ben-z - Oh why must I feel this way?"
"(Hey, must be the money!)"
Rock Lee grinned inwardly. Finally, they would get some back-up dancers! He saw Tenten talking to Sakura, who grinned and nodded, then move over to Ino, who, with a angry glare in Shikamaru's direction, agreed as well. She seemed to go over in Hinata's direction awhile, but decided otherwise, and the three girls made their way to the stage.
"Face a body front and back, don't know how to act - Without no vouchers on the boo she's bringing nothin back"
Neji grinned as the girls once again tore up the dance floor, with the addition of Tenten. It was a much better view this time, and he was enjoying it while the small sane part of his mind yelled that he would really regret this once he sobered up. But sane little voices are there to be ignored :)
"You should feel the impact, shoppin with plastic when the skies the limit - And them haters can't get past that - Watch me as I gas that, fo dot six lanes - watch the candy paint change, every time I switch lanes"
"Well, who would've thought," Choji murmured. "Neji, of all people…"
"His lyrics make less sense than anyone's so far," said the grumpy Shikamaru, still disgusted that Ino was so content with throwing away her dignity. Of course, he shouldn't be worried about it, since it is so troublesome worrying about someone other than yourself. But we all know why, don't we?
"Shikamaru, maybe you should go up there and sing something…"
"I'd have to be twice as stoned as Neji to even get on there, four times as much to sing."
"Well, it's better than seeing you here brooding over Ino."
"I'm not brooding over Ino!"
"Yeah sure," Choji went back to watching the performance, knowing that if Shikamaru were in denial, he was really in denial.
"It feels strange now - Makin a livin off my brain, instead of 'caine now - I got the title from my momma put the wip in my own name now - Damn shit to change now - Running credit checks with no shame now - I feel the fame now"
"(come one)"
"I can't complain"
"(No more)"
"Shit I'm the main man, now - In and out my own town"
"(I'm getting)"
"I'm gettin Pages out of New Jersey, from Courtney b Tellin me about a party up in NYC - And can I make it?"
"(Damn right)"
"I'll be on the"
"(next flight)"
"Payin cash"
"(first class)"
"Sittin next to Vanna White"
With that he jumped off the stage and moved into the throng of dancers.
"That's my move!" Naruto whined.
'That's my girl,' thought inner Sasuke as he saw Neji a bit to close to Sakura for his own comfort.
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me - We three wheelin in the fo with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way?"
"(Hey, it must be the money!)"
"If you wanna go and get high wit me - Smoke a 'L' in the back of tha ben-z - Oh why must I feel this way?"
"(Hey, must be the money!)"
Neji was also to close to Sakura for Tenten's comfort. She quickly broke from the other two dancers and tapped his shoulder. As he turned, she smiled at him, and the two immediately started their own little number. He was grinning as he sang the next part, and inner sane Neji was banging its head against his brain walls.
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me - We three wheelin in the fo with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way?"
"(Hey, it must be the money!)"
"If you wanna go and get high wit me - Smoke a 'L' in the back of tha ben-z - Oh why must I feel this way?"
"(Hey, must be the money!)"
Then he broke off with Tenten, and faced the audience, singing the next part to them with a triumphant smirk on his face.
"(check, check)"
"Yo, I know somethin you don't know - But I got somethin to tell ya - You won't believe how many people, straight doubted the flow - Most said that I was a failure - And now the same motherfkers askin me for dough - And I'm yellin I can't help ya - Yo Neji can we get tickets to the next show? - Hell no, (whatchu say?) you fo real?"
Lee blinked. Did Neji just spit a vulgar curse without batting an eye? He quickly checked his next solo and found to his dismay that there were many of those same curses and not to mention tons of sexual innuendo in it. He mentally groaned. 'For you, Gai-sensei!!'
Then he leaped off the stage and faced the audience.
"Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy - And I fly high - Niggas wanna know why, why I fly by - Hey yo, its all good - Range Rover all wood - Do me like you should - Fk me good, suck me good"
"Did Rock Lee say, what I think he said?" Kiba wondered aloud, aghast.
Poor Hinata was still trying to get over the fact that her dearly beloved cousin was singing and had just said m-m-m-m-mother-f-f, well she couldn't even think it!
"We be them stud niggas - Wishin you was niggas - Poppin like we drug dealers - Simply cause she butt naked - Honey in the club, me in the benz - Icy grip tellin me to leave wit you and your friends"
"Okay, it's official, Rock Lee and 'gangsta' don't belong together in the same sentence," Shikamaru muttered.
"But it's great for show," Choji replied. "Hey, is he trying to make a pass at Ino?"
"What?!" Shikmaru sat jolt upright and scanned the dance floor.
"No, my mistake," Choji tried to hide a satisfied chortle. 'Damn, Shikamaru looks like that creepy Sand guy when he glares…'
"So if shorty wanna... knock, we knockin to this - And if shorty wanna... rock, we rockin to this - And if shorty wanna... pop, we poppin the cris - Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist"
Out of the corner of his eye, Lee watched Neji dancing in the swarm of girls. He wasn't bothered as much about his teammate's out of character behavior as he was with the fact that Neji was getting all the female attention. Especially that he was getting Sakura's attention…especially since…was Sakura grinding on him?!?!
"city talk, Neji listen - Neji talk, city listen - Wanna fk fly bitches - When I walk pay attention"
"What language are you teaching your students, Gai?" Kurenai shook her head. "So vulgar…"
Gai's eyes were tearing. Who'd thought that his prized pupil, Rock Lee, his wonderful, excellent, blessed student could spit such vile curses and phrases from his mouth?! He clenched his fist sorrowfully. He would have to discipline him well, Neji too. There was something seriously wrong with the Hyuuga boy…
"See the ice and the glist - Niggas starin on the glist - Honeys lookin on they wish - Come on boo, gimme kiss"
With that he pointed at Sakura and winked. She shivered, then tossed her head and turned her back on him. Rock Lee felt a large bit of his pride crumble away, and not to mention he could feel the glare of two pairs of eyes burning holes in his back. 'Note to self, after performance, steer clear of Team 7…'
Neji moved back to center stage.
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me - We three wheelin in the fo with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way?"
"(Hey, it must be the money!)"
"If you wanna go and get high wit me - Smoke a 'L' in the back of tha ben-z - Oh why must I feel this way?"
"(Hey, must be the money!)"
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me - We three wheelin in the fo with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way?"
"(Hey, it must be the money!)"
"If you wanna go and get high wit me - Smoke a 'L' in the back of tha ben-z - Oh why must I feel this way?"
"(Hey, must be the money!)"
Tenten knew the song was coming for a close. She grinned to herself. It had been really fun, and now she would have excellent blackmail material, if Neji ever got on her nerves…
"Hey, must be the money - Hey, must be the money - Hey, must be the money - Hey, must be the money"
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me - We three wheelin in the fo with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way?"
"(Hey, it must be the money!)"
"If you wanna go and get high wit me - Smoke a 'L' in the back of tha ben-z - Oh why must I feel this way?"
"(Hey, must be the money!)"
The chorus faded out and somewhat shocked but wild applause followed. Neji and Lee went and took their seats, but Tenten and the other girls stayed behind on the dance floor, waiting for the next song and chatting about this and that.
Rock Lee shivered as he walked past Team 7's table, feeling glares arrow him. Okay, maybe that move with Sakura wasn't such a good idea…
"These Leaf genin sure are unpredictable," Kankuro murmured, but he had a smile on his lips. "Eh, Temari?"
There was no answer. He turned around.
Temari was nowhere in sight.
Yay!! 2nd chapter done!! It's not as good as the first chapter, but the song was difficult to write to XD Should've chosen an easier one, but I thought Neji singing Nelly would be fun Anyways, I love all of your reviews! I'll try to include all the pairings you request for, but I might mix things up based on what I've seen floating around. Yeah, that dancing part up there was for anyone that's a fan of Neji/Sakura XD
Dark Nemesis 7: Interesting idea for Rock Lee, and I'm trying to see who I would put to sing the Thong Song, any ideas?
Kawaii Yoshi: I've already got a number for the teachers lined up, but it's going to be later (evil cackle) And yeah, Hinata's going to sing something, quite a few things XD Interesting Idea with Rock Lee and Gai, I'm going to have to work that in lol
BrokenAngel,ForgivenDevil: I had a few plans for Hinata. I was going to do more emotional songs for her, then have her sing Pink XD But… (grins at the idea of Hinata singing 'Naughty Girl') And as for Gaara, I was playing around with ideas for him, but I'll keep that in mind
Thank you everyone else I'm glad you like it Ja Ne!