A/N: Beware of the crackish fluff. And the OOC Bakuya. That being said, revel in the abnormality.
Happy Birthday
"Onii-sama, why did you call me here?"
"As a responsible elder brother, I felt that it was my duty to present you with a gift for your birthday."
"Ah. I see. Thank you for your thoughtfulness, Nii-sama. Might I ask what it is?"
A very, very rare flash of mirth across the elder Kuchiki-sama's lips.
"There really is no need. You'll like it. I'm quite positive."
Byakuya nodded his head slightly, and clapped with an authorative air
A door opened grudgingly, slowly.
Renji walked in, grudgingly, slowly. With a matching pink blush.
Renji in a matching pink bunny suit walked in grudgingly, slowly.
Rukia said nothing. Byakuya was slightly worried that she might not like his well-thought out and valueable gift. A picture of fukutaichou Renji of the Sixth Division in a pink bunny suit could go for enough money to buy a Soul Cutter.
Rukia, emotionless painted on her face, slowly crossed to Renji. Petite hands lifted his head.
"It's ugly," she said blankly, blatantly. Renji moved to retort angrily. Rukia smiled.
"But I love it."