Gar-chan
Ragdoll- Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
giggles a song describing Garfakcy. It may not be from Kharl's Point of View, but we all hope it is.
Oh, come on. You know it's true! Kharl and Garfakcy shall be wed! Say it with me!
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Rag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Not-all-brown) When he was just a kid his hair was not all brown
(Not-all-brown) They always glomped at him when he came into town
Called him Gar-chan, pocky Gar-chan
Such a pretty face should be dressed in lace
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Gar-fak-cy) I'd change his mad hair into glad hair if I could
(If-I-could) My folks won't let me cuz they say that he's no good
He's a Gar-chan, such a Gar-chan
Though I love him so, I can't let him know
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Gar-chan, ooh)
I love you just the way you are
A-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (Gar-chan, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh