Disclaimer: I don't own nobody!!! ;_; *softly sobs*. heh, just like adult swim ^_^ lol. *ahem*, aannnyywwayyss.

A/N: Hiyas, y'all!! Its soo hard without internet access on my computer at home!!! I mean, I can write things at home but all I can do is save it onto a floppy disk. I have to go to the library to upload, read, review, check e- mail. you know, the things you people probably do at home like I used to be able to do but we don't have internet right now because we're moving and they haven't hooked it up at the house we're at right now and so, yeah. boring. oh! I gotta tell you guys something really quick before the story. it's a real-life story ^_^ lol anyways, wed. night I went to Taekwondo instead of church because they didn't have it that night because they were deep-cleaning it (it really doesn't look like they cleaned it though.) and on the way home my nana listens to an oldies station and they had a request- a-song type show on there and they gave out the number and when we got home (or the house we're staying at right now, either way), I called them and for once I actually got through and requested an oldie song sung by Sakamoto. can't remember the name of the song _ and they played it! ^__^ I was so happy!! While I was waiting for them to play it, I had to go out to the car to listen because the radios in the house wouldn't pick up the radio signal and so I held an over-the-phone stake-out in the car with my boyfriend and an hour later they had my voice from the phone convo. on there and they played my song and I was so happy!! It was so kewl!!! And I'm writing this before my fic so I have no idea what it's gonna be about.. Anyways, on with the show!!!!!!

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Last time on "TASKETE!":

Stunned, Kagome just stood there. Then, in the middle of his lecture, she hugged him so tight that his face started to turn blurple (blue/purple. and he's a half demon! Man, she must have one heck of a grip.), and he couldn't really move all that well. "Can't. breath. grip. too. tight." is what he managed to wheeze out. Kagome heard this and loosened her grip, which is what she was gonna do anyways, but anyways. (lol! Anyways, anyways! Ok. I'm weird. did I mention that already?) Once Inuyasha got out of Kagome's "death of a thousand death grips" and caught his breath, Kagome had already packed, or she had it altogether already, he couldn't tell which and they were off.

Once back in Japan's Feudal Era, and greeted by all their friends and squeezed almost to death by Shippo (he learns well. ^_^ *tee hee*), they set off again in search of the jewel shards.

Chapter III: Action! Part I

Last time we were with the group they had just left Kaede's village. Now, two seconds later, there was already a heated battle ensuing!!!

"SHUT-UP YOU BAKA AND STOP ASKING ME THAT STUPID QUESTION!!!!!"

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST ANSWER IT SO I'LL *MAYBE* GO AWAY!?!?!?"

"Alright, what was the question again?"

"AS IF YOU COULD FORGET, KAGOME!? MONK, IF YOU SO MUCH AS LAY A FINGER ON HER YOUR DEAD!!"

"Well, Lady Kagome, I was just about to ask you."

"HHHHEEEENNNNTTTAAAAIIIII!!!!!!" *smack, punch, upper-cut, jab, knife-hand, HIRAIKOTSU!!!!*

Once he recovered. "Ooops, my apologies, Lady Sango."

"Uh huh, yeah, sure, RRRIIIGGGHHTTT!" (hehe, my saying. anyways.)

"MIROKU, WHAT WERE YOU ASKING ME!?!?!?!"

"I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ALREADY!!!!"

"Well, Lady Kagome, I was just about to ask if you would bear my child." (what else would he be asking?)

"NO . I . WILL . NOT!! NOW LEAVE ME AAALLLOOONNNEEE!!!!!" *AAALLLLOOONNNEEE!!! AAALLLOOONNNEEE!!! AAALLLOOONNNEEE!!! AAALLLLOOONNNNEEEE!!!! AAALLLLOOONNNEE!!!!* (( it's supposed to be an echo. get it? Oh well.)

"FINE!"

"SEE! I TOLD YOU THAT SHE'S MINE!!!!"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DOG-TURD!? I DON'T SEE ANY MARK OF YOURS ANYWHERE!!!" (imagine if he were a real dog. they mark their territory by peeing on stuff. eeeeeewwww!!!! Grrrrosssss!!! Anyways.)

"SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET HERE YOU WIMPY WOLF!?!?!"

"You people yell entirely too loud!" Kouga rubbed his poor little ears that look like elf ears with their little points at the end like Fluffy's. ok, anyways..

"Sango? Miroku?"

"Yes, Shippou?" they said at the same time.

"What are they talking about?"

"Well, Shippou, their just fighting over who gets to play with Lady Kagome." The ever-peverted-yet-majorly-bishiful-monk-wannabe Miroku supplied. "OOWW!!!" he yelled "and what, pray tell, was that for, Lady Sango? I was only telling the truth!" he whispered while winking at her.

"SHUT UP YOU HENTAI AND GET YOUR DAMN HAND OFF OF MY ASS!!!!!!!" she yelled right in his ear.

"OOOOWWWWW!!!!" yelled Miroku, Shippou, Inuyasha, Kouga, and Kirara (in a "meooooowwww type of way ^_^).

All of a sudden, this great big demon that looks like a phone (^_^ lol. what? Can't a girl dream?) came down out of the sky (it can fly too.) and something was talking out of the speaker and it said "Give me the jewel shards you impudent fools!! For if not, then I shall slay you!" (I'm in hyper/weird mode right now so forgive me. I'm just typing what's coming to my mind. pretty funny so far if I do say so myself ^__^. anyways. oh, and I think my phrase book it still packed away so there's really not a lot of weird Japanese in here.. I miss my ramen!! ,/_\,)

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A/N: Ummm. weird chapter. I had no idea what I was gonna write. I just wrote and it came out like this.. Hope ya liked it anyways ***thank lovely reviewers yet again***. Here's a website recommendation. I think I'm gonna have these at the end of every chapter. if you have a webby, send me in your URLs so I might put what I think is the best one on here. anyways, this chapter's website recommendation is anime-family.tk !!! It's sooo awesome!!! I married Miroku so you people can't have MY pervert ^__^ lol, anyways, hope ya liked this chapter and I'll try to write more. anyways, I'll see you all next chapter on: "TASKETE!"

CREDITS TO THOSE WHO REVIEWED THIS STORY AND MY ONE-SHOTS:

DEMONIC ROSE - you reviewed "A Tale of Two Hearts" one of my one-shot stories, and "TASKETE!" chapter 2!

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SERENA ROSE - you reviewed "TASKETE!" chapter 2! Thank yas!!

kk, as always, THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL OF MY REVIEWERS!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! *hugs* Ja ne, minna-san!

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