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Summary for chapter: First day of being the lady of two damn parts of Japan sucks! Kagome says so herself when she has to agree to all these damn freaking terms! And the mystery of the missing pen.

Warning: Sexual touching…

A/N: Same as last time… but better baby! Flashing lights!

Chapter 4: The Missing Pen

"Blah" Kagome said to the demon council, balancing her pen on her nose. Sesshomaru flicked her ear "Kagome you can't say blah to the council men" Kagome dropped her pen and whined holding her ear. "Fat-so"

Sesshomaru glared at her and tugged her ear hard making her yelp. "Forgive her council she mentally unstable" He explained. "Loopy head!" she yelled sticks her tongue out at him.

One of the council members sighed "Are we done here?" he yawns and stares at Kagome. 'Old fag!' Kagome thought glaring at the man. "She looks as though she's going to eat me" the old man said almost fainting.

"Drama queen!" Kagome yelled at him. She didn't like this demon, from the minute she walked in here with Sesshomaru he's been a prick! Kagome picked and pen up from the ground and stood walking out on those bastards of demons.

The old man that was picking on Kagome smiled and clapped his hands "Yummy! She's a beauty! I love her!" he chirped giving Sesshomaru two thumbs up.

With Kagome and Shippo

Shippo circled Kagome tying her up with a ribbon "Shippo-chan where is Kanna?" Kagome asked before Shippo put the ribbon around her mouth. "Went with Naraku somewhere"

Kagome nodded and was fully covered in ribbon when Sesshomaru walked into the room. He raised an eyebrow at her watch her eyes dart around the room (since they were the only thing showing). Sesshomaru raised his hand and cut Kagome free turning to scold at Shippo but the sneaky little fox skipped out of the room.

Kagome started freaking out patting herself then Sesshomaru before crawling around on the ground looking for something. "What are you doing?" Sesshomaru said annoyed. Kagome looked up at him tears streaming down her face "I lost my pen…"

"Your what?" He asked taking his shirt off feeling hot. "The thing I was writing with earlier!" Kagome yelled pointing at him "The wonderful this man-kind made to make people happy while they write and it makes a cool clicking sound"

"That annoying thing you put to my ear and clicked hundred times?" questioned the now stripping Lord. "What are you doing?" Kagome asked watching him. "Its hot in here I must cool off"

"Why? You don't swear like human's do" Kagome said still looking for her beloved pen. "And why, if I may ask, do you think that?" Kagome looked at him "You're a dog demon and dog's don't sweat. True fact"

Sesshomaru nodded and took off all of his stuff clothing leaning against a wall watching Kagome. Kagome sighed and crawled over to the vary nude Sesshomaru "Sessy-darling! Help me"

He looked at her and smirked "I can't offer the help you need" again with the insane jokes. Kagome ran a hand down Sesshomaru's chest "Sesshomaru please help me find my pen…" she pouted circling his belly button with her index finger.

With the Inu-poo poo heads

Inuyasha roasted a three fishes and sighed "Hey Sango why didn't you go with Kagome?" he asked looking at the slayer. "Oh I just wanted to stay here with Kikyo and you. You guys are way funnier then that bitch"

Kikyo was still whining about her broken arm, cuts on her 'beautiful' face, and what not.

End of that and on to Miroku and Naraku talking!

Miroku explained the hand textures when you place your hand on a butt and Naraku made Kanna take notes. "So your telling me that females like being touched like that?" he questioned.

Miroku never knew Naraku was so damn naïve! The monk nodded and watched the evil man stand and punch his other hand with a fist "What we must go try this on beautiful Kagome!"

Dumbass Miroku laughed and stood patting Naraku's back "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship" then thought 'until you and I get the crap beaten out of by Kagome then you chase after me with that thing you found on the ground earlier'

With Sesshomaru and Kagome

Kagome climbed off of Sesshomaru panting "damn you" she panted "treating me into having sex with you…tsk tsk bad dog" They both pulled their clothes on just before Naraku and Miroku walk in.

Naraku sniffed the air "Someone just had a good fuck" he said teasingly winking at Sesshomaru and Kagome. Naraku moved over to Kagome grabbing her butt with one hand using the line Miroku told him to say "Kagome be a good little whore and fuck me"

The room got deadly silent.

far away in a random village

A girly scream heard followed by big booms

Back with them

Naraku pouted "Miroku told me too!" He said childish pointing to Miroku. Miroku and Naraku went all chibi and started a 'uh huh' na huh' fight.

"Uh huh"

"Na huh"

X1000

Sesshomaru picked the two chibi grown ups apart annoyed "You two stop acting like children!" he growled.

Naraku whined and tried to cling to Kagome but Sesshomaru held him back "I must touch my mate! I could die if I don't!" Miroku tried to get Kagome too "Then die and I'll take your place!" Kagome stood staring at the three men fighting.

Kagome looked down at the ground and saw her pen; she dove to get the pen that was by Naraku's feet. She picked it up holding it up "I found my pen!"

Naraku looked down at her and sat grabbing the pen from her pulling on it "It's called Totoyo and its MY friend!"

Sesshomaru gave up and sat down watching his mates fight over the pen or what Naraku calls it Totoyo.

A/N: Sorry its short but chapter 5 is going to be posted really soon! My ego is going up like 50! No no 51!

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