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Summary for the chapter: Going to Kagome's time. Sesshomaru and Naraku meet Souta! Kagome's 'owner' and Kagome's two annoying friends who keep hitting on Naraku and Sesshomaru, Sesshomaru almost killing them add these all together and you get the 5th chapter! (Ayumi is the nice one!)

Warning: sexual contact. F/M – some M/M

A/N: Reviews shall be answered! And that's all.

Chapter 5: Kagome's Time

Kagome's evil laugh filled the well hut thing. Naraku and Sesshomaru covering their ears glaring daggers into Kagome's back. Just remembering it made Naraku's little friend hard, she tricked two vary powerful lords into coming to meet the momster that crated this evil being!

Flash back-

Kagome walked towards the well slowly untying her kimono, sitting at the edge of the well the two lords' stops in front of the smiling Kagome. Kagome fell backwards into the well and the two lords followed after her.

End flash back- (……. Wow……)

She grabbed one of their hands when they refuse to step out in the daylight. "Come on!" Kagome growled turning pulling her hardest not budging the two.

Souta watched his sister try and get someone out of the well house, he already knew Inuyasha would just waltz out so it wasn't him. Souta ran out of the house in his socks, it was going to kill him if he didn't find out right that minute.

He reached Kagome and looked up at her "Hey Kagome" Kagome looked down at him and smiled "Hey Souta! Is Mama and Gramps home?" "No…"

She sighed and glared into the dark well house "I want you to meet Sesshomaru and Naraku once they stop acting like vampires!" she growled and twitched her left eye tugging on their hands again.

Sesshomaru stepped out towering over her glaring. Souta yelped and fell back shaking in fear, Naraku jumped out and sniffed around before looking at Souta smiling he pounced on the young boy. "A mini male Kagome!" he yelled happily nuzzling against the 14 year old boy.

(A/N: Making him 14)

"Get off him Naraku" Sesshomaru ordered coldly. Naraku pouted and crawled over to Kagome and pawed at her foot "Sesshomaru is being mean again…" Kagome giggled and patted Naraku's head.

Sesshomaru stared down at Souta "Who are you?" Kagome was about to answer for Souta but Souta being the little brave smart ass he is said "I'm Kagome's master" he stood and dusted himself off "You know own her"

Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow at him "Really now?" "Yes even though I have to get more help since she mentally unstable" Sesshomaru nodded and patted Souta's head "Souta was it? Tell me more about Kagome"

Kagome stared in disbelief at the two walking towards the house, Naraku stood and dusted himself off hugging Kagome tightly "Sweetie show me more of your world"

Kagome blinked and nodded dumbly leading him into the shrine house. Leading the dark lord to the kitchen, "This Nara-chan is the kitch…" Kagome started but Naraku zoomed past her and chased the now running cat.

"Oh dear god" Kagome sighed and smacked her head shaking it.

Sesshomaru knew he smelt a cat; he glanced around the room looking for the little bugger. Souta had left him in a room called the living room. Giving up on trying to find the feline he sat on the soft thing what was called a couch. At least that's what Souta called it.

Sesshomaru closed his eyes and smelt that damned cat again!

Buyo had just got away from that crazy hair with the long black hair, now was running into the living room to see a dog sitting on HIS couch! (Buyo's a boy)

Sesshomaru opened his eyes and looked at the evil cat getting ready to pounce on him.

AND THE SHOW DOWN BEGAN!

Sesshomaru stood and Buyo glares. A staring match!

With Kagome

Kagome sighed and kneed down to Naraku who went head first into a wall "You are okay Naraku?" she flipped him over and looked at the swirly eyed Naraku "Mommy my head hurts"

Kagome smiled and covered her mouth making her voice seem really deep (Like that one guy's voice in Star Wars Dark whathisface) "Naraku" she paused "I'm am your father"

Naraku went starry eyed "Father!" he clang to Kagome putting his head in-between his boobs "Daddy you have female parts" he said innocently looking up at Kagome "And you look oddly similar to my mate" he paused "I would have never left home if you were this beautiful I would have never left you!"

Kagome blushed and laughed a bit "Umm Naraku you were made by Onigumo… remember the human" Naraku backed away from her "No no! It's not true! I refuse to say its true!" he just broke down and started crying

Kagome patted his back and shook her head a bit "I'm sorry darling"

Outside of the shrine

Souta played with his soccer ball when those three friends of Kagome showed up "Hey Souta! Is Kagome feeling better?" Eri asked the small boy. "Yeah but she has her boyfriends over right now"

Yuka brightened up "Boyfriends?" Eri smirked "That little slut… two men at once" the two gossiped girls giggled and Ayumi blinked "Well could we see her?"

Naraku stormed out of the house smiling and twirling to Souta "Souta-kun!" he giggled and jumped on Souta hugging him "Kagome told me to tell you that Sesshomaru and the kitty got into a fight and now Buyo is dead"

Souta run into the house while Kagome order Sesshomaru to bring the cat back with his sword. Then that was done and Buyo was alive again Souta finally told Kagome her friends was outside.

Outside-

Naraku smiled at the small human girls "Hi" Yuka and Eri blushed and giggles. Ayumi smiled back "Hello are you one of Kagome's boyfriends?" Naraku shook his head and got on his knees bowing his head "I'm a sex slave!" he yelled at the sky a few birds flying out of the a tree.

Kagome threw her shoes at Naraku's head "Shut up! You sicken me!" Naraku ran to Kagome and hugged her "My love!"

Sesshomaru came out of the house without his armor and swords and his fluffy tail and birth tattoos gone with the help of magic. Kagome whispered in Naraku's ear telling him that demons are dead and humans rule so act human.

Sesshomaru was in shock when she told him. Act human? Like two power lords could do that.

Eri and Yuka stared in aw at Naraku and Sesshomaru "Wow Kagome…" Ayumi thought for a moment "Is one of these guys the rude jerk?" Eri hit Ayumi over the head "no she dumped that dirt bag and got these lovely men!"

Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow at Eri who stared at him with love/lust/and something else jealously. "Your hair what do you use for it?" she asked going to touch Sesshomaru's hair. He grabbed her hand before it touched his beautiful hair. "Touché"

Yuka took in a breath "So how did you all meet?" Kagome smiled and started walking inside "How about we all go inside" trying to change the subject. "Kagome! Answer me!" Yuka whined.

After the weenies left…. Since I'm a lazy

Kagome glared at Sesshomaru who was getting ready to sleep on Kagome's bedroom floor. Naraku who was the good little boy got to sleep with Kagome on her bed unlike the bad boy Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru took a pillow and laid down crossing his arm under his head staring up at the ceiling. Sesshomaru looked up at Kagome who was glaring at him. Sighed he turned over looking away from her falling into a light sleep.

Naraku tip toed into Kagome's room only in a towel jumping by the half asleep girl. He laid on his side looking at Kagome. Moving his hand so is laid on her stomach sliding it upwards cupping one of her breast. Kagome was awake now and staring at Naraku.

Naraku took his hand off and rolled over so he was on top of Kagome, smiling at her he lowered his head into a kiss. Deepening it he took his towel off and started with her PJ's. Finally underdressed Naraku lifted Kagome's hips where she could wrap her legs around his waist.

They continued to make out for about another minute fooling around a bit. Naraku pulled back and softly moved into his small mate. He got in all the way before pulling out then moving back in faster.

Continuing that a few more times before losing control over anything but remember to keep it down, the two rolled around fucking each other. Kagome was the first to hit her climax then Naraku followed after.

Naraku pulled out and fell to the side and cuddled with Kagome who fell into a deep sleep. Sesshomaru was awake the whole thing and vary hard sat up and frowned "Naraku come here"

Naraku nodded and slipped away from Kagome and moved down to Sesshomaru who atomically brought him into a kiss pinning down on the ground. Naraku's eyes widened and returned the kiss. Sesshomaru pulled his clothes off not waiting long before plunging into the man.

One hour later

Naraku was back up with Kagome only to get away from the evil man who made him really sore.

The next morning

Kagome was the last one up out of the whole house well besides Souta but he doesn't count. Kagome took a shower then got dressed into her a skirt and shirt skipping down stairs walking into the dinning room: Naraku rolled in a back moaning in pain, Sesshomaru sipping on tea.

"Good morning Kagome" Sesshomaru said setting his cup down watching her stepping across from him looking at Naraku "What's wrong with him?" Sesshomaru glanced over at the ball of Naraku laying next to him "Nothing…"

Kagome nodded slowly unsure about that "Okay…." She sighed and smiled "So where's my mom?" "In the kitchen tying your grandfather down so he doesn't try and kill us" Sesshomaru explained and picked up a newspaper looking over it frowning at everything he saw on the paper.

Sesshomaru rolled the paper up and whacked Naraku with it causing a yelp to come out of him. Kagome laughed a bit "Okay… no more newspaper for the lord of the western lands"

A/N: That's all… -.- short again….. and late…. Kill me now!

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