Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha

Summary: Kagome brings back the most beautiful think known to man…. Coffee. And she brings a Barbie she got shipped from America and gives it to Kanna who refuses to play with the damned toy so Naraku and Kagome try and make Kanna play with the thing (ROCK ON BARBIE!)

Warning: Bad singing and head flinging

A/N: -sobs- I love Barbie… and this chapter goes out to my most hated friend Karrissa! Whom thought of the idea (only because I love coffee and worship Barbie… and Sebby (who you all don't know)) Kikyo dies in this chapter my friends! The most funniest death ever!

Chapter 7: Attack of Barbie!

Kagome moaned and arched her back towards Sesshomaru before going back to sucking Naraku's member.

an month later

Kanna's eyes widened when Kagome bring the scary looking 'doll' out of her big yellow bag holding it up for Kanna and everyone to see. "What in the world is that?" Kanna asked slowly her eyes still wide. "Her name is Barbie!"

Kanna winced at her happiness and took the short kimono doll "Barbie?" Kanna said slowly and took the dolls head off and threw it. Kagome blinked and went over and picked it up putting it back on the doll "why did you do that?"

"She was smiling at me…" Kanna said as if Kagome asked the most the stupidest thing in the world. Kagome gave Kanna a weird look and shook her head in disbelief "Don't rip her head off please…"

While Kanna was cutting Barbie's long blond hair Kagome pulled out of instant coffee and candy, smiling and made the coffee and handed Shippo some candy. Naraku sniffed the coffee Kagome was making and looked at Kagome "What is this?"

"It's called coffee!" she said happily. Naraku nodded slowly in understanding.

with the Inu-gang!

Kikyo sighed and looked over at Inuyasha who seemed happy and same with Sango, 'what are they up too?' she thought looking at the two with narrow eyes. Inuyasha cleared his throat and Sango giggled.

Inuyasha stood letting out a breath "I'm going to get some fire wood" Sango jumped up "I'll help you!" they went off to get 'fire wood' leaving Kikyo by herself. Kikyo sat there for a good hour before they came back.

Inuyasha smiled at Kikyo and sat down. "Where's the fire wood?" she asked looking at him. Inuyasha blinked "Oh… umm one minute…." He said and pulled out his sword going over to a tree and sliding it down.

But instead of it falling the right way away from them it fell right on Kikyo. Dust spoofed into the air and Inuyasha fell down acting dead. Sango ran over to Inuyasha looking worried "Inuyasha!" she screamed tears rolling down her face.

Inuyasha sat up and blinked "I'm not dead… Why?" Sango blinked as well shrugging "Maybe because Kikyo was already dead?" Inuyasha looked at Sango and grinned jumping on her kissing her passionately. She returned the kiss happily.

"Sango well you become my mate?" Inuyasha whispered in her ear softly. Sango nodded and began to pull Inuyasha's clothes off him smiling kissing him.

back at the castle

Sesshomaru covered his poor innocent ears when Naraku and Kagome started singing again.

Kagome: Barbie is the coolest

Naraku: she'll bit off your head…

Kagome: she well not

Naraku: she well so!

Kagome: Barbie is the coolest

Naraku: She's a lesbian…. And well bite off your head

Kagome: Shut up Naraku!

Naraku gave a puppy face with tears in his red eyes "Owwie Kaggy-chan owwie" Kagome hugged him. The room went dark and there was a spot light on him when Kagome pulled away. They were all looking at him when he started his song….

Naraku (in a deep blues kind of voice): Barbie was my friend… She gave me head once or twice. She's from a different place and doesn't speak Japanese… I raped her butt hole and gained a lot of pleasure. Kanna, my own daughter, called me sick… The coffee got to my head (rock music plays) –screams the song- I LOVE BARBIE! I LOVE HER SO MUCH! WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME! –goes quiet and peaceful- Barbie was my friend, lover, and whore… I love you Barbie

Kagome was crying, Sesshomaru was about to laugh he's head off, and Miroku was already laughing and Kanna popped Barbie's head off again.

Naraku dove for the head tear steaming down his face "Barbie no! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!" Kagome handed Naraku a cup of coffee and they both drank it fall their eyes wide and filled with hyper ness.

Kagome and Naraku grabbed each other giggling "I love you Kagome" "No I love you Naraku" "I love you more" "No I love you more"

Sesshomaru slapped himself and sighed "I'm leaving…" Naraku and Kagome grabbed Sesshomaru's feet when he stood "Don't leave us!" they yelled. Sesshomaru twitched and tried to kick them off "Get away you freaks'" they hanged on tighter closing they're eyes.

Miroku was laughing and Shippo was putting the dolls head back on.

far away in the mountains in a cave

"Mi lord it is all most really…" a old hag said in a rusty voice pouring some green stuff in a bowl with bubbling purple goop. "Good witch" the dark 'lord' said "I need Kagome to love me and only me…" the man said breathing heavily "I need her"

The witch frowned "Don't jack off on my chair…" the man glared at her and shook his head "Call up a whore I need to fuck" the witch nodded and bowed waving her hand and a beautiful girl that kind of looked like Kagome walked up to him and climbed onto his lap kissing him.

far away in from that other far away place in a cave

"Prince! Kagome! She's mated to Lord Sesshomaru and evil Lord Naraku!" a wolf demon yelled to his beloved prince. "WHAT? SHE CAN'T BE! SHE MINE!" the prince yelled (wild guess..) "She is my prince"

"Damn… Then we'll go take her from those idiots!" He yelled raising a fist in the air. "My lord… She's at Naraku's castle and we don't know where that is…" the prince fell over "right…"

back at the castle

"Go fish" Kagome said watching Sesshomaru pick up a card. "Have an 8?" he asked looking at the cards. "Go fish"…

Kanna was burning barbie's head while Shippo watched outside. Miroku and Naraku were beating each other over the head for the last cup of coffee.

When BOOM! Kagome dropped the bomb! "I'm pregnant…" everything stopped. "Excuse me?" Naraku said blinking holding a fist over Miroku's head. "I'm pregnant…." She said again bowing her head.

Sesshomaru gave a soft smile and pulled Kagome in his lap nuzzling the side of her neck "I know you're scared since your young and only a teenager but this is the best thing in the world." Kagome nodded at Sesshomaru's sweet words. "yeah!"

"Plus I have sooo many children already!" she said happily! "I mean what's one more?"

Naraku hugged Kagome tightly "Its mine right?" Sesshomaru pulled her away from him "No it's mine" "No!" Yes!" "No!" "Yes!" "No!" "Yes!" so on and so forth.

A/N: Whoo hoo! God damn… there is going to be five or so more chapters then its done and over with!

Reviews: (I didn't get a lot…Oh and by the way I didn't answer your review… I only answer the ones that are on the last chapter. I don't pay attention to the rest)

Mizerableh: pst…. I updated… -poke poke- pst pst I updated! WEEEE I'm so happy!

Crutches the magic hippie: Anything you say? –rubs hands together- I don't know what to ask for… ummm nothing comes to mind! Anywhom! And yes I did watch the new ep. Of Family Guy! I thought it was funny too!

TheWildWind: UH huh I know you agree. 'cause I said it! And I am the master of all

Joeys-Babygirl: thanks for the idea! Did you know.. I was looking over the reviews that I reviewed people… and almost all of them said 'Go to hell' swear it

Naraku'sgirl2: Cheating on you alright! With me! We love each other and you are left in the dust… Kikyo's dust! MWHAHHAHAHAHHAHA