Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha
Summary: Finding out who is the father(s) of Kagome's sweet innocent corrupted unborn child. And who lurks in the dark. And Naraku and Miroku get it on?
Warning: Two men getting it on…. Evil laughing. Wrong uses of a tree branch.
A/N: I have a personal editor! And I did have deadlines… I have to get my new story and this chapter done by 2: something am and its 1:24am now… No one needs to know that though.
And I took it no one like with I made Shippo and Kirara do! Blame my editor.
Chapter 8: Daddy(s) and Evil doer
"Sliding glass door…." Kagome whispered glaring at the 'glass' door, which was really rice paper. "What's up with her?" Shippo asked in a whisper to Kanna. "I believe Sesshomaru gave her something to clam her stomach and help the baby and it had her like this…"
Kagome ran her hand down the door behind Sesshomaru opened it and Kagome jumped down "Demon! Run! Demon!" yelling that crawling away into a corner putting a force field around her (thanks to the damned child inside of her who gave her powers).
"Have you found out who the father is?" Kanna asked pouring her and Shippo some tea. "Yes and it is…." Naraku pushed Sesshomaru out of the way and was about to yell it happily before Miroku came out of nowhere and pushed him out of the way.
Before you know it they were all fighting. Sesshomaru pulled himself from the fight and brushed himself off "We need some of Kagome's blood…" he sighed and looked over at Kagome who was getting fat "But since she won't let anyone near here but you two…" they was gone before you knew it.
Demon Whatnot – Baby part 1 Page 2000: When a human is carry a demon child the baby will grow fast in the womb and well live as long as the mother. The baby will make the mother powerful. Warning: Please do not mix herbs and get it to her. (What baka Sesshomaru did!)
If the mother to the unborn half demon is in a mix relationship with two demons the child well be born fully demon and you can find out whose child it is if you give a small simple of her blood to a magic scroll and the father's name will show.
Sesshomaru had the scroll but had no blood. Well he had blood! Just not hers! But that's okay! "Stop it…We need to work out a plan to get Kagome's blood" Sesshomaru growled at the two still fighting. They stood up and thought really fast.
"Umm… Since she is now forming a demon-phobia. Since I'm a loving-caring-handsome monk and not a 'yuck demon' as she called you I'll go first!" Miroku chirped taking the scroll from Sesshomaru walking over to Kagome who let him in.
Only to throw him out when he poked his finger to get the blood, he slide next to Sesshomaru and held the scroll up to him whispering in pain "Got it" Sesshomaru took the scroll and looked inside his eyes widened "What the…"
Naraku took the scroll and looked at it his eyes widened, Miroku popped up and looked at it his eyes widening. They all look at Kagome who was rubbing her growing stomach "wow…" Naraku whispered "It's….."
Far away in a mountain (I bet you all hate me now… -evil laugh-)
The dark fellow laughed and pinched the old hags arm coming out of the darkness to see he really is a……… Chicken demon. Short yellow and red hair messy and ugly face with a big nose and fat body to big to walk through the kitchen door.
"Lord Cocomo please just sit down" the hag said almost pleading "Why? I'm having to much fun!" Cocomo said laughing louder putting his hands on his hips. The old hag growled and stabbed him in the heart then started cutting his arms and legs off.
"Having chicken tonight" she said happily.
back to the part where I left out… or to Inuyasha and Sango!
"Sango stop pulling" Inuyasha whined looking down at Sango. "It's your fault you were running through the forest naked" "I was going to you my dear"
"Shut it I'm trying to pull this thing out!" Sango snapped pulling harder on the 'thing'. "Ow ow ow what are you pulling?" Inuyasha yelled down to Sango "Opps sorry!" Sango pulled the stick out of Inuyasha's –beep-.
…. With Koga!
"Okay… We've looked everywhere…" he said sitting down. "Damn even with out the jewels his fast!" a wolf whined laying down looking at his prince. "Get up you lazy bum!" "Koga we've been running for four days straight with no rest or food or anything! We can't remember what its like to pee!"
At the castle…happy?
"Congregations!" The three men yelled to one another all drunk on really strong sake. "Naraku I knew that you could do it man" Miroku said burping. "No no you are the man" Naraku said grinning sheepishly. "No! I'm the man!" Sesshomaru said falling over.
"We're all going to be fathers…" Miroku said in a dreamy voice looking at Naraku. "Yeah… we rock" Sesshomaru said from the floor. Kagome sat in her little corner she had let the force field down a long time ago and was now not on the herb.
She watches Naraku falling on Miroku and hugged him "Dear! I love you!" Miroku laughed "I love you too sweetie!" he kissed Naraku. Kagome watched them make out, her eyes widened when Miroku grabbed Naraku's ass.
Naraku moaned lowering Miroku to the ground sliding his robe off him tracing the out lines of his muscles to his under pants (he has them…they're green or a light purple). Naraku smirked pulling his pants down kissing his length.
Miroku took in a breath feeling Naraku's warm tongue slide down him.
Kagome watched wide eyed hearing Miroku moan and panting as Naraku sucked on his… whoa… damn look at him go.
With Shippo and Kanna
"Hey Kanna…" Shippo started looking over at her "Do you think mommy is okay now?" Kanna looked at him "yeah I believe so" Shippo beamed and watched Kanna play with the no-head Barbie. "Kanna what did you do with the head this time?"
"I threw in the pond…" Kanna turned away from Shippo grinning whispering to her self "Now that damned Barbie head is swimming with the fishes"
Shippo blinked "What was that?" "Nothing Shippo go lay down" "Ai ai captain!" he skipped over to his bed jumping on the fluffy pillow snuggling into the pillow grabbing a cover pulling it over his head.
With the lovers
Kagome covered her eyes having enough watching Naraku suck, bit and pound into Miroku poor innocent body even though Miroku seemed to like it. But what does Miroku know? Nothing that's right!
the Next day
Miroku was sore and couldn't leave bed but Naraku was hopping around like a rabbit. He stopped in front of Kagome hugging her "Hello my love!" he kissed her. He pushed him away "Did you take a bath? And brush your teeth?" he nodded innocently.
She pulled him to her kissing him on the lips. "Sesshomaru wants to see you…" Naraku whispered kissing her one more time before giggling and sliding away going into bunny mode "You're in trouble! Hehe"
Kagome stuck her tongue out at him before walking down the hall to Sesshomaru newly built office "Come in Kagome" he called out before she even knocked. She opened the door and walked in closing the door after her.
"Kagome… The council wishes you good luck on your birth and sent some gifts" Sesshomaru said poking towards a large pile "Ohh pretty!" she was about to skip over to them but someone wrapped their arms around her waist pulling her back.
She knew it was Sesshomaru because he smelt good… "But I called you in here to see if you were alright" she leaned against him closing her eye as he rubbed her growing stomach. "I'm fine…"
"You feeling alright since I gave you those herbs and they kind of messed you up…" Sesshomaru said in a amused voice. "Ah yes the magic herbs that well help me…May causes side effects" Kagome said in a annoyed voice.
"Sorry I didn't know" "Lies!" Kagome said turning in his arms pulling him down kissing him. "I forgive you… This time" she said pushing him away leaving him stunned.
Kagome skipped over to the gifts and opened the first one "ohh pretty!"
with in Shippo and Kanna's room
Shippo laid peacefully on his pillow when something cold hit his face. He opened his eyes and stared at the Barbie head.
A scream filled the castle "BARBIES BACK!"
few minutes later
Kagome rocked Shippo in her arm shushing him "It's okay Shippo tell me what happen" Shippo eye's were wide with fear in them "B-b-barbie attacked me when I was asleep!" he busted into tears.
Kanna laughing in the back round.
A/N: Kagome likes shinny things! –gives Kagome a tin can-
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Next chapter: Small little chicken are raining from the sky and Kagome is now asking everyone if she's fat… She's huge okay