Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Summary: Kagome is starting to piss everyone off with her loud mouth. Miroku getting arouse by everything. Chickens falling from the sky? Evil bubbles? Children? No the end of the world?

Warning: Child birth. Lesbians! Threesome between Sessy-chan, Miro-chan, and Nara-chan. Then just Sess/Miro, and Kag/Kagura. (Lesbians have to be in here… a reviewer pointed out that I didn't have lesbians so bam!)

A/N: Have you people ever noticed how I never asked for you to review? I have and I was thinking "Why are they?" But thank you for doing so! Chapter 10 is the end of this story! Lucky this is chapter 9. And I've also notice this story has no point. This chapter is going to be long and the next is just what happens after a while.

Chapter 9: Beware of Kagome

Kagome sat rubbing lotion on her huge stomach. She is going to give birth in a month or so. At least that is what Sesshomaru said. Naraku is keeping away afraid he'd do something and make the baby pop out. She laughed at this when Sesshomaru told her this.

She hasn't even had the baby and everyone is running around with their heads chopped off! They are starting to piss her off. Kagura keeps popping up out of nowhere; it's starting to get really creepy. Sesshomaru is being cold and emotionless… wait that's normal.

Miroku and Naraku are acting like giggling school girls and that's weird but funny to watch. Vary funny. They are weird psycho weird. (Like my editor)

Kagome sighed and started to rub the lotion on her legs she couldn't reach far 'cause of her big fat belly. I mean she is getting bigger then normal people! She is fatter then hell! Hell is pretty fat too. Ever seen it? Fat!

Kagome looked around in fear that Kagura would pop up and scare her again like she did this morning just remembering it gives her the creeps!

Flash back

Picture this: Kagome sitting there in the gardens looking at all the flowers. Kagura sneaking in the back round like a spy holding a bottle filled with the unknown. Kagura towering over Kagome from behind. Jumps Kagome!

end flash back

In the end Kagura was hit over the head by Kagome and beat up. Poor Kagura.

with Sesshomaru

He sighed off his life and gave up! How long did it take to have a child! God damn! It took forever! Forever! It's only been a few months and Sesshomaru thought he was going insane! He was having conversations with himself.

It went a little like this: "So tell us Lord Sesshomaru, how much do you like yourself?" "Oh you know John I love myself but my one and only true love is golf" "Oh I see. So tell us! How are you and where do you like pie" "Oh I love pie! And coconuts!" "Oh we all love coconuts!" "Hehe"

He was going insane! Oh help him god! He has no idea what golf is and no idea who John is. What the hell is a John? And what is golf? No one knows? He knew what pie was, pies good yummy tum tum good.

Thank god for pie. Sesshomaru paced the floor of his office when Naraku and Miroku ran in and hugged Sesshomaru "Sessy-chan!" They yelled happily. "What do you want you bumbling idiots?" Sesshomaru asked pulling them off and dropping them to the floor.

(Can you image Sesshomaru saying bumbling?)

Naraku and Miroku clung to each other and whispered into each other ears making sure the evil lord Sesshomaru didn't hear their plan. They both nodded and stood walking slowly over to Sesshomaru who now had his back turned to them.

Sesshomaru smirked and turned before they reached him taking them both in his arms "Now now let's all just have fun" They whined and tried to get free. "Aw don't you want to have fun with me?" he purred and licked their neck one at a time.

They both shivered and nodded weakly, Sesshomaru let them go and turned Naraku around so he faced away from him and Miroku as he kissed Miroku and worked him out of his monk robe with one hand the other pulling Naraku to him with his hand down the dark lords pants playing with him.

Naraku moaned and felt himself being lowered to the ground and the naked Miroku being pushed in front him as he sat on Sesshomaru's lap "Suck him…" Naraku nodded weakly to Sesshomaru's command and slowly worked his tongue on Miroku's member.

Sesshomaru untied his pants lifting Naraku a bit pulling them down and opening his kimono shirt pulling it off before sliding Naraku down on his erected member. Naraku almost bite Miroku… and he did. "Ow! Be gentle I wish to have more children!" Miroku yelped.

Naraku laughed a bit and kissed where he bite and licked it a little cause a moan from Miroku. Soon Naraku was on his hands and knees, Sesshomaru pounding into him while he and Miroku sucked each other and Miroku playing with both of their balls.

Miroku came first followed by Naraku and last but not least Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru pulled out and leaned back holding himself up with his elbows, Naraku falling to the side Miroku staying where he is.

(A/N: Can you believe that I once asked my friend how three men could have sex? I remember some what, what we said Me: How can three men do it? Her: Easily first…. Me: I don't wanna know!)

with Kagome

"Go away Kagura" Kagome growled warningly. "I was told you stay here until you have the baby!" she said in an army voice (you know deep and loud). "Okay you stay there while I go take a bath" Kagome said weakly standing. "I'll go with you!" "No… stay"

God it was like talking with a dog. But she was a wind witch. So yeah, whatever. Kagome sighed and looked at Kagura "Fine but you stay away your starting to creep me out!" They both walked into the hot springs together.

Kagura helped Kagome take her kimono off folding it then helping Kagome into the hot spring. Kagura striped and stepped in besides Kagome smiling. Kagome stared at Kagura who looked flushed, sitting there with her eyes closed, flushed and smiling. One word: Creepy.

She couldn't help it that Kagura was creepier be on words and whatnot. Damn Kagome's heart was pounding so hard. Kagura was creepy BUT hot! She meant hot hot. Hotter then hot. You get it?

If you don't Kagome well kill you with an axe. A sharp killing machine of doom and no happiness! (God I need a therapist)

Kagome looked Kagura over and was almost panting. What Kagome sees: Kagura with a rag half her body out of the water, washing her breast slowly teasing Kagome. In real life: Kagura washing her stomach then her breast then her neck. Kagome sighed and started to wash her large stomach.

with Sesshomaru and the giggling school girls (I kept confusing Kagura and Kagome's names! So to the others!)

Miroku giggled as Naraku kisses his neck and played with his happy parts. As Sesshomaru stripped himself in front of Miroku who took on an innocent look. Sesshomaru smirked and kneed down to Miroku pushing him down on the ground.

Naraku was gone to check up on Kagome.

Miroku took and in sharp breath when he felt Sesshomaru's arouse. "Sesshomaru" Miroku whispered Sesshomaru hmmed too busy with Miroku's neck "Umm never mind" He wasn't going to say anything he just felt like saying his name. It kind of rolls off the tongue, Sess-ho-maru, Miroku let out a giggle when Sesshomaru started to suck on his neck.

Sesshomaru smirked lifting his head after a while leaving a nice big dark spot, Miroku's hands traveled all over Sesshomaru body and stopped when he got to his shoulder and pulled him down for a heated kiss which Sesshomaru returned.

Sesshomaru got ready to enter Miroku and Miroku braced himself, Sesshomaru slammed into Miroku getting it over with and Miroku let out a shaky breath with pain filled in it "Couldn't you go slow?" "No"

Miroku nodded slowly telling Sesshomaru to continue with what he was doing. Sesshomaru pulled out and pushed back in and Miroku let out a moan as their bodies rubbed together. They continued doing their dance of love making, Miroku's body covered in sweat and Sesshomaru panting going faster and faster, slamming into Miroku's body, jacking him off and the other hand making sure Miroku stayed in place as he continued.

Miroku came first spreading his seed all over his and Sesshomaru's stomachs some getting in Sesshomaru's hair since it was so long and shiny, it was going to get messy one way or the other. Sesshomaru came soon after, trying not to fall on top of Miroku but fail and fell on the monk.

Sesshomaru pulled out and rolled to the side closing his eyes breathing normally now. Miroku was still panting and had this dreamy look in his eyes "Wow… Naraku was right you are a god!" Sesshomaru smirked and looked over at him raising an eye brow "Oh really?"

Miroku nodded them stopped and froze shaking his head "Stay away Sesshomaru!" Miroku tried to get away he really did, but was held back by Sesshomaru who was kissing him, trying to shut the monk up.

"I" kiss "hate" kiss "you" kiss "Oh god Sesshomaru" moan.

At the baths

"Kaggy-chan!" Naraku chirped skipping into the hot springs walking in on Kagura washing Kagome's hair. "Hello Nara-chan! How are you?" Kagome asked smiling. Naraku stripped down and waved Kagura away, he jumped in the tub keeping a good five feet in between them. Kagome laughed and rolled her eyes at him, as he rambled on about staying in the water for to long could fry the babies brain.

Highly doubtable, Naraku washed himself sitting on the edge of the hot spring looking like a big fluffy soap ball. Which was funny, all you could see was his face everything else was covers in soap. Kagome laughed as Naraku's face was engulfed by the soap bubbles, he was not in the water now trying to save himself from being killed by the bubbles.

He also saved Kagome bring her out of the water afraid the bubbles would attack again.

later on the night

Naraku was now by Kagome touching her stomach waiting for the baby to kick again. This is going to take a while. Naraku gave up getting bored and sit at Kagome side watching her knit, Shippo sat in front of Kagome and touched her stomach and felt it kick. "It moved" Naraku's hand shot out and felt the stomach "No its not!"

Shippo laughed "It just doesn't like you!" Naraku pouts and cuddled into Kagome's arm "I'm half of its father" he said whining. Kagome rolled her eyes and Shippo talked to the baby telling it how much Naraku would hate it and try to bite off his head. Naraku got up and chased Shippo around the room "Get back here and tell it not to fear me!"

a month later in a room

Kagome screamed and pushed harder like the doctor said killing Sesshomaru's hand, it look as though he was in tears. Of pain not joy. Oh the pain in his right hand! When the baby was out all the way Kagome let go of Sesshomaru's hand, he sighed heavenly since the pain was over, Kagome did the same and waited until the baby was cleaned off the hold it.

Sesshomaru got to hold it first and he gave a small smile, "What is it?" Kagome asked weakly "A baby boy, and my new heir" Sesshomaru said happily giving the baby to Kagome, Kagome smiled and nodded to a maid to let Miroku and Naraku in. The maid bowed and opened the door letting the two other fathers in as well. Naraku ran over to Kagome and looked at the child, the baby opened his eyes: red was the color of his eyes "Has my eyes!" "What are you going to name him?" Sesshomaru asked after ignoring Naraku. "How about Miroku jr.!" They all glared at Miroku, he let out a laugh "Or not"

"Tomo" Kagome said looking at the baby smiling "Tomo? Sounds fishy" Miroku said in a sneaky like voice. "Tomo is fine" Sesshomaru said glaring at Miroku. Miroku laughed again and rubbed the back of his neck. "Why am I the bad guy today?"

a mouth later

Kagome was back to her normal size, Tomo was a fire demon. Sesshomaru said he had a fire demon for an uncle and that's how Tomo got the powers. Tomo was full demon and took on most of Sesshomaru's looks but had Naraku's eyes and Miroku's nose. Everything else screamed Sesshomaru!

Kagome let the father's take Tomo today to show him around the grounds and whatnot. He was only a month old and everyone was acting like he was going to become a lord already! Gee. He didn't even understand any of it! He was a baby for crying out loud! Geez, demon's are stupid. Sesshomaru was the only one acting normal, cold but having a soft spot for Kagome and the baby, everyone else could drop dead.

Kagome sighed and looked out the window as Kagura brushed her hair. She was being nice and Kagome was confused by her actions, when ever Kagome would say that she was going to take a bath Kagura was the first one up to take one with her. Kagome was starting to think that Kagura only wanted to see her naked. Kagome sighed and turned around to look at Kagura "Tell me, have you ever been kissed?" Kagura blushed and shook her head no.

"And I've never been kissed by a girl" Kagome said thinking a bit before taking hold of Kagura and pushing her lips against the wind demons. Kagura's eyes went wide before closing feeling Kagome's tongue sliding into her mouth playing with her tongue a little her hands sliding down Kagura's body earning a moan from Kagura.

Kagome broke the kiss moving her head down letting a trail of kisses down her neck, sliding her kimono off as she went lower. Kagura forced to lie on her back as Kagome toyed with her body.

end of lesbian moment 1 hour later (Its weird writing this so I'm not going to do it)

Kagome put her kimono back on smiling standing "I'm taking a bath" she walked out leaving the naked panting Kagura. Kagura nodded slowly and put her kimono back on catching her breath again, then followed Kagome to the hot springs.

with Sesshomaru and the boys

Tomo laid on the grass watching his fathers glare all stand around him. "His becoming a monk!" "No a Lord" "A assassin" Miroku and Sesshomaru looked at Naraku "What?" they asked.

"MY SON is becoming an assassin" Naraku said. Then they was all fighting once again. Shippo sitting by Tomo, playing with a top giving Tomo rules on how not to get in trouble and hit.

A/N: Done! I thought it would be longer but this is how long my brain would allow it to go.

Review:

Koorime13: People who don't like them? But who doesn't?

Maki-Chan: - yeah she is isn't she? And Miroku, Sesshomaru, and Naraku is the father

GeMaNgEl007: Who doesn't? But the haters who are planning on kill all of us lovers

Shinkei: What are you talking about? I don't think I'm writing a sequel, and if I do I'll tell you all

Shinkei: Yes Naraku is kind of evil…

Mizerableh: I already have a stalker - te he sorry that job is token

Naraku'sgirl2: hehe because I can please him and you can't so hahaha

Inuinuinuinu: It shall be done!

Animeboytoykoi: You've been –plays sad music- depressed? –says in a French assent- - Sorry I keep changing how I talk when I do talk and now I'm doing it well I type… I need a life

Crutches the magic hippie: UH huh… I don't know what SOAD is but I'll look it up and whatnot… not now because I'm too busy typing this… and this…and this…and –slaps hand- OKAY! I didn't really slap my hand that would hurt and I like my hands they are nice when they are not trying to choke me. I would stare at you too… I bet you are a freak that was dancing around like a monkey. I never get to go to the mall reasons: 1 I'm poor 2 When we do my mom and I go straight to the book store where we could look around forever and want every book there. I go to the manga first then look at the other books, I have a big pile of books by my bed (I think ten or more) that I'm planning on reading. Because I don't have a life and I read to much and get on the computer to much and hate the sun.

AMI MIZUNO1: Yeah I know…. I watched Kizuna and it was all naughty (just how I like it) Kizuna is a anime if you didn't know.

Kaimei Jaganshi: UH huh I bet you did….

KagomeOf2005: Okay….I this is kind of the last chapter… so yeah… I kind of can't really continue, but I am writing what happened after this when the baby grows up.

shadows-insanity: It doesn't feel weird writing guy on guy or guy on girl but it weirds me out to write girl on girl since I'm a girl and it creeps me out. I have nothing against les's I know a lesbian and I know like ten million bisexuals

Joeys-Babygirl: she has said sorry! But in bigger words…

Scorpio 1118: I know you're female….. Out a pile of books I have there is two men there wrote them, but what I'm saying is the mostly girls write. Yeah.

Neko Kagome: It shall be done –bows-