But I Got High . . . .

One Shot, unless anyone cares.

Disclaimer: If you can recognise it I do not own it.

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Thick clouds of aromatic smoke poured out of the Gryffindor common room,

" And you say you found it all behind Hagrid's hut."

"Yeah, I don't know what he uses for fertilizer but it was like ten meters tall. I thought I had died and gone to heaven." A particularly large cloud of smoke poured out of the room and past the open common room door.

"I wonder how many brain cells we're killing?"

"Who cares this is good shit."

"Who thought Hagrid would have it in him."

"Why do you think he's so happy all the time."

Another puff of smoke.

"You know I feel kind of hungry."

"Now you mention it so do I."

"Bags not going to kitchen."

"Wait I've got an idea, Hey Dobby, Dobby."

A little creature popped out of no where freaking out the students closest to it. "What could Dobby be getting Sir."

"Do you have any chips, or dip, you know snacks?"

"Oh Dobby is sorry Sir but all the elves have retired and there is no prepared food available. We have run out."

"Oh okay, bye Dobby. That sucks."

"Yeah, hey has anyone got anything in their rooms?" There are some mutterings and claims that they were going to stock up tomorrow. "Oh that is so not fair, I'm so hungry. "

"How about we go into town and get something from the pub."

"Oh a hamburger, I could cast an Avada Kadavera for a hamburger."

"With chips and chicken salt."

"Okay who wants to go into town and get something to eat." Another cloud of smoke eases out of the door into the hallway outside the common room.

"Hell yeah, but how are we going to get out of here?"

"Well I just happen to have this cloak, this cloak of invisibility and we can use that to get down to this tunnel that goes all the way to town."

"Oh Cool, but isn't that like against the rules."

"Fuck the rules, I'm hungry."

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A hasty five minutes later five people are standing outside the closed door of the Gryffindor common room.

"Okay have we got every thing, roach,"

"Check,"

"Bong."

"Check"

"Papers."

"Check"
"Hagrid's happy weed."

"Check"

"Chibi -Usagi doll."

'Check, ahhh why have we got that?"

"Cause it's cute so we're all ready."

"Yes, we can now set off on our mighty quest to search out new and strange food groups to boldly go where no Gryffindor has gone before."

Five stoned people under an invisibility cloak does not make for a very secretive group. Giggles and a cloud of smoke followed them through the halls.

Suddenly down the hallway a cat could be heard. "Ahh Shit, shit, shit, everyone run."

"No wait, hide."

"Someone hide the dope."

"I can't they'll smell it."

"Eat it, eat it."

Mrs Norris came around the corner, and right up to the panicking stoners. "Wait I got an idea. Feed it too the cat."

"Are you sure?'

"Yeah sure, Filch will I'll never suspect."

"All of it?"

:"Maybe not try a little bit."

From the half invisible crowd of people a shaky stunning spell emerges from the smoke. Striking the screeching cat. "Okay cat down. Can you get her to eat?"

There are some mumblings and the weed is forced into the cats mouth a medical spell is used and it swallows.

"Wait guys we could be hurting the little pussy."

One of the group is leaning against the wall and hits a painting tilting it revealing a hidden passage.

"Hey I found the passage,"

"I knew it was around here. Drop the cat I think Filch is coming."

Filch appeared around the corner to an empty hall way except for his poor Mrs Norris who was laying on the ground all legs up in the air miaowing at something only she could see.

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"Hi, Hoe, Hi Hoe, It's off to work I go, I take a prick a to make a quid Hi Hoe, Hi Hoe."

"Dean stop singing,"

"I can't help I'm under ground in a tunnel. I fell like I should be singing."

"At least we're not in the alps somewhere."

"Can't you see me as a nun."

"Too easily mate."

"Hey do think anyone is following us?"

"No, we're perfectly safe, I can see the hamburger now, oozing sauce."

"No, there's someone following us."

"Oww it could be Voldemort. Voldemort could be following."

"Hey I wonder if he smokes?"

"That would explain the red eye."

"Ha Voldemort's a pot head."

"But if he smoked pot he wouldn't want to take over the world. It would be way to much effort."

"Maybe he doesn't have any more maybe he run out."

"Hey Harry, pot could be the power he knows not. That could be it."

"Yeah you could end the war with a bag of corn chips and a joint."

"You could change your name to the-boy-that-was-wasted."

"It would have to be a pretty big joint . . .Hey we're here."

Above his head a trap door lay and beyond was the munchies.

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Back at Hogwarts in the teachers lounge the staff settled back in their chairs and watched the muggles television set up by Dumbledore.

Spongebob Squarepants bounced around the screen his high pitched voice muffled in the smoke filled room. "I didn't think Sponges could talk."

Snape had his robe open and a big bag of hot chips lying on his stomach. "I think I know he's a magic sponge."

"Okay, that makes sense, could you pass the corn chips." Snape passed Dumbledore the bag.

McGonagall leant over Treveney who had collapsed and was giggling at something she could only see. Like usual really.

"Hey your hogging the onion rings." Pulling the bowl of fired treats toward her.

Hagrid who was sitting like a giant giggling mountain at the back of the room was playing with some strange creature he had in a sack. Every so often he would blow smoke from his pipe into the sack and the strange hissing coming from inside the sack would stop.

"Hagrid you made sure none of the students know about your garden plot?"

"No sir, no one knows."

Dumbledore smiled that was good, it didn't pay for any of the little bastards to get a hold of it. They may nick it all.

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A/N I liked the idea but if anyone wants touse it just tell me and I will happily pass it on.

No cats were harmed in the making of this fanfiction.

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