The Cid Highwind Show Collection

by TomStrife

Cid highwind from FF7 hosts his own FF talkshow. Seasons 1-3 revised and in one package! And some bonus features to expect. Rated PG just to be safe.

2. Episode 2

Episode 2

"Hello,everyone and welcome to the Cid Highwind Show! Im this is my

show. Todays special guest is Sephiroth." Cid said. Sephiroth stepped down the long isle

and sat next to Cid. "So Sephiroth,where you been since we killed you?"asked Cid. "Ive

been with Aeris in the Promised Land,"said Sephiroth ."I see,so why have you come on

the show?"Cid asked."To talk to you.I am a Final Fantasy character and this is a Final

Fantasy talk show,"Sephiroth answered. "Oh,I see.Any love problems?" "No,why would

I? Im Sephiroth.""Get outta my show!" Cid yelled. "Wait!There was one thing. Im

cheating on Aeris," Sephiroth said."I love Kuja." "But isnt Kuja a man!"Cid said in

surprise. "No,shes a tomboy so Zidane may have thought so,"Sephy answered. "Here

they are!"Cid yelled.

The crowd cheered as Kuja and Aeris entered the stage. "Sephy-cun,I have something

To tell you,"said Kuja. Aeris turned her head in rage. "Sephy-What!" She yelled. The two began a better cat fight than last episode. Everyone cheered as the two fought. Then they attacked Sephiroth for being a sneak. "Sephiroth,Ive been using you for Aeris.I really a man. Actually Id say Im somewhere in the middle,"Kuja sighed.

Sephiroth nodded and washed his mouth out with a bar of soap.