Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Desperate Housewives
Another day has begun on Wisteria Lane. The sun shone down on the perfectly manicured lawns while Lynette Scavo's children Preston, Porter, and Parker ran through the neighborhood menacingly. She tried to chase them with her youngest baby in her arms.
"Get back here, you three! Please! Just give me a break for one day!"
Lynette tried to pull at the curlers in her hair while she ran around Wisteria Lane. Felicia Tillman stepped out on to the front porch and shook her head.
"I think that you should keep those little demons under control before they ruin my magnolias."
Lynette stopped running and pulled out the last curler in her hair. She smiled at the bitter woman sarcastically.
"I will," she said through gritted teeth.
Next, Porter and Preston ran into Ms. Huber's yard and began to stomp on the newly sprouted magnolias. Lynette stood there in shock.
"GET OUT OF THAT FLOWER BED NOW!"
When they continued to throw dirt at Ms. Tillman, Lynette had to think fast. Bree Van de Kamp drove by in her newly waxed convertible. She waved at her and continued down the road. Ms. Tillman continued to scream at the twins and began to grab at them trying to pull them out of the flower bed.
"My magnolias! Mrs. Scavo, get control over your children."
"If you two do not go inside and eat your breakfast, I will send you to Mrs. Van de Kamp's house."
Fear was struck into the young children's eyes and they ran into their home after cleaning off their muddy sneakers. Ms. Tillman began to putter around the garden trying to salvage the magnolias.
"Are you happy now, Lynette?"
"I am sorry about your magnolias. They will make up for it, I swear."
Ms. Tillman stood up and came right up to Lynette's face.
"If those little demons so much as bend a blade of grass on my lawn, I will see to it that I get a restraining order against them."
Lynette walked away, cradling the youngest Scavo in her arms.
Yes, another calm, wonderful day on Wisteria Lane has begun.