Episode 3
(Yeah,my last chapter was short purposely,my comedies shall always remain short)
"Hello, everyone and welcome once again to my show, "said Cid. "Todays episode our
special guest is……Vivi!"
Vivi stepped on to the stage and sat next to Cid
"So Vivi….hows your love life?" Cid asked.
"Horrible, since I married that Qu that I dont even know the gender of! Im with Eiko and Ive come to tell that………..THING!" Vivi replied.
Quina stepped on the stage.
"What want you?" asked Quina.
"I want a divorce! Eiko is the one I love!" Vivi yelled.
Quina was sad to here that but Vivi was on a role.
"We cant even have a kid like I did with Eiko during the credits of FF9,that befriended Puck and I did not just say that out loud if anyone asked."
Quina just began to sick out its tounge as Vivi wouldnt stop blabbering.
"By the way,heres Eiko," Cid grinned evily.
Eiko stepped on the stage and sat next to Vivi. She called to Vivi and (somehow) began to kss him….(A/N:How the heck did she manage that?)
The crowd cheered as Vivi kissed her in return. Mog popped right out of Eikos shirt and yelled: "Dang I knew I was suposed to take a left turn at Final Fantasy 7.
Instead I got to be in FF6 and FF9!" The moogle screamed as it flew away…..magically.
Now everyonw was happy.Vivi and Eiko go out, Mog isnt in FF6 or 9, and Quina got a hamburger at McDonalds.